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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > Let's Play! > -JUSTICE IN SPADES-
 
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grancheater
May 1, 2013

Wine'em, dine'em, 69'em
My favorite part of King Knight:



Getting hit by the slam stuns you, and he goes in with the strut while you can't move.

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grancheater
May 1, 2013

Wine'em, dine'em, 69'em

Kaubocks posted:

"Why would they just leave the catapult unattended? The operator is out to launch!"
"Why don't the snow wolves make any sound? They don't know howl."
"Why was Treasure Knight talking to a therapist? He had deep sea-ted anchor issues."
"What do they serve for breakfast on the Flying Machine? Two eggs, hover-easy."
"Why is Mona like a math book? Because they both have problems!"
"Why didn't Specter Knight go to the dance? He didn't have any body to go with!"
"Why did King Knight go to the dentist? Because he needed a new crown!"
"Why don't the rats in the Clockwork Tower make good pets? They are full of ticks!"
"Why is it called the Dark Ages? Because there's no shortage of knights!"
"Have you heard the Gastronomer is starting to cook with bullion? I tried some, but my soup was gold!"
"I applied for a job at the Juice Bar... I said 'put me to good juice!'"
"How did Baz feel after being rejected by the Order of No Quarter? Wrestle-less!"
"New disciples always ask about weapons besides the shovel blade... but we'll hear nothing of the sword!"
"I tried to pick up some gauntlets the other day... but the blacksmith said 'arm working on 'em but armor not finished yet!'"
"Did you hear about the time Tinker Knight went on a date? It was heart-wrenching!"
"Did you hear about my battle with Polar Knight? Snow problem!"
"Did you see my painting of the Troupple King? I'm not one to brag, but it's the spitting image!"
"Why does Mole Knight keep digging all the time? Just beclaws."
"What did I say as a rat knocked me into the bottomless pit? Rats!"
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grancheater
May 1, 2013

Wine'em, dine'em, 69'em

Crasical posted:

One, while sitting at the table Plague Knight sometimes takes out a flask of potion and drinks it with a curly straw.



I... I think he's drinking out of a bomb.

And Treasure Knight has to get the food under his helmet:



grancheater fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Nov 4, 2016

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