i thought you'd go all night strong

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

turns out youre just a 3 pump chump. :flaccid:

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Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

oh man i thought three pumps was good

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

One pump for each hole.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 06:49

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

wee willie winkie im holding out my pinkie

# ? Sep 12, 2016 06:50

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Hope this Helps Op

# ? Sep 12, 2016 06:59

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

VendaGoat posted:

Hope this Helps Op

does this woman enjoy 3 pumps or something ??

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:00

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

does this woman enjoy 3 pumps or something ??

Lol, just lol, if that eyebrow action doesn't make you shoot like someone is milking your prostate.

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hip check please: Jan 11, 2012

w-who told you?!? :ohdear:

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:05

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im exhausted just do something with it if you want

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:05

poopnanners: May 3, 2016; hey guys lets party

my cockring:

ya its that big

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:07

naem: May 29, 2011

VendaGoat posted:

Hope this Helps Op

I've seen a version of this where her eyebrows hold still and everything else moves around them "lol"

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:08

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

maybe we could just cuddle or something

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:10

hip check please: Jan 11, 2012

poopnanners posted:

my cockring:

ya its that big

please go to the hospital.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:11

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

JiveHonky posted:

maybe we could just cuddle or something

Sorry dude, I'm just a 2 caress mess.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:12

poopnanners: May 3, 2016; hey guys lets party

TOM HANKS posted:

please go to the hospital.

i already had all the nurses. and the doctahs.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:13

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

FIRST TIME posted:

Sorry dude, I'm just a 2 caress mess.

you sound more like a 1 hug thug

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:13

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

poopnanners posted:

i already had all the nurses. and the doctahs.

All the nurses at the hospital were male?

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:16

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Don't bother me I'm cooking bacon. :colbert:

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:47

poopnanners: May 3, 2016; hey guys lets party

FIRST TIME posted:

All the nurses at the hospital were male?

ya and all the doctors were female. how do you feel about that?

# ? Sep 12, 2016 07:56

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

My baby said to me "You're like a box of fireworks -- no good after the fourth."

# ? Sep 12, 2016 08:02

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

poopnanners posted:

ya and all the doctors were female. how do you feel about that?

reverse triggered

# ? Sep 12, 2016 08:02

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

And the Redditor said Woah a taking baby href a gelk hurr a durr durr

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

get facefucked op

# ? Sep 12, 2016 08:05

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Chinatown posted:

get facefucked op

rude

# ? Sep 12, 2016 08:09

Skeleton Ape: Dec 21, 2008

The average is 5.5 pumps? I thought it was 3. This is very unsettling.

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Myrddin_Emrys: Mar 27, 2007; by Hand Knit

I been taking supplements' OP and they make me go like a loving motor boat

# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:13

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

holy poo poo i cant stop watching those eye brows what the heckis goingon here

# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:19

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

naem posted:

I've seen a version of this where her eyebrows hold still and everything else moves around them "lol"

I would like to see this moving image.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:22

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

VendaGoat posted:

Lol, just lol, if that eyebrow action doesn't make you shoot like someone is milking your prostate.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:23

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

oh dang.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:24

LT56: Sep 9, 2016; by Smythe

social vegan posted:

eh this guy.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:24

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

I slow down on curves and stop at all the lights.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:29

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

VendaGoat posted:

Lol, just lol, if that eyebrow action doesn't make you shoot like someone is milking your prostate.

Try thinking about Jack Black

# ? Sep 12, 2016 15:48

autoaim.cfg: Aug 6, 2005; WHINY SHITHEAD
*drops mic*

I have been eating a lot of zinc tablets and when I cum, the massive blast of my manly juices send her right into the headboard of the bed.

Nowadays I keep a packet of aspirins in my bedside drawer, so I can give her one after I've accidentally concussed her.

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Ben Smash: Aug 22, 2005; LARDROOM; Grimey Drawer

I can't cum unless someone quotes dank memes to me

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