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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Jerry is excited when he lands a date with a girl from the cult of Slaneesh, but is disappointed to find that sex with her is underwhelming.

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Moltke
May 13, 2009
*Woman bursts into George's room, sees chaos tainted dick*

George: I was in the warp!!!

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



George succumbs to the Black Rage, but is unable to die in combat.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





The gang becomes addicted to a delicious soup served by an outrageously strict chef, to whom they give the nickname the soup commissar

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

George confuses Gork and Mork and all sorts of wacky hijinks ensue.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Do you think she'd yada yada heresy?
*Elaine raises hand* I've yada yada'd heresy.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

They wait around forever to be eaten by Tyranids but nothing ever happens.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
COSTANZA: Jerry, she thought I was a heretic. Not that there's anything wrong with that

SEINFELD: Not that there's anything wrong with that.

KRAMER: (enters the room) Jerry! You gotta see this, my friend Bob Sacamano thinks the Eternal Emporer is about to become the fifth Chaos god!

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

George sheds his fifth layer of skin after swimming

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Let me get this straight. It's a show about, heresy?

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I guess a bunch of virgin nerds would be buying models of the cast to paint in their mothers basements?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Seizure Robot posted:

I guess a bunch of virgin nerds would be buying models of the cast to paint in their mothers basements?

Kramer's model base would be greased up so he'd just zip all over your painting table.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Bert Roberge posted:

Kramer's model base would be greased up so he'd just zip all over your painting table.

Roll scatter dice

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
whats the deal with gokus pants

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

VendaGoat posted:

Roll scatter dice

:lol:

Oh man they did make little plastic figurines.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That is a shameful David Puddy.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
ask the 8 ball

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
All their eyes are off center. What is this?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Solice Kirsk posted:

That is a shameful David Puddy.

No poo poo, he needs to be wearing facepaint and a NJ Devils sweater.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Wrap it up. Thread hit peak good.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Oh my gene seed is real. AND IT IS MAGNIFICENT !

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Anyway you were lucky I was there, you lost a lot of blood.
...What?
Oh yeah you got three pints of nurgle in you buddy *shoots finger guns at Jerry*
...aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! :gonk:
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! :downs:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Kramer thinks he's a rogue Psyker after he falls asleep during a bloodbowl game and wakes up predicting everything that happens before it does, but only because it's on his dvr and he was only partially asleep during the game

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Newman has a Star Trek-esque food replicator, and he has swelled to the actual size of his apartment. His hip is at the front door but if you want to talk to him you have to get near his face in the ventilation duct.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
They think we're heretics... Not that there is anything wrong with that!

*Jerry's body explodes as a bolt round detonates inside of it*

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i got tyranids from riding the space tractor

Frostillicus
Jul 20, 2002
The only thing between him and us is shaped Adamantium and Plasteel plates, encased in a Ceramite ablative layer.

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe

Applewhite posted:

Jerry is excited when he lands a date with a girl from the cult of Slaneesh, but is disappointed to find that sex with her is underwhelming.

This should probably be a series that explores each and every god character individually and their resulting Hubris.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





*montage of an attractive woman easily flensing a lobster with her tentacle fingers*
She had mutant hands, George!

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Newman seems like he'd worship Nurgle.

Kramer's probably more of a Tzeentch guy.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Bert Roberge posted:

Kramer's probably more of a Tzeentch guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLmuyFLKfmk

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


drat maybe he's Slaaneshi then.

naem
May 29, 2011

If it McScrunts from where I McThink it does, I don't want to McScrunt it!!

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
this seems like a nerd thread so I'm gonna make like a tree and leaves

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Bert Roberge posted:

Kramer's probably more of a Tzeentch guy.

Tzeentch like bright colors

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

hard counter posted:

The gang becomes addicted to a delicious soup served by an outrageously strict chef, to whom they give the nickname the soup commissar

lol

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Ivor Biggun posted:

Tzeentch like bright colors



drat he's so fly he might as well be a bird god.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


We used to have a funny guy, back on Terrix Prime. Commisar blew his brains out all over the trenches.

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Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
Why do they call them hive cities? What is up with that? Are bees making honey in these things?

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