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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



X-O posted:

Hey, if you like Newspaper Spider-Man, check out the OP for a new addition and overdose to your heart's content.

....that is one hell of a collection

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Like spidey referring to rent as a tariff a couple days ago

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I love how sick Jonah is of this poo poo that he is gonna to try to shotgun some ants.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Endless Mike posted:

September 20, 2016


Spider-Man actually does something smart!

Oh no! Jonah mutated! Now he has two heads. He can belittle robbie snd fire parker at the same time!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Also he left his wallet at home? Why would you do that Pete you incompetent? Also what about you metro pass?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Wait, hang the gently caress on, it's an hour to dawn? Did they rent the loving car at 1am?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Wait, does egg head commute every day to new York City?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



dordreff posted:

No, this is the house he shared with his recently deceased wife before he moved back to NYC.

But they're expecting to find him there? And fight him?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



dordreff posted:

Over the course of 4-6 days, I hope.

While narrating it

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



To be fair everyone has somehow

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Also why is that vacuum so old fashioned?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



?....how did neither of you notice him?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



And then gloating over shrunken spidey, leading to a build up and tension til pym restores him to full size once again proving Spidey can't do poo poo by himself

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



notthegoatseguy posted:

I see Hank Pym has gotten the Michael Douglas treatment.

Throat cancer from eating out too often?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Wow. Egg head has both a magic changing gun and also the worst loving aim

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I am as strong proportially as the bug that is towering over me! Nothing can go wrong!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



redbackground posted:

How long does each "arc" of Newspaper Spider-Man last? A month?

Oh sweet summer child. An arc like this could take the entire of the rest of 2016

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Even Spidey knows he's been useless this entire time (We except for breaking out of the blocks)

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Or even Dr. Strange again. I mean, he did sit and watch Strange save his wife a while back.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Synthbuttrange posted:

A HERO STEPS IN TO SAVE THE DAY








































So Spiderman is to Bricks as Egghead is to lamps?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Man, the comic curmudgeon gave me a great insight. Jonah just snuck into Egghead's house to brutally murder him to regain control of the bugle.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Starr. .Jonah is still holding the lamp. I think he can still beat you to death

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



....I just want to see Jonah beat a fat man to death with a lamp. Is that too much to ask?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



And all the attempted murder

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.




Spidey, are you suggesting that they'd shove Egghead's corpse in the cell with Jonah? He is talking about murdering him. How many bricks to the head have you taken?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I wonder what wacky way they are getting outta this

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



....that makes the most sense of anything

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



ConfusedUs posted:

Peter say he's selling them on behalf of Spider-Man.

JJJ will buy them, but make the check out to Spider-Man, prompting a crisis in which Peter will freak out, because you have to show ID to cash a check!

Little does he know that this was part of JJJ's plan all along. JJJ will camp out at the bank (New York only has one) waiting for Spider-Man to reveal his ID so he can finally unmask that masked menace!

I like your posts confused us. ...or should I say Stan Lee!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Jonah just fill it out to his initials. His name is completely amazing spiderman homie

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I think the long delayed rocket raccoon and groot crossover.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Jonah you dumb gently caress

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Ok but why does Pete have a framed picture of Barry Gibb?

Why do you not?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Peter......I think you wanted to add 3 to that number there buddy

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

given the colorist's... peculiarities, it is fairly likely that they will drive there on the bottom of the sea.

Will they run into Namor then?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Can I cast my vote for a wet damp fart of an anti climax?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



iron Jonah rides again!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I love how there is literally no indication Peter webbed him up

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I mistook it for cross hatching

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Rocket and groot. God I hope.

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Suprise! It's Smilin' Stan Lee after riding back to space after those friendly folks at NASA took hi up.

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