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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
UK parliament sucks anyways, if youre looking for good parliaments funk and the cigarettes are much cooler.

also he hosed a dead pig's face lolololol like thats no joke he put his weener in a dead pig's mouth

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



rude thing 2 call his wife

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

its called ham boning

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Good riddance

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
:byewhore:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
I bet this isn't how he thought this year would go.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
The correct term is Black Mirror Cosplay.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
He should have joined the Parliament-Funkadelic.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



jBrereton posted:

I bet this isn't how he thought this year would go.

I'm sure that poor multi millionaire that is now going to get a place on a board of directors somewhere earning millions a year is really sad right now

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
when is he getting a show on the trump news network?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

satanic splash-back posted:

its called ham boning

its called porking

did you know db had like double Ds in the early nineties

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

hth posted:

its called porking

did you know db had like double Ds in the early nineties

DOUBLE DICKS??? :wth:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Good, Avatar sucked.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
UK's parliament, like the cigarette, has a recess for cocaine use.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Did brexit happen yet or what? I thought they wanted a "swift departure" or something, maybe that was just the label on the laxatives I took this morning.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
We's right snoggered now mum

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

a bone to pick posted:

Did brexit happen yet or what? I thought they wanted a "swift departure" or something, maybe that was just the label on the laxatives I took this morning.

Nothing significant is going to change beyond a token gesture or two. No ones gonna gently caress themselves in the face making the Brexit into an actual Exit.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

a bone to pick posted:

Did brexit happen yet or what? I thought they wanted a "swift departure" or something, maybe that was just the label on the laxatives I took this morning.

they pronounce "schedule" all weird so who the gently caress knows

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Yep, it was definitely the label on the laxatives, I gotta go wipe my rear end now.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
whassup nooner :respek:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

That Robot posted:

whassup nooner :respek:

Hi That Robot, hope everything is well with you and yours (:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
his dick went in AND OUT of a dead pigs noggin :roflolmao:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
is any of this true? i love me a good nooner thread but he has been known to STRETCH the truth.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

whoflungpoop posted:

his dick went in AND OUT of a dead pigs noggin :roflolmao:

same

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Smash it Smash hit posted:

is any of this true? i love me a good nooner thread but he has been known to STRETCH the truth.
All of it, and more.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

jBrereton posted:

All of it, and more.

woah.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
it is true, i would never tell a lie online

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

no one cared what that ham man did in office, why would anyone care what he's doing out of it

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

no one cared what that ham man did in office, why would anyone care what he's doing out of it

probably loving more dead pigs amiright :haw:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Nooner posted:

probably loving more dead pigs amiright :haw:

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY EX WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
who?

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

hope the door will hit his pig-loving rear end on the way out

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Nooner posted:

probably loving more dead pigs amiright :haw:

loving dead animals is just part of being a chinless inbred aristocrat in glorious britain

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

here it's rude not to gently caress a dead pig

sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this
the parliament has pretty good sauce
why does he hate sauce
sauce is good on pig
i dont get it

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

loving dead animals is just part of being a chinless inbred aristocrat in glorious britain

also george w bush jerked off in front of his dad as part of initiation to the skull and bones society so weird sex stuff is how you get ahead in politiucs

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Robo Reagan posted:

also george w bush jerked off in front of his dad as part of initiation to the skull and bones society so weird sex stuff is how you get ahead in politiucs

jerking off in front of former presidents is actually my fetish

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
holy....holy crap!!!:eyepop:

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

loving dead animals is just part of being a chinless inbred aristocrat in glorious britain

Cameron isn't an aristocrat. His dad is just very wealthy. I can see how you would be confused, seeing as Cameron has only had a real job for about 7 of his 49 years, went to public school and has had sex with farm animals (is that two things or three?), but he's not titled.

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scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

hth posted:

its called porking

did you know db had like double Ds in the early nineties

you're thinking of parallel porking.

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