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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

HANG IN THERE, BABY

We should have had a new thread yesterday but some posters (Jays, Giants, Orioles, Astros) were too depressed to make one and others (Cubs, Red Sox, Rangers) were too hopped up on dingers and near-nonos to notice the week number. So I'll do it. Whatever, who cares, baseball is terrible anyways. Your team can hit a grand slam and still lose because the other team is eight baseball-murdering terminators from the future and Big Papi so what's the point of anything?

SO HERE WE GO





IS THIS poo poo STILL ONE HUNDRED PERCENT COMPLETELY NECESSARY IN TYOL 2016?



https://twitter.com/YasielPuig/status/775065199216881664

WHO DO YOU LOVE?

Thanks again to YeahTubaMike for making the loved/hated player thread.

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

shadok posted:

IS THIS poo poo STILL ONE HUNDRED PERCENT COMPLETELY NECESSARY IN TYOL 2016?



https://twitter.com/YasielPuig/status/775065199216881664

Yes, it is. :colbert:

quote:

Thanks again to YeahTubaMike for making the loved/hated player thread.

You're quite welcome. :keke:

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

To be clear I'm not against ridiculous rookie hazing traditions, just the gay panic bullshit cheerleader costumes and other drag outfits.

https://twitter.com/RaysBaseball/status/775077197463842820

See? Much funnier.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

:stwoon:

quote:

See? Much funnier.

Huh? Oh, yes, funny, right. :sweatdrop:

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


hi, the Blue Jays' double play in the top of the 2nd was cool as heck

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
How does a pitcher have only 2 swings and misses in 6 innings and not allow a single run?

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
I think I'm gonna like this Alfaro kid, that was a hell of a catch

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
You done hosed up, Kevin Kiermaier.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Hammel on the road vs. Garcia. I don't like those odds. :ohdear:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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DEX LEADOFF DINGER :woop:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Sexy Dexy! :swoon:

He's going to bankrupt Binny's.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
sexter

shadok posted:

To be clear I'm not against ridiculous rookie hazing traditions, just the gay panic bullshit cheerleader costumes and other drag outfits.

https://twitter.com/RaysBaseball/status/775077197463842820

See? Much funnier.

names please

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


gently caress

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
It's incredible how bad Cardinals starting pitching has been in the 1st and 2nd innings all season.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
welp :canada:

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
How on Earth does Ivan Nova have 10 strikeouts through 4.2?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Addy :allears:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Addy! :allears:

The Cubs have 3 players with over 90 RBIs

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
And Heyward continues to hit the ball right at people.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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lmao they called that an error

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

lmao they called that an error

By a home scorer too.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Hah, the Cards go to the bullpen in the 2nd inning.

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
WHAT


Ryan Howard just beat a throw to first

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
Lol cubs announcers called Reyes a fatty

Too bad Bryant swung at poo poo

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
And Clint Hurdle got ejected for it

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

khrist bryant

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


why isn't reyes starting

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


MUSCLE MARTIN

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I would be so happy if the Cubs swept and won the division in St. Louis.

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Russell smash :whatup:

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

The Berzerker posted:

MUSCLE MARTIN

Really really wish Edwin had drawn that walk just now.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
There's the road Hammel we all know and hate

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Hammel, you suck.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Yuck, stop alternating between good and very bad Hammel.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Keep walkin

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Popete posted:

Keep walkin

And wild pitchin

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
I really don't know if I even like the idea of using Hammel in the bullpen in the postseason.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
That's 4 runners stranded in scoring position. I'm sure that's not going to come back to haunt us.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Nail Rat posted:

That's 4 runners stranded in scoring position. I'm sure that's not going to come back to haunt us.

Cubs are second in the majors in stranded RISP per game behind the Giants :toot:

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iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

Is Tuf-Skin a secret sponsor? They've been talking about it forever.

Because Jay Bruce sprays it on his hands to keep his batting gloves from slipping. He should stop. It doesn't help.

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