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It's just the worst. I regret buying it.
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what's the best
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Sep 14, 2016 02:21
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you better get used to it because the chiense loved it and that's where the real money is nowadays
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Sep 14, 2016 02:21
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Well too bad. China liked it so we will be getting at least four more of them.
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Sep 14, 2016 02:22
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It was still better than all of your threads and posts. edit: and all of my threads and posts.
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Sep 14, 2016 02:22
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I skipped the Moses Orc too and went straight to gene-splicing.
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Sep 14, 2016 02:23
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A couple of trailers from over a year ago, movie comes and goes...barely anyone mentions it. And it's Warcraft of all things 
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Sep 14, 2016 02:24
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I just saw some of the DOA movie it's probably worse op.
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Sep 14, 2016 02:24
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Oh stop it... Don't be so dramatic... Good lord... It wasn't that bad...
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Sep 14, 2016 02:26
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eric posted:I just saw some of the DOA movie it's probably worse op. This is a real troll Lol.
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Sep 14, 2016 02:26
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It looked awful in the previews. So did Deadpool though and I actually ended up liking that one. Haven't seen it yet in any case OP
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Sep 14, 2016 02:27
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I congratulate you on skipping GB2016.
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Sep 14, 2016 02:28
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if you cut out khadgar being like a patronized 20 year old, the constant repetition of trying to explain everything to the audience who never played any of the games, and then cut out the confusing story jumping and the romance then you'd have a pretty good warcraft movie maybe they'll do like a 'tolkien edit' of the film for true fans, except it'd be about 39 minutes long
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Sep 14, 2016 02:30
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I enjoyed the premise of a Warcraft film but felt Moses the Orc was played out. I would have rather watched giant ogre sword fights and straight up troll piracy TBH. "The internet is for porn", anyone?
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Sep 14, 2016 02:32
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Sully was pretty good. I liked the part with the plane.
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Sep 14, 2016 02:34
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counterfeitsaint posted:I congratulate you on skipping GB2016. Oh yeah I did skip that movie. extra stout posted:if you cut out khadgar being like a patronized 20 year old, the constant repetition of trying to explain everything to the audience who never played any of the games, and then cut out the confusing story jumping and the romance My favorite part was how everyone kept whispering about the Fel like there was some big puzzle that needed to be put together but we knew literally everything we needed to know about the Fel from the first five minutes of the movie.
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Sep 14, 2016 02:35
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Can someone spoil it for me? I don't plan on seeing it.
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Sep 14, 2016 02:36
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Tricky D posted:Can someone spoil it for me? I don't plan on seeing it. There's orcs.
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Sep 14, 2016 02:36
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i see you havent seen the new independence day
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Sep 14, 2016 02:37
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vols bitch posted:i see you havent seen the new independence day It was pretty bad Suicide Squad was pretty bad. This year is a race for the most heinous blockbusters.
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Sep 14, 2016 02:38
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Tricky D posted:Can someone spoil it for me? I don't plan on seeing it. So the evil orc wizard Rasputin makes a magic portal powered by death that lets the orcs come to the human world. The orcs are fleeing their dimension (planet? It's not clear if the orcs live on another planet in our universe or a parallel version of the human world) because it was too polluted by death magic to live in anymore. Then like a bunch of fighting happens because the orcs make war on the humans. Nothing else is important in the movie. Oh and the good wizard is actually bad.
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Sep 14, 2016 02:39
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Bert Roberge posted:There's orcs. Is threre a scene where one looks directly into the camera and says "zub zub?'
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Sep 14, 2016 02:40
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Tricky D posted:Is threre a scene where one looks directly into the camera and says "zub zub?' No sadly. They take it way too seriously.
