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The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

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My favourite thing about Egg Head is he was a part of the Inteligencia, the Super villain version of the Illuminati. And the group made a cloaking device that worked on their combined brain waves.

And when the group met up after Egg Head died to discuss what to do, they were equal parts sad and annoyed over how Egg Head died. In a "Yeah Starr was our friend and a super genius. ..But Christ he was dumb sometimes."

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Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

So doesn't Spidey admitting to having a camera basically blow apart his secret identity?

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Jun 8, 2013

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The Question IRL posted:

So doesn't Spidey admitting to having a camera basically blow apart his secret identity?

I love how Newspaper Spidey has this combination of madcap insane storylines and ones that perfectly and logically follow from the choices made by the characters...Even if they are stupid.

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Jun 8, 2013

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SilverSupernova posted:

Or will it just be that MJ is an awful travel planner?

He should have brought Dr. Octopus with him. He is the Master (travel) Planner!

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Jun 8, 2013

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Tiggum posted:

I have no idea who this is (other than that his name is apparently Ronan). Anyone want to give a quick rundown of who that is and what he does?

Ronan's hammer is a "Universal Weapon" that is capable of manipulating cosmic energy to produce all kinds of effects such as energy blasts, force fields and changing the gravity in a given area.


Also, it functions as a hammer.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Endless Mike posted:

Wow look at this racist piece of poo poo forgetting that some Kree are white.

If you'd let me, I will now post a load of Galactic-Right articles about how White Kree are genetically inferior to Blue Kree and how Blue Kree culture needs to be preserved.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Synthbuttrange posted:



Place your bets, bet-holders!

Wait I screwed that up.

So... given we're going cosmic, who are our options for this?
Silver Surfer?
The Guardians?
Galactus?

Way to rub in how you have super powers and your wife doesn't Pete.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Synthbuttrange posted:



:toot:

Now we just need Rocket to spot MJ and decide to make her his queen.

I love the name for the next strip. Well down NSM. This is a great Christmas present.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Mikl posted:

How would Rocket know what a mallet is? A mallet is an Earth thing, Ronan's is clearly an universal weapon :colbert:

Also it is a hammer.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Kurui Reiten posted:

We'll switch back to Spidey and Rocket for a strip or two, and then MJ'll burst onto the scene wearing Ronan's armor and wielding the Cosmirod, as the new best heroine ever.

And just like that Newspaper Spider-man enters the world of Futanari.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Driver: What kind of nut do you take me for?

MJ: How about I bribe you...and I don't report you to immigration for transporting all those illegal aliens in the back of your truck?

Driver:...Deal.

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Jun 8, 2013

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And don't forget the Looter!

"It's back to being an obscure Ayn Rand reference for you!"

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Jun 8, 2013

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Push El Burrito posted:

Isn't the other one where Lex rides Otto out of prison like a horse?

It is. They also put that exact panel in Avengers Forever, which was Kurt Busiek's story about dimensions and alternate time lines.

And if you go to the reference of that panel in the index at the end of the issue they describe it as "Doctor Octopus and another super villain, escaping from jail." In a real *nudge nudge, wink wink* way.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Now Rocket as we know, what happens on Alpha Centari stays on Alpha Centari.

And I wonder if they are going to finish up this GoTG storyline just as GoTG 2 is released. Where everyone else will start doing GoTG based stories.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Push El Burrito posted:

Was she there to get tested for Sifilis?

Bravo. That made me laugh.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Push El Burrito posted:

Doc Ock, are you telling me it's 8:25?!

"Doc where did

Push El Burrito posted:

Doc Ock, are you telling me it's 8:25?!

Peter Parker: Doc, you don't just walk into a store and-and buy plutonium! Did you rip that off?

Doctor Octopus: Of course. From a group of Hydra nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and, in turn, gave them a shoddy bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts. Come on! Let's get you a radiation suit. We must prepare to reload.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Mover posted:

Now to find out if we're dealing with Tyrannus, Son of Mole Man, or something decidedly more odd and Newspaper Spider-Manish

Presenting Max TV's Newspaper's son of TV's Newspaper's Mole Man.

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Jun 8, 2013

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It's LA. Those are cannibas plants on the street.

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Jun 8, 2013

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bunnyofdoom posted:

How many F4 villains are rulers of sovereign nations? Moley Doom Namor etc....

Arguably Black Panther, Black Bolt, the Supreme Inteligence.

It's part of the idea that the Fantastic Four as the Modern/ Nuclear Family face threats made of outdated Royal families.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Synthbuttrange posted:

However it turns out the driver is Kala.

Or the Undertaker. For the shock Marvel/WWE crossover.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Synthbuttrange posted:



Lee: Remember dawn scene!
colorist: yeah yeah I know what dawn looks like

Peter Parker: I can't believe that's the same Mole Man who once tried to conquer the world.
I mean he has clearly grown about three feet and bulked out. Did this guy get the Crimson Gem of Cytorak or what?

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Jun 8, 2013

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This Demigod
Is no match for this Decapod.


Look it up.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Metalshark posted:

I'm hearing Tyrannus' dialogue in Zapp Brannigan's voice and it is wonderful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFNN5Qf2AR4

Tyrannus: Mole-kipp? Inform the Moleoids that I have mated with the Red She-Hulk.

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Jun 8, 2013

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I love how in the last panels it looks like Spider-man and Mole Man are staring at Kala's kans.

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Jun 8, 2013

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I remember an episode of teenage mutant ninja turtles where at one point one of the turtles pulls a giant plug out of the sewer to drain away water to take out a bad guy.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Cat Mattress posted:

Any superhero story will have bullshit science. Either that or magic, and when you think about it, magic is the bullshittiest of all sciences.

Any sufficiently bullshit science is indistinguishable from magic.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Manatee Cannon posted:

mole man doesn't have any super powers. he's just really good at hitting people in the shins with a stick

he is a genius and has bargain bin daredevil hearing tho

He thought himself how to fight with a stick.
He is basically like the Star Wars Kid, only in the NSM universe that makes him like the Juggernaut.

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Jun 8, 2013

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evilmiera posted:

No, he will be shot by a moleglar.

Named Moelagar Moletagan?

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Jun 8, 2013

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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

moley will choose his legion of gimps over a fussy octogenarian, sadly.

They are here to explain that Monogomy is a social construct and not natural.

Now Molegomy on the other hand...

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Jun 8, 2013

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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

that was how he ended up after shed. he was more or less content to stay in super prison without telling anyone who was in control, though. shed was pretty hosed up.

And after that there was an arc where Curt experimented until he went back to his humany Curt Connors body and two arms...but with the Lizard's mind. And he was upset that he was stuck in a wimpy human body.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Alhazred posted:

"Bamf" goes the nightcrawler
"Snikt" goes the wolwerine
"Ma cherie" goes the gambit

"I'm Neigh Invunerable when I'm blastin'" goes the Guithre.

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Jun 8, 2013

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Samovar posted:

Only when he's a little hoarse.

Well if it isn't Cannonball-jack Horseman. What is this, a crossover?

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