Name this dog I just adopted.

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extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Dave_Indeed posted:

So this guy arrives Saturday. Vet bills, etc are already paid for. I have dog accessories such as halloween costumes and doggy beds ready for him. Bought some extra treats so my other, fatter dog doesn't freak out...

But what do I name him?

I'm thinking Conan the Barbarian, or Ragnar the Destroyer, or xx_Sephiroth99_xx. I don't know, what do you think GBS?

name him Dilko, pronounced deh-ko, after the dog that gets killed in the first scene of the film Ofelas, so he can live as a tribute to a brave, fictional dog

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social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

ya name him dildo

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

in The Wall the pink character is watching a WWII movie and in he movie they have a dog named friend of the family, you should name your dog that probably

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frogge: Apr 7, 2006

His royal Majesty Borky the Dog,
leader of the peoples and animals of this realm.

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Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

dr faggio

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ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Scruff magruff

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

name it updog

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TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Special Agent C.A.T.

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

cramjam

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yo mamma a Horus: Apr 7, 2008; Nap Ghost

name him filby

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FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Name him "The Economy" so it's funny when he makes a mess or humps your kids.

"The Economy just tried to gently caress my boy!!"

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

slipslap

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FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

The Economy just poo poo the bed again!

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Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

dog gay. so what

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Name him Hank Colossal.

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Nicholas: Mar 7, 2001; Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

i thought adopted pets came pre-named

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Booblion.

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Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

Diggity

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Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Nicholas posted:

i thought adopted pets came pre-named

The kennel gave him his slave name, "Tiny" which we do not recognize. That's a description of how much volume he displaces.

Fuckin' ridiculous.

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Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Barko Kenilworth

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symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Jungle Jim

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

The Aristocrats!

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Ziggaraut Delicious

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symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

XXXbloodyrists666XXX

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Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

Jungle Jim

Jimbo.

Now we're getting somewhere. I feel like this dog is really cool and manly. We need to hone in on names that reflect his great power. Like George Patton, or Hitler.

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symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Dave_Indeed posted:

Jimbo.

Now we're getting somewhere. I feel like this dog is really cool and manly. We need to hone in on names that reflect his great power. Like George Patton, or Hitler.

Jungle James

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Snograt

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Commander Jimothy Rommel Thunderheart

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Vacation Tenzin: Jan 23, 2005; I'M TOTALLY CALM AND RELAXED.

Dave_Indeed posted:

Jimbo.

Now we're getting somewhere. I feel like this dog is really cool and manly. We need to hone in on names that reflect his great power. Like George Patton, or Hitler.

Ultimate Warrior

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symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Major Major Major Major

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

name it I poo poo MY PANTS

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Tardcore: Jan 24, 2011; Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Stationwagon

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Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Pussy Crusher

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pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Samson Snugglebottom

J.E.F.F.

Mr. Tickle

Hork

Brrrrrap

J.e.f.f. stands for Jolly Eager Furry Friend

pop fly to McGillicutty fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Sep 12, 2016

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green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

Ragnarok

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JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

bitmap

screencap

digidog

licksack

vitachew

highbeam

scrobro

fidget

moosejuice

rimjob

latherlips

fatso

megafauna

titso

ghettoblaster

screeny

oxnard

frisby

rapdap

yardjart

soapnips

dirtpig

ransom

lookyloo

da brat

alpo

nerdbait

skink

crawdad

mickey

zookeeper

frenchie

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

P-Nutty Buttersworth

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

name it yahoo.com then they have to pay you because you are giving them advertising

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Val Killmer

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PoorMoralCompass posted:

Val Killmer

That's a cat name.

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