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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Dave_Indeed posted:



So this guy arrives Saturday. Vet bills, etc are already paid for. I have dog accessories such as halloween costumes and doggy beds ready for him. Bought some extra treats so my other, fatter dog doesn't freak out...

But what do I name him?

I'm thinking Conan the Barbarian, or Ragnar the Destroyer, or xx_Sephiroth99_xx. I don't know, what do you think GBS?

piglet

cool dawg btw

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Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS
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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

wait, what's fatter dog's name? you could have rhyming names like Eddie and Teddy, or John and Satyricon.

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Apr 8, 2016

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

wait, what's fatter dog's name? you could have rhyming names like Eddie and Teddy, or John and Satyricon.

Charlie.

He is half pomeranian, half pig.

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Kjell, or maybe Kony

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
name him doobie because he doesn't live in the dog house anymore

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
name it FAIL AIDS lol!!

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
slaw dog

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dave_Indeed posted:

Charlie.

He is half pomeranian, half pig.
Barley, Harley, Annihilator Guitarist Wayne Darley, Marley...

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Apr 8, 2016

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May 13, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Pupito Mussolini
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...or Joseph Stalin

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Oct 25, 2014

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jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


social vegan posted:

trampoline keith

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Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Pupper

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Stay safe trampoline keith

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
Scrim
or
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Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
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e: and good for yew, adopter Dave_Indeed.

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Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
"Yappy McBitey, Ruler of small Cushions and Defender of the Couch"

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Oct 30, 2011


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Doobster

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
Dumpster Dude

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Is "Bubba Wayne Patton" a good dog name?

Frisky
Apr 2, 2012

What turtle?
snoop dong

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dave_Indeed posted:

Is "Bubba Wayne Patton" a good dog name?

if your dog is a serial killer

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Dave_Indeed posted:

Is "Bubba Wayne Patton" a good dog name?

No gently caress that.

I'm going to name my kid Bubba Wayne Patton.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

if your dog is a serial killer

Sounds like the quarterback for an SEC team. vols bitch probably has a Bubba Wayne Patton jersey.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
chihuahuas only need one of two names, Piddles or Quiver

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dave_Indeed posted:

No gently caress that.

I'm going to name my kid Bubba Wayne Patton.
name your dog's kid Bubba Wayne Patton

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dave_Indeed posted:

No gently caress that.

I'm going to name my kid Bubba Wayne Patton.

Bubba Wayne Patton was an american serial killer active in the NY Tristate area from 1982 to 1990. He was dubbed the "Jersey Strangler" by the press and was connected to the deaths of as many as 60 prostitutes. He was known by his trademark of biting off the nipples of his victims post-mortem and often writing epithets on the bodies such as "slut" and "whore". Bubba Wayne Patton was arrested on February 6th, 1991 and sentenced to 33 life sentences. On October 31st 2005 Bubba Wayne Patton was found dead in his cell having hanged himself using his own underwear.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
hwat are you gonna name the dog??

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Sep 17, 2007

fart

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Oct 22, 2010
fagdog

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Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Bunga Louie Lee.

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Dec 26, 2005

Buck Turgidson
Jack Ripper

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Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Dick

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Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Marquis de Sniff

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
master tank

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i think all dogs should probably be named balto on second thought

if you somehow havent read a book or seen a movie about him, here's a generic wiki link about balto

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balto

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Dave_Indeed posted:



So this guy arrives Saturday. Vet bills, etc are already paid for. I have dog accessories such as halloween costumes and doggy beds ready for him. Bought some extra treats so my other, fatter dog doesn't freak out...

But what do I name him?

I'm thinking Conan the Barbarian, or Ragnar the Destroyer, or xx_Sephiroth99_xx. I don't know, what do you think GBS?

Dave

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
shoudl have gotten a cat

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