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Sep 14, 2016 02:41
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Applewhite posted:So the evil orc wizard Rasputin makes a magic portal powered by death that lets the orcs come to the human world. The orcs are fleeing their dimension (planet? It's not clear if the orcs live on another planet in our universe or a parallel version of the human world) because it was too polluted by death magic to live in anymore. Then like a bunch of fighting happens because the orcs make war on the humans. Nothing else is important in the movie. Sounds really gay Bert Roberge posted:No sadly. They take it way too seriously. See above (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 14, 2016 02:45
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What was so bad about it OP?
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Sep 14, 2016 02:47
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Applewhite posted:It's just the worst. I regret buying it. How much did you spend on it?
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Sep 14, 2016 02:48
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"No you see if the orc rape gang hadn't killed off all but one of the human kingdoms then they wouldn't have been strong enough to fight off <the bad guys>." - a dumb lore thing I remember.
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Sep 14, 2016 02:52
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I enjoyed it It was as dumb as my videogames, including the boss with red circles you're not supposed to stand on Felt like a Lord of the Rings but for retards, which I enjoyed
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Sep 14, 2016 02:58
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Gamer With Dignity posted:How much did you spend on it? And did you get it on blueray, or something?
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Sep 14, 2016 03:05
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look on the bright side: no more chris metzen
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Sep 14, 2016 03:05
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The new independence day movie was really bad. Who thinks that making a sequel twenty years after the fact is a good idea?
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Sep 14, 2016 03:12
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o word? you regret buying the warcraft movie? no kidding?
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Sep 14, 2016 03:14
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Any Orc tits?
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Sep 14, 2016 03:16
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Was there war in the movie OP?
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Sep 14, 2016 03:17
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Applewhite posted:Oh yeah I did skip that movie. i cant remember the word used but yeah i noticed they refused to call it fel magic and just move on, they kept re-inventing it and re-explaining it for like a loving hour lmao FEL MAGIC, GREEN MAGIC, LIKE NECROMANCY OR BLACK MAGIC EXACTLY FROM 2000 YEAR OLD STORIES, GOT IT was all they had to do if the magic is white = healing, dark green goo oozing out of someones head = evil, plz we get it, i swear we get it
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Sep 14, 2016 03:20
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I thought they were just demons that have demon powers so they do "chaos damage." gently caress WoW, WC3 drat it.
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Sep 14, 2016 03:22
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Tricky D posted:The new independence day movie was really bad. Who thinks that making a sequel twenty years after the fact is a good idea? yeah you have to wait 30 years e.g. mad max
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Sep 14, 2016 03:23
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Gamer With Dignity posted:How much did you spend on it? $20.00 or something. Don Tacorleone posted:I enjoyed it The Sylvester Stallone Judge Dredd was dumb fun that was so stupid it was good. The Warcraft movie is poo poo garbage that's been carefully focus grouped to polish out any possible hint of cheeziness that could be enjoyed ironically. Don Tacorleone posted:What was so bad about it OP? Every line of dialogue made me cringe. The characters all talk like it's old times, but they also possess a sense of postmodern irony that comes across really awkward and out of place every time it comes up. The acting is terrible and the cinematography is almost, but not quite as slipshod as the Last Airbender movie. Characters keep running from place to place and scene to scene and it feels like the majority of the movie is them rushing to get to a battle, then rushing through the battle as quickly as possible so they can visit the next location. The foreshadowing that the kid wearing the bath towel is going to be the next boss wizard is so ham-fisted it's a wonder why they even bothered to dance around it instead of just having Merlin say "the kid with the bath towel is going to be the next wizard" directly into the camera. Also, why are all the female orcs skinny supermodels with tiny teeth? I mean, I know why, because fanservice, but come on. I love fanservice and I hated this because it looks like crap. It's lazy. Lazy and lovely. This whole movie is a disgrace.
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Sep 14, 2016 03:31
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That had the dude from Vikings, right? He's cool.
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i havent played the games, seen the movie, or even read this thread, but I don't mind chiming in to say that warcraft is a big waste of time - imho pokemon seems a much more fun franchise
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