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*Soup Nazi is an meaningless title*
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 22:05 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 15:01 |
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5ed this thread too
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 22:32 |
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today is a good loving day for threads like most days in the rhineland confederacy
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 22:49 |
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Otto Von Bismarck posted:You know what Austria is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Wilhelm. Austria is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on Austria.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:03 |
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Macasaurus posted:these brautwurst are making me thirsty
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:39 |
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What's the deal with the Hapsburgs? Am I right? Save some cousins for the rest of us!
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:41 |
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What is the deal with dirigible food?
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:42 |
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well if they're hogan's heroes maybe they should go rescue hogan! giddyappkopf!
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:46 |
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Who!? Who does not want to wear ze Pickelhaube!?
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:33 |
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Have you seen how fat Baron VonZepplin has gotten lately? No wonder they named a blimp after that guy!
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:46 |
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There would probably be an episode all about little Manya and her pony
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:02 |
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Fraulein, impatient with Jerry: What's my name? Jerry: Erscham? Fraulein storms out Jerry runs to window: Chloris!!
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:33 |
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George: You see those artillery shells streaming down you don't know what to do. It was like Germany was on fire and I was trying to put her out. Jerry: Well, at least you probably had some, uh, pretty good post unification sex after. George: I didn't have any sex. Jerry: You didn't have german unification sex? How could you not have unification sex? I mean that's the best feature of the heavy artillery. George: I didn't have unification sex. Jerry: In your situation the only sex you're going to have better than unification sex is if you're sent to prison and you have a conjugal visit. George: Yeah, conjugal visit sex. That is happening!
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 07:32 |
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Jerry Seinfeld: But... are you still Master of your domain? Maria Theresa (ghost): I'm queen of the castle.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 07:42 |
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What's the deal with a Demi-gryphon? It's bird lion with no wings? And then there's a Pegasus, a horse with bird wings. It's like they put all the left over parts from one Ito the other *laugh track*
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 07:45 |
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So what's the deal with Lorenz rifles?
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:07 |
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George: Did you see the way she was looking at me? Jerry: She's a Bavarian, George, a Bavarian! George: Kind of a cute Bavarian, though. Elaine: Jerry, we have to unify to save the nation. Jerry: Unify to save the nation. [starts to take off his lederhosen] Well if we have to we have to. Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Sep 13, 2016 |
# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:46 |
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Johanna: You accused them of violating the Gastein Convention?! Otto: Yeah that's right.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:50 |
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Seinfeld? More like "Mein Feld".
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:53 |
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I could totally dig it if the bass riffs were played by a tuba instead
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:09 |
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NED: I'm sorry Elaine. The shirt's too fancy. ELAINE: Just because you're an anarchist, does that mean you can't wear anything nice? You look like Bakunin. It's gorgeous. Fine, you want to be an anarchist, be an anarchist. Can't you at least look like a successful anarchist? NED: All right, I'll try it on. ELAINE: I'm going to order some food. NED: You're ordering from Café henry, right? ELAINE: Ugh, does it have to be Henry's. I kind of had a fight with him. NED: Elaine, when my father was black listed he couldn't work for years. He and his friends used to sit at Café henry every day figuring out how to survive. ELAINE: You're father was blacklisted? NED: Yes he was, and you know why? Because he was betrayed by people he trusted. They "named names".
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:23 |
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Jerry argues to Elaine that certain germanic baked goods can be seen as an allegory for unification: "Look to the pretzel, Elaine! Look to the pretzel!" Libelous Slander posted:I could totally dig it if the bass riffs were played by a tuba instead yes, thank you, hearing that in my head right now. why is everything in this thread is making so much sense
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:34 |
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Kramer: Your map of Africa is really quite nice. But my map of Africa lies in Europe. Here is Russia, and here... is France, and we're in the middle — that's my map of Africa.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:37 |
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Fusillade Jerry
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 16:50 |
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KRAMER: Now, it's called the blow. FRANK: Or, the grenadier. KRAMER: Yeah, but I prefer the blow. FRANK: I like grenadier. FRANZ JOSEPH I: Well, I have to tell you, it's a very interesting idea.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:57 |
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Drink Cheerwine posted:KRAMER: Now, it's called the blow. I'm 5'ing my own thread.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:11 |
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Can someone who knows this topic well please make a good "who is this/uncle Leo??" post. Tia
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:17 |
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b-minus1 posted:Can someone who knows this topic well please make a good "who is this/uncle Leo??" post. Tia Jerry, reading telegram: Hello? Telegram- voiceover by George: Jerry you have to send help the Prussians mobilized faster than us their timetables are more advanced they've already hit Trutnov we've taken heavy losses please we need reinforcements! Jerry: Who is this? Uncle Leo?
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 19:22 |
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Seinfeld?
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:12 |
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[George enters in Puffy Hussar's Greatcoat] Elaine: Huh, what is that? Ha! George: What? Jerry: When did you get that? George: This week. I joined the Szekler Hussars. The Greatcoat is Győr-Tex. You know about Győr-Tex? Jerry: You like saying Győr-Tex, don't you? Elaine: You can't even turn around in that thing. Jerry: Look at this [starts hitting George] Elaine: Hey George, can you feel this? [they are hitting his Greatcoat] George: All right, all right. KNOCK IT OFF. Moltke fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Sep 13, 2016 |
# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:19 |
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Libelous Slander posted:I could totally dig it if the bass riffs were played by a tuba instead
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 22:22 |
She thinks I'm a Frisian... Not that there's anything wrong with that
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 22:26 |
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I don't know what they put in those needle rifles, but it sure isn't medicine!
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 23:03 |
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JiveHonky posted:i dont know anything about history. the astro-prussian war of german what now? And I know everything there is to know about the Austro-Prussian War of German Unity, but never once have seen an episode of Seinfeld! Two miserable souls are we!!
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 23:05 |
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Ork of Fiction posted:And I know everything there is to know about the Austro-Prussian War of German Unity, but never once have seen an episode of Seinfeld! Two miserable souls are we!! Who won?
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 00:59 |
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oldpainless posted:Who won? Okay, so almost everything there is to know...
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 01:29 |
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Jerry looks annoyed "you shouldn't have shot the Archduke, Kramer." "Jerry, I had no choice"
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 01:32 |
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Prurient Squid posted:It sounds a lot more upbeat than Seinfeld set during the 30 years war. Apart from Kramer entering the scenes by refenestration....
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:20 |
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Molentik posted:Apart from Kramer entering the scenes by refenestration.... He came through the window?
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:24 |
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Duke of Holstein: Why did you force that Zollverein on me? Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Zollverein, it's economical, it's diplomatic, it's delicious! Duke of Holstein: Yeah, that's true. Kramer: It's very refreshing!!!
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