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Sep 24, 2007

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Endless Mike posted:

Not-OP did you read the OP where I specifically mention him?

September 12, 2016


Who the gently caress would use the word "tariff" in that context?

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Sep 24, 2007

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I'm no photomatizer, but that seems like a terrible place to set up a camera to take hot shots of Spider-Man, unless there's going to be a bunch of roof-crawling action.

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Sep 24, 2007

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Endless Mike posted:

October 3, 2016

The perspective on the first panel is killing me.

This vacuuming of a square foot of carpet has taken an entire week.

Also, Not-Kingpin, you have the skills and know-how to successfully chemically alter Pym particles/serums/howeveritworks, what the hell are you chumping around with these suckers for?

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Sep 24, 2007

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I haven't seen a vacuum cleaner bag in over a decade.

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Sep 24, 2007

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joehonkie posted:

No, now they all have plastic bins and filters that throw a thousand percent more dust in the air while you empty them out and clean them.
I love my Dyson, but jesus emptying the contents into the trash is the worst part of my week.

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Synthbuttrange posted:


Just stand still while I gas him.

Wait, is that the same gas as before? Don't uh, we already know what it will do?

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Sep 24, 2007

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How long does each "arc" of Newspaper Spider-Man last? A month?

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What kind of hosed up carpet is this?!

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joehonkie posted:



Betting at least until Sunday before they return to full size.

loving PYM WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THAT EARLIER

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Sep 24, 2007

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Mikl posted:

The possibility of seeing a Wasp getting beat up was too much of a temptation.
:kiss:

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Ensign_Ricky posted:

Because ATM's don't exist?

Not in this universe of billifolds and vacuum cleaner bags.

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Jerusalem posted:

I hope to God that THE CITY IS SAFE is the headline announcing JJ's return as owner/EIC of the Bugle :allears:

Absolutely.

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Sep 24, 2007

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Sounds like a malevolent machinations of the mischievous Mysterio!!!

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Pretty saucy there for the papers!

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All I know is that this sounds like the perfect opportunity for a US1 cross-country team-up.

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Spiders can't vote!

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Has NS-M never once met someone from another planet before until now?

Also, those are some sweet teal jams Peter's wearing.

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Sep 24, 2007

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Space-Hammer is about to shoot a blast of space energy: Spider-Sense kicks in
Space-Hammer is about to backhand swing into Peter's face: Spider-Sense says gently caress it, Peter can handle this by himself

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Sep 24, 2007

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Begemot posted:

Spider-sense is blind to blunt objects. This has been extremely consistent in the newspaper universe!

This is an excellent point.

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Sep 24, 2007

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"Now hand me my billifold, there's a late tariff I have to pay."

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goatface posted:

Steroids just can't give you adamantium bones.
Not with that attitude!

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Sep 24, 2007

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Sep 24, 2007

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Newspaper Spider-Man sells the idea that Peter Parker's life is a massive shithole better than any single regular comic ever has. This is a beat-down, sad man we follow along with, and any victory Peter gets just honestly never seemed worth the hassle in the first place. Bless this strip.

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Sep 24, 2007

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Alhazred posted:

MJ is high as gently caress.

redbackground fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Jan 17, 2017

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Sep 24, 2007

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ImpAtom posted:

I'm not sure which I love more, the manager deciding the bipedal spacesuit-wearing raccoon is a pet or Peter for thinking his best possible excuse is "it is a child in a space raccoon costume."
and then the manager believes it because he is definitely not being paid enough to care.

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"So we've got Rocket the super space-raccoon, fan favorite, he's got all these crazy weapons, he can build anything, he's a scrapper, the kids love him...what can he bring to Newspaper Spider-Man?"

"He uh, could root through the trash? For trash food?"

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, yes, I uh, that's an angle we could maybe work with for maybe a scene or two, but..."

"No, we're talking for weeks straight. And he's naked."

"Your Pulitzer is already in the mail."

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Sep 24, 2007

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notthegoatseguy posted:

MJ had already been mostly written out of the books
That's just crazy.

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Syncopated posted:

Yeah, but we haven't even seen the end of this storyline yet.

I don't think we ever will.

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bunnyofdoom posted:

I can just imagine MJ sitting up and going "hey I am trying to sleep here assholes!"
She was wide awake and talking in the previous comic!

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Sep 24, 2007

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The MSJ posted:

Now that we see more of the sentry, it starts to resemble a gigantic child in shorts and overalls.

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Sep 24, 2007

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Hopin' that the Sentry gets tangled up in the annual Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta conveniently going on at that moment.

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CharlestheHammer posted:

So SM knows he just murdered Ronan but is going along for deniability sake.
and is leaving MJ at the scene to take the fall. Everything's coming up Pete!

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Sep 24, 2007

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Discendo Vox posted:

I...I think Rocket is going to get on Spidey's shoulders and wear the helmet, after MJ gets it to them.

I absolutely believe this is going to happen.

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Sep 24, 2007

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theflyingorc posted:

Somebody is dressing up as Ronan, this I know in my heart

Chekhov's Helmet at play once again.

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Sep 24, 2007

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This would have been an excellent time to bring in US1.

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Witcher reboot lookin' good.

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Unkempt posted:

HE'S JUST SLEEPING

i mean jesus christ they spent three weeks explaining that

No deaders here!

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Sep 24, 2007

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Mikl posted:



Weekday colourist :allears:

♫ I see a robot and I want it painted blue ♫

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