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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
*Soup Nazi is an meaningless title*

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
5ed this thread too

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

today is a good loving day for threads

like most days in the rhineland confederacy

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Otto Von Bismarck posted:

You know what Austria is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Wilhelm. Austria is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on Austria.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Macasaurus posted:

these brautwurst are making me thirsty

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
What's the deal with the Hapsburgs? Am I right? Save some cousins for the rest of us!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
What is the deal with dirigible food?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
well if they're hogan's heroes maybe they should go rescue hogan!

giddyappkopf!

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Who!? Who does not want to wear ze Pickelhaube!?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Have you seen how fat Baron VonZepplin has gotten lately? No wonder they named a blimp after that guy!

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
There would probably be an episode all about little Manya and her pony

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Fraulein, impatient with Jerry: What's my name?

Jerry: Erscham?


Fraulein storms out

Jerry runs to window: Chloris!!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


George: You see those artillery shells streaming down you don't know what to do. It was like Germany was on fire and I was trying to put her out.

Jerry: Well, at least you probably had some, uh, pretty good post unification sex after.

George: I didn't have any sex.

Jerry: You didn't have german unification sex? How could you not have unification sex? I mean that's the best feature of the heavy artillery.

George: I didn't have unification sex.

Jerry: In your situation the only sex you're going to have better than unification sex is if you're sent to prison and you have a conjugal visit.

George: Yeah, conjugal visit sex. That is happening!

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Jerry Seinfeld: But... are you still Master of your domain?

Maria Theresa (ghost): I'm queen of the castle.

naem
May 29, 2011

What's the deal with a Demi-gryphon? It's bird lion with no wings?



And then there's a Pegasus, a horse with bird wings. It's like they put all the left over parts from one Ito the other

*laugh track*

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

So what's the deal with Lorenz rifles?

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
George: Did you see the way she was looking at me?
Jerry: She's a Bavarian, George, a Bavarian!
George: Kind of a cute Bavarian, though.

Elaine: Jerry, we have to unify to save the nation.
Jerry: Unify to save the nation. [starts to take off his lederhosen] Well if we have to we have to.

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Sep 13, 2016

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Johanna: You accused them of violating the Gastein Convention?!
Otto: Yeah that's right.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Seinfeld?
More like "Mein Feld".

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
I could totally dig it if the bass riffs were played by a tuba instead

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


NED: I'm sorry Elaine. The shirt's too fancy.

ELAINE: Just because you're an anarchist, does that mean you can't wear anything nice? You look like Bakunin. It's gorgeous. Fine, you want to be an anarchist, be an anarchist. Can't you at least look like a successful anarchist?

NED: All right, I'll try it on.

ELAINE: I'm going to order some food.

NED: You're ordering from Café henry, right?

ELAINE: Ugh, does it have to be Henry's. I kind of had a fight with him.

NED: Elaine, when my father was black listed he couldn't work for years. He and his friends used to sit at Café henry every day figuring out how to survive.

ELAINE: You're father was blacklisted?

NED: Yes he was, and you know why? Because he was betrayed by people he trusted. They "named names".

mmmm
Jul 26, 2010

hey
you're one of them fancy lads, ain't ya?
Jerry argues to Elaine that certain germanic baked goods can be seen as an allegory for unification:
"Look to the pretzel, Elaine! Look to the pretzel!"


Libelous Slander posted:

I could totally dig it if the bass riffs were played by a tuba instead

yes, thank you, hearing that in my head right now. why is everything in this thread is making so much sense

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Kramer: Your map of Africa is really quite nice. But my map of Africa lies in Europe. Here is Russia, and here... is France, and we're in the middle — that's my map of Africa.

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:
Fusillade Jerry

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
KRAMER: Now, it's called the blow.

FRANK: Or, the grenadier.

KRAMER: Yeah, but I prefer the blow.

FRANK: I like grenadier.

FRANZ JOSEPH I: Well, I have to tell you, it's a very interesting idea.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Drink Cheerwine posted:

KRAMER: Now, it's called the blow.

FRANK: Or, the grenadier.

KRAMER: Yeah, but I prefer the blow.

FRANK: I like grenadier.

FRANZ JOSEPH I: Well, I have to tell you, it's a very interesting idea.

I'm 5'ing my own thread.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Can someone who knows this topic well please make a good "who is this/uncle Leo??" post. Tia

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

b-minus1 posted:

Can someone who knows this topic well please make a good "who is this/uncle Leo??" post. Tia

Jerry, reading telegram: Hello?

Telegram- voiceover by George: Jerry you have to send help the Prussians mobilized faster than us their timetables are more advanced they've already hit Trutnov we've taken heavy losses please we need reinforcements!

Jerry: Who is this? Uncle Leo?

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Oct 30, 2009

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Yolomon Wayne posted:

Seinfeld?
More like "Mein Feld".

Moltke
May 13, 2009
[George enters in Puffy Hussar's Greatcoat]

Elaine: Huh, what is that? Ha!

George: What?

Jerry: When did you get that?

George: This week. I joined the Szekler Hussars. The Greatcoat is Győr-Tex. You know about Győr-Tex?

Jerry: You like saying Győr-Tex, don't you?

Elaine: You can't even turn around in that thing.

Jerry: Look at this [starts hitting George]

Elaine: Hey George, can you feel this? [they are hitting his Greatcoat]

George: All right, all right. KNOCK IT OFF.

Moltke fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Sep 13, 2016

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Libelous Slander posted:

I could totally dig it if the bass riffs were played by a tuba instead

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
She thinks I'm a Frisian... Not that there's anything wrong with that

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
I don't know what they put in those needle rifles, but it sure isn't medicine!

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

JiveHonky posted:

i dont know anything about history. the astro-prussian war of german what now? :shrug:

And I know everything there is to know about the Austro-Prussian War of German Unity, but never once have seen an episode of Seinfeld! Two miserable souls are we!!

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Oct 30, 2009

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Ork of Fiction posted:

And I know everything there is to know about the Austro-Prussian War of German Unity, but never once have seen an episode of Seinfeld! Two miserable souls are we!!

Who won?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Okay, so almost everything there is to know...

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Jerry looks annoyed
"you shouldn't have shot the Archduke, Kramer."
"Jerry, I had no choice"

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Prurient Squid posted:

It sounds a lot more upbeat than Seinfeld set during the 30 years war.

Apart from Kramer entering the scenes by refenestration....

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Molentik posted:

Apart from Kramer entering the scenes by refenestration....

He came through the window?

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Moltke
May 13, 2009
Duke of Holstein: Why did you force that Zollverein on me?

Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Zollverein, it's economical, it's diplomatic, it's delicious!

Duke of Holstein: Yeah, that's true.

Kramer: It's very refreshing!!!

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