Buddy in denial about getting blown by another dude

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Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

As long as you dont touch cum its not gay

Only gays can get AIDS?

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Yeah, it's kinda gay

# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:50

LordArgh: Mar 17, 2009; Nap Ghost

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Now, combine that with the fact that most gay guys (according to a thread on here a couple months ago) aren't into buttfucking

they're just saying that to get you to drop your guard

# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:50

Spunky Psycho Ho: Jan 26, 2007; by zen death robot

Pre-cum is obviously a gray area. I'd say that touching pre-cum is not gay tho.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:51

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Pre-cum is obviously a gray area. I'd say that touching pre-cum is not gay tho.

What about touching a gallon of it with your whole mouth?

# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:52

Spunky Psycho Ho: Jan 26, 2007; by zen death robot

Purposefuly sinking your face into pre cum and taking pleasure in it is gay

But dealing with pre-cum as just part of the NON homosexual sex is pragmatic

# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:54

Spunky Psycho Ho: Jan 26, 2007; by zen death robot

Now what if the dude is about to cum and then you try to get out of the way but just jokingly he spews it all over you?

That's NOT gay because you trying to avoid it and he was just goofin around

# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

scott zoloft posted:

that's good because you already know what you have to do

Hatebag posted:

Suck his dick.

I want y'all to know you made me lol irl. Thank you. You're doing God's work.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 20:56

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

LordArgh posted:

they're just saying that to get you to drop your guard

Thanks for the heads up

# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:09

Superior Bastard: Jun 5, 2004; I wanna be on you.

You're The Worst discussed whether this was gay or not.

http://youtu.be/kMRBXtCZddI

# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:21

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

autoaim.cfg posted:

Ahhh yes, but... what about a BJ with a one finger prostate massage? What kind of rating are we talking about then?

Asking for a friend!!!

prostate message is +1 gayness

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Now, combine that with the fact that most gay guys (according to a thread on here a couple months ago) aren't into buttfucking as we're all lead to believe so what qualifies as gay these days?

sorry man, I don't make the rules

# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:29

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

nothing is a priori gay, bud! :cheers:

# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:32

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

it's only gay a posteriori

# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:35

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

nomadologique posted:

it's only gay a posteriori

lmao

# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:35

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

nomadologique posted:

it's only gay a posteriori

Hehehe

# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:47

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

Tricky D posted:

I agree. Receiving a BJ from another dude is only about 2.2-2.7 on the gay scale.

is this the metric or imperial gay scale?

# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:48

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

Lucky Guy posted:

is this the metric or imperial gay scale?

metric obviously, cus it's gay

# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:48

Superior Bastard: Jun 5, 2004; I wanna be on you.

Lucky Guy posted:

is this the metric or imperial gay scale?

I think those are f-stops from photography. Much like the corresponding diameter of a pupil, so is the corresponding gayness(diameter) of your friend's butthole.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:51

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Germstore posted:

Just getting a blowie, not gay.
Well, I don't want to be selfish better blow him back, still not gay.
Going on a date because I don't want to think I'm just hanging out for the blowjobs, still not gay.
Anal sex? Well, really what's the big difference between a man and a woman rear end, not gay.
Moving in with him and running a bed and breakfast, it's just an economic convenience, definitely not gay.
Living a long and beautiful life together and dying as happy old men, so not gay.

Feel good shitpost of the year

# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:59

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

Superior Bastard posted:

I think those are f-stops from photography. Much like the corresponding diameter of a pupil, so is the corresponding gayness(diameter) of your friend's butthole.

in that case, im straight but my butthole is incredibly gay

# ? Sep 14, 2016 22:07

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

being gay seems like a lot of work

# ? Sep 14, 2016 22:28

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

If you primarily date and hook up with girls but you fool around with a dude here and there, in my eyes you get a bit of leeway. I lived in S.F for like 7 years, you gotta live a certain lifestyle to be "Gay." with a capital 'G'.

rofl if you give a poo poo about defining stuff when it come to getting your rocks off though, just get your nuts however you want. I'll high-five most anybody if they are having fun sex.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 22:33

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

It's not about who you gently caress, it's about who you love.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 22:35

SatansChoice: Sep 14, 2016; by Smythe

Ork of Fiction posted:

It's not about who you gently caress, it's about who you love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ees7VvZhFts

# ? Sep 14, 2016 22:36