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 So this guy arrives Saturday. Vet bills, etc are already paid for. I have dog accessories such as halloween costumes and doggy beds ready for him. Bought some extra treats so my other, fatter dog doesn't freak out... But what do I name him? I'm thinking Conan the Barbarian, or Ragnar the Destroyer, or xx_Sephiroth99_xx. I don't know, what do you think GBS?
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Sep 12, 2016 20:07
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Nooner posted:name it dave_indeed lol I can't that's my real name so my wife will yell "DAAAVE" from somewhere in the house and we will both be hiding/shaking under the couch.
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Sep 12, 2016 20:16
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Snatch Duster posted:Name your dog taint reaper already Those both sound like random Diablo 2 mini boss names.
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Sep 12, 2016 20:21
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Nicholas posted:i thought adopted pets came pre-named The kennel gave him his slave name, "Tiny" which we do not recognize. That's a description of how much volume he displaces. Fuckin' ridiculous.
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Sep 12, 2016 20:45
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symbolic posted:Jungle Jim Jimbo. Now we're getting somewhere. I feel like this dog is really cool and manly. We need to hone in on names that reflect his great power. Like George Patton, or Hitler.
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Sep 12, 2016 20:51
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symbolic posted:wait, what's fatter dog's name? you could have rhyming names like Eddie and Teddy, or John and Satyricon. Charlie. He is half pomeranian, half pig.
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Sep 12, 2016 21:07
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Is "Bubba Wayne Patton" a good dog name?
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Sep 12, 2016 21:30
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Dave_Indeed posted:Is "Bubba Wayne Patton" a good dog name? No gently caress that. I'm going to name my kid Bubba Wayne Patton.
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Sep 12, 2016 21:31
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JiveHonky posted:if your dog is a serial killer Sounds like the quarterback for an SEC team. vols bitch probably has a Bubba Wayne Patton jersey.
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Sep 12, 2016 21:33
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I could name him Murphy so I can walk in the room like, "CHARLIE MURPHY!!!!"
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Sep 12, 2016 22:04
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two forty posted:Anal Sodomy (to your wallet and freedom.) It's easier if you don't work at a pizza store. FIGHT ME IN MY drat DRIVE WAY.
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Sep 13, 2016 01:31
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Nooner posted:Lol Godzilla.
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Sep 13, 2016 02:39
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jeff smisek posted:Well that's disappointing Hulk Hogan.
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Sep 13, 2016 02:45
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Is "HELL YEAH" a good name for a dog?
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Sep 13, 2016 03:12
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naem posted:Where the hell are the cute pictures?????? He's still at the foster home and I don't have any more pictures. I have a video of him playing with another dog though.
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Sep 13, 2016 18:19
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I'm not paying some rear end in a top hat that doesn't care about dogs ~1000 dollars for a pure bred dipshit when this dog is free and clearly forged in the flames of misfortune, destined to reign in eternal glory on my few acres of land.
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Sep 13, 2016 18:40
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Bert Roberge posted:Poor mutts without medical problems just aren't cool dude. He has ADHD. The video I have of him shows that he was attempting to wrestle a stuffed bear away from another small dog, then abruptly thought of something else and sat down to think about it.
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Sep 13, 2016 18:46
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 Here is dog getting owned by another dog.
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Sep 13, 2016 19:39
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Y-Hat posted:name it yourself you idiot Thread is now about how badly I can beat this guy up in my driveway right now. Fight me dude.
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Sep 14, 2016 01:40
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Kaluza-Klein posted:At no point does the dog sit down. You're a liar. Why don't you call the crap dog Liar? Stupid bitch. 
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Sep 14, 2016 01:50
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symbolic posted:why do you always want to fight No I feel like the internet would be a way better place if, legally, you had to fight someone when they challenged you online.
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Sep 14, 2016 03:05
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:A non-quirky dog is a dog not worth having imo. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!11!!!!! SSSSHHHHH!!!!!!! It's all I can do to calm myself down from a murderous rage, to inform you, that the available data does not suggest whether he is quirky or not.
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Sep 14, 2016 03:09
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lol this guy above me got perma banned. Dog is here. We named him Murray.  Here we are loving owning all comers in my Ohio State jersey.
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Sep 17, 2016 22:32
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They're not jnco's they are calvin klein pants for tall guys with huge wieners.
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Sep 17, 2016 22:41
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Boomzilla posted:For real though, those are some very large, awful pants you got there They are normal sized pants. You idiot children and your skinny yoga pants jeans can go suck a butt.
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Sep 18, 2016 02:07
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I'm from this time but I actually can time travel but I only use it to go back to when your mom was hot and banging all the dudes in the neighborhood. #BOOMshakalakashakalakashakalaka, #wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!, #ISITTHESHOES?
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Sep 18, 2016 02:59
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Actually someone mentioned smelling the girls at hot topic earlier and I'm going to be busy doing that with him but I'm free tomorrow to do trampoline stuff. Also, I have finished analyzing my pants and concluded that they are not too big. It was a nice try, GBS, but I will not put on a pair of tight fitting pants for your perverted boner pleasures.
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Sep 18, 2016 03:55
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