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Kramer was really just ahead of his time. Some of these Kramer synopses are just descriptions of New Yorkers today. "Kramer begins to wear extremely tight jeans" "Kramer takes advantage of an intern with a nonexistent business" "Kramer creates a show in his living room, reacting to current events in his life" If only there were a show set in the current day about wealthy, lazy New Yorkers dealing with nonexistant problems. Maybe mostly starring girls?
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Sep 13, 2016 20:46
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kramer has an emotional breakdown because no one in his writing class likes his poetry
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Sep 13, 2016 20:48
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Really thought we were going to come in here and just type up the synopses of actual Seinfeld episodes.
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Sep 13, 2016 20:58
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Jerry Seinfeld meets Obama in the SKull and Bones.
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Sep 13, 2016 20:59
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Batterypowered7 posted:Really thought we were going to come in here and just type up the synopses of actual Seinfeld episodes.
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ConstantDelays posted:What's Seinfeld? jerry's mother, reading this post, immediately panics and sends him a check for $20
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Sep 13, 2016 21:17
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They'd run into early prototype social network socialites that enjoyed meeting Shillary very much those couple of times at band camp.
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Sep 13, 2016 21:18
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Foreskin Problems posted:He's been on Curb a couple of times since the... unpleasantness. And rather than ignore the incident they did this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktZde2tEK1Y
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Sep 13, 2016 21:22
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Batterypowered7 posted:Really thought we were going to come in here and just type up the synopses of actual Seinfeld episodes. it's like watching someone try to start up a car at some interstate rest stop parking lot and the car gently does a couple of loops and then just sort of meanders offroad away into the fields we should all create our own very Seinfeld now, forever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_01VarPZMfU
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Sep 13, 2016 22:12
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MiracleWhale posted:a laugh track is the audio equivalent of when a friend texts you something that isn't very funny and you respond "lol"
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reallivedinosaur posted:ive been to plenty of those, it was all a rage to "choose your own toppings" for everything from burgers to pizza. like not just order it, but stand there and point and watch as the person spread the topping out no no no, you turn the dough, you put on the cheese, the toppings, and you... *clicks with tongue* slide it in the oven Mange Mite posted:The laugh track is there so you can pretend you're out for a night on the town watching a comedy show with your friends and not sitting alone in your lovely apartment waiting silently for death to free you i thought it was a live studio audience Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Sep 13, 2016 |
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Sep 13, 2016 22:19
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Guys it *is* possible to be rich and famous and still live a relatively mundane normal life, which is the only hurdle you have to jump to suspend your disbelief on fuckin Seinfeld. He got invited to be on the Tonight Show as part of an episode plot where it was presented as just another normal gig for him, so it's not like they were trying to make him some kind of disingenuous every-man.
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Sep 13, 2016 22:24
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ConstantDelays posted:What's Seinfeld?  One of the top ten anime of all time.
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Sep 13, 2016 22:45
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Batterypowered7 posted:
the OVAs were better
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Sep 13, 2016 22:48
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Was there ever a Frasier/Seinfeld crossover episode? Maybe throw in a little Northern Exposure too?
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I wish they included more 90s anime words like that character name from the Final Fantasy anime movie. A true abilitation of a name, "Deathgyunos". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy:_Legend_of_the_Crystals
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Batterypowered7 posted:
I think I'd prefer a Totoro as a neighbor
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my friend bob saccomano
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What if Seinfeld was set in Minot, North Dakota?
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MiracleWhale posted:a laugh track is the audio equivalent of when a friend texts you something that isn't very funny and you respond "lol" Lol
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MiracleWhale posted:a laugh track is the audio equivalent of when a friend texts you something that isn't very funny and you respond "lol" more like they wait a beat and then text you "lol"
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Sep 14, 2016 13:22
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Newman learns that bottles and cans can be refunded in Michigan for ten cents each, but Kramer tells him it's impossible to turn a profit. Newman becomes obsessed with finding a way to make the scheme work. Jerry accidentally knocks his girlfriend's toothbrush into the toilet, and she uses it before he can tell her. Kramer repaints a 4-lane highway to two extra-wide lanes, intending it to make it more luxurious, but his efforts only result in mass confusion and congestion.
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Sep 14, 2016 15:28
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george had 47 girlfriends in the show 
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I am a less classy, sadder George Costanza and I am 10,000 times less successful with women Not bald though 
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naem posted:-Wears unfitted too tight jeans and faded solid color button down shirt untucked with "sneakers" Check out the one where he shaves his chest. The "feld" had been hittin the weights.
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Relin posted:george had 47 girlfriends in the show the most unrealistic part of the show the most unrealistic part of any shows
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poisonpill posted:If only there were a show set in the current day about wealthy, lazy New Yorkers dealing with nonexistant problems. Maybe mostly starring girls? "Real Housewives" et al. As it turns out "real" people aren't funny. Just abrasive as all gently caress. Stinky_Pete posted:no no no, you turn the dough, you put on the cheese, the toppings, and you... *clicks with tongue* slide it in the oven I have a restaurant like that in my house.
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Sep 14, 2016 18:10
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Holy poo poo o'brien
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this episode was the apex of sitcom television surely it doesn't get better than this?
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Nutsngum posted:Check out the one where he shaves his chest. The "feld" had been hittin the weights. After the early 90's "no one works out but acts like they are awesome for no reason" era everyone got really self conscious and started fake tanning and dying their hair and working out a lot. Everyone is still rebelling against that late 90's high maintenance thing 20 years later lol
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Was there ever a Seinfeld that discussed inner city dog fighting and how terrible it is? Or how some dogs are bred to kill and not fight and how major the difference is in cruelty. The soup nazi is big was there an episode that I missed that covered this sufficiently already?
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SatansChoice posted:Was there ever a Seinfeld that discussed inner city dog fighting and how terrible it is? Or how some dogs are bred to kill and not fight and how major the difference is in cruelty. The soup nazi is big was there an episode that I missed that covered this sufficiently already? GEORGE: "Hey Elaine, look at this big brute I got at the pound-- yeah, a real brute. Just a real brute" ELAINE: "A Schnauzer?? IT'S NOT EVEN FULL GROWN!" GEORGE: "Of course! The Germans breed all kinds of dogs, Elaine. This is like the swiss army knife of the german dog world-- light, sturdy, good at everything." ELAINE: "This could NEVER hold its own in a real fight, George-- it'll get torn apart! It couldn't even scare a fly!" *kramer enters* KRAMER: "Hey Geo-ahhwahaHHHHHHHHHHHHH" <stumbles backwards> KRAMER: <lands bottom-first into some pales stacked a few high> KRAMER: "Well that's a real brute, George!" *jerry enters, clutching a couple of boxes filled with t-shirts* JERRY: "Guys, I have a great idea" unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Sep 14, 2016 |
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What if a cast member from Seinfeld were still set in his old, racist ways?
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Bert Roberge posted:What if a cast member from Seinfeld were still set in his old, racist ways? lol, yeah, right. 
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Bert Roberge posted:What if a cast member from Seinfeld were still set in his old, racist ways? I mean saying the word doesn't equate to racism. Even the lynching stuff, he was going for tasteless shocks cause he was frustrated. It was a deplorable thing to say and he deserves 90% of the backlash, but I don't think the guy is honestly racist.
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