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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Good luck everybody!!

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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Chomp8645 posted:

10 slots? Seems a little radical. That would double or possibly triple the number of active Imp Zone posters.

*Imp Zone President Black Baby Goku addresses the crowd*

My fellow gamers. The state of our sub forum is cool and good. Our stocks of one liner jokes and eight second youtube links have never been higher. Ironic anime viewing is at all time high. And our Expeditionary Force into the MMO HMO subforum has had astounding success rooting out pedophiles. A big thanks to Chief Justice Eonwe for that one, I'm gonna put his name is for Guild Leader!"

*crowd chuckles*

On a more serious note however, our sub forum is not without challenges. Participation is down. Half of our threads are only a single page. The memes have gotten stale. We can only gawk at that Portal cosplay for so long. We need to get fresh again, and I'm not talking Subway here. *crowd chuckles*. I intend to propose to the Imp Zone council that we accept, without delay, TEN new posters to the subforum.

*gasps from crowd*

This is my bold vision. We must grow the sub forum, or soon posters will be running from this stale material faster than Mario from a bullet bill. This is an artists rendition of the Imp Zone, rendered here as a desert hovel town, should we do nothing.

*flips page on stage presentation easel which has been there the whole time I guess*

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Ten slots remaining. Who will come out on top?

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Don't just pop in and say nothing but 'hey im interested XD' go for it! Really wow us.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
No.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Bump.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Black Baby Goku posted:

lol well lets hope it doesn't come to that, hoping to see some try outs at least by tonight

The Tryouts will continue for as long as they need too.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

CappyBottoms posted:

I just like how Imp Zone guys took down the sick guys/pedos in the Archeage thread. That Kimsemus and Eonwe are two of my favorite posters.

That is all.

That was very good :)

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Bump.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

jokes posted:

any spots left?

Ten slots are still up for the taking.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
wooty mcwooterson

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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wooty mcwooterson posted:

1. I swear to avoid all other forums and never shitpost on this one.

2. I spend all day fantasizing about Wario without suspenders in a tubetop.

3. I almost forgot to reply to this topic because I was genuinely pretending that The Technomancer has a good story and is worth playing. I literally call my dick Battleborn because nobody plays with it. I am devoted to video games.

My stomach's really gurgling hard right now.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
I don't think Wooty is irredeemable...

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Bump

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Bump

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Sodomy Non Sapiens posted:

I'm sorry my post wasn't very funny but some of us are funny appreciators not funny creators. I hope you guys get some cool new posters this year. :unsmith:

Keep trying... You haven't secured a spot but you're not out of the running yet.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Golden Goat posted:

What's it like in impzone, BBG?

Imp Zone is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool gamers there.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Golden Goat posted:

No I hate games and myself. Also I eat garbage.

I wouldn't fit in.

You should feel better about yourself.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Good.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Golden Goat posted:

It's too hard. I'll just cheer on the others auditioning.

There's a lot of hard games that you can eventually beat... Just look at Dark Souls. Life is a lot like that sometimes.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

proverb posted:

Oh...well that must mean....

* gets out 3DS*
* removes import Freshly Picked: Tingle’s Rosy Rupee Land cart*
* inserts WarioWare: Touched! and opens the calculator toy*

...based on your posts, this must be you?

http://imgur.com/a/45FgA

Lol!!!'!!!

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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That obese guy firing a handgun abnormally fast is, uh, lame for some reason?

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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The Walrus posted:

i don't want one!!!




actually i do im a sad person and i just want to be included I'm baring my soul that's the kind of raw truth posting you can expect from me

I'm shocked that someone who cares so deeply about the sanctity of The Fwigging Xbox One loving SUCKS Epic Mock Megathread could be so sad.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Bump

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Black Baby Goku posted:

That guy is a lunatic and theres no way I would ever meet someone irl who posts in the Xbox thread

He's not talking about meeting you IRL, he's talking about the other guy- he just recognized you because you resolved to post 'Gas' 666 times in the Xbox thread, which traumatized him.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Bump.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

duke nukem forever is secretly a good game

Hmm... Try again.

tenderjerk posted:

full disclosure: i hate video games and have for years, i've long since outgrown them, it's just...it's all i know anymore, it's the only way I can feel human

Do, haha, NOT post in this way.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Oh my god..... Only NINE SLOTS REMAINING! :chiyo::chiyo::chiyo:

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Rrussom posted:

I dislike Link to the Past because its a fairly poo poo game, Skyward Sword however was the greatest in the series.

:/

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick with Mary and Judas! There's only 9 slots left for the whole year!

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
The Gameboy avs are very cool

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Bump.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Bump

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Bump

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Golden Goat posted:

Oh.

What other benefits are there for impzone posters?

"Light up and light 'em up" Crack Ops III nights. Come play one of the finest first person shooters ever made and smoke crack with us on voice chat.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Hmm... Crackfinite Warfare. Infinite Crackfare. Inficrack... poo poo.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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Black Baby Goku posted:

Crack of Duty: Infinite WarCrack

I'll just get this one mixed up with World of Warcrack.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
The really cool guy on the video game forum who believes that liking and enjoying video games is not possible.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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Stux posted:

im just a straight shootin' poster lookin' for a place to rest my head buddy

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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

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TheLovablePlutonis posted:

Try a table saw.

drat it

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