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contestant lifts up plate cover for hands-on-hips gordon gordon: okay now wosstiss? contestant: this is a brusciutto and thousand year egg pasta. i used a gelatin base for the noodles and added a milk-salt sauce reduction gordon: *pokes dinner with fork, squelching sounds are audibly edited in* looks like a doggy doo doo dog house dinner *scree.wav, clip of contestant licking lips* gordon takes a bite. the camera cuts to several members present over a span of 30 seconds. gordon leans to right and retches dinner. gordon: 10 years in culinary school? more like 0 years in cold and hairy school *clip of contestant licking lips*
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gorgon ramsay: ey, ey. look at me *locks eyes with cook. a gasp escapes him, and he is petrified*
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Sep 13, 2016 16:30
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I'm the daredevil... I protect hell's kitchen
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Sep 13, 2016 16:31
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real talk who the gently caress orders a wellington
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It would be great if Gordon started to get a bit edgier, like maybe instead of calling the women stupid cows he could tell them to suck his dick and call them fuckmen, and maybe he could cyber bully the contestants on twitter
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Sep 13, 2016 16:32
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The Walrus posted:real talk who the gently caress orders a wellington who goes to hells kitchen for a night out
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Sep 13, 2016 16:32
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Hey I sure am hungry... i know i'll go to the restaurant where the cooks are shitters, and Gordon fucks with them and throws everything away, then my scallops come out raw 45 minutes later and I leave before my risotto is ready because Gordon closes the kitchen and tells everyone to GET OUT
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Sep 13, 2016 16:33
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risotto is so good and the way ive heard him yell how to make it 500 times is a good way to make it except no mushrooms? weird
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Sep 13, 2016 16:38
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FuhrerHat posted:risotto is so good and the way ive heard him yell how to make it 500 times is a good way to make it except no mushrooms? weird theres a lot of different things you can put in risotto i think the only things that need to be in there are abhorrio (SP?) rice, dry white wine, chicken stock and dry cheese
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Sep 13, 2016 16:40
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Rice is better than risotto, especially with some curry sauce on top.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:56
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gordon: c'mere you donut. you want your eggplants frozen? cook: i- umm- *contestant haws and hums for 10 seconds* gordon: TELL ME cook: i am a sous chef of 5 years and gordon: yes or no question, big boy. frozen eggplant? cook: ........no gordon: then dont PUT EM IN THE FREEZAH
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Sep 13, 2016 16:57
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notZaar posted:Rice is better than risotto, especially with some curry sauce on top. risotto is rice
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Sep 13, 2016 16:57
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a plastic trashcan is added from season 3 onwards to each kitchen for gordon to kick around. check it out
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Sep 13, 2016 16:58
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Kikka posted:a plastic trashcan is added from season 3 onwards to each kitchen for gordon to kick around. check it out the little serving plate people put their scallops on is perfect for flipping
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Sep 13, 2016 17:00
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JakeP posted:risotto is rice That's like saying consoles are PCs.
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narrator: anthony has hell to pay against gordons powers of black magic. and in the red kitchen, not a single entrée has left the pass
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Sep 13, 2016 17:04
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"yes chef!!!!"
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Gordon: "Oh god, EVERYONE!! EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS!!" *all the cooks huddle around a plate that one of them brought up* *Gordon picks up a piece of human feces someone mistook for a scallop* "It's loving RAAWWWW!!" *Gordon throws it back on the plate and slaps it so pieces of poo poo hits everyone in the face*
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as for the losers, the punishment is NOT something you'd want. since setting hot water gives you such a hard time *jean pierre comes with a cauldron and firewood* you will each be boiled alive
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ey Kikka, Kikka Kikka looks up, the look on his face like a dog who expects to get kicked again this thread is seasoned perfectly triumphant music plays
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EngineerSean posted:ey Kikka, Kikka *is a fat guy on the show, is shown napping. loud snoring edited in*
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"you loving French donkey!!!!!"
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IM SO TIRED OF LOSING. not only that, i *beep*ing hate being boiled alive
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Sep 13, 2016 17:09
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DONKEY!!!!! *faint symbol crash*
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chaos on the set! an unruly contestant has become physical with chef gordon. gordon: okay big boy. you know manga? you ever read toriko, yeah? *rips open chef shirt with muscles*
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Gordon: eh yeah you've given up aven't you Contestant: no chef! I'm still - Gordon: yeh yeh you've given up Contestant: no chef, I just - Gordon: YEAH YOUVE GIVEN UP
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Sep 13, 2016 17:12
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there was one episode where they needed to edit gordon reacting to a pan on fire and it sounded like he had a stroke
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Sep 13, 2016 17:14
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see also: the guy who was too fat for a helicopter ride
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Sep 13, 2016 17:15
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*hooks finger at u* C'MERE
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Sep 13, 2016 17:18
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Kikka posted:*is a fat guy on the show, is shown napping. loud snoring edited in* *stock fart sound effect plays* Does Chef Ramsey play it up for the show or is he really this intense?
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Sep 13, 2016 17:21
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Wamdoodle posted:*stock fart sound effect plays* He hams it up for American audiences, much more chill in his UK shows.
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Wamdoodle posted:*stock fart sound effect plays* watch kitchen nightmares uk. hes still a loudmouth who gets straight to the point, but he doesnt rage and rant. hes also funny as hell and is very happy for people who really do their best and get their poo poo together
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loving michael here weighs 750 pounds, both of his parents are chef boyardee, he's got the word "fry cook" for a mouth and he STILL does better scallops
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Woman nearly slaps the poo poo out of Gordon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XDW6xo5scU
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I would go to Hell's Kitchen because you get unlimited free wine and bread, you get to watch Gordon Ramsay flip out at people, and if you say something like "I'm so hungry I'm about to start eating my napkin!" you might be on television. If you're lucky, you might even get an entree, but that should be considered a bonus.
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Sep 13, 2016 17:33
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everyone eliminated in Hell's Kitchen should get a chance to face Gordon in single combat
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HereComesEverybody posted:I would go to Hell's Kitchen because you get unlimited free wine and bread, you get to watch Gordon Ramsay flip out at people, and if you say something like "I'm so hungry I'm about to start eating my napkin!" you might be on television. If you're lucky, you might even get an entree, but that should be considered a bonus. go to complain at the counter to get a funny insult from gordon AND 5 minutes of fame!
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Gordan: what the gently caress is this? *pointing to poultry with lettuce stuffed in eye sockets* Cook: Chicken Caesar Salad!
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:Gordan: what the gently caress is this? *pointing to poultry with lettuce stuffed in eye sockets*
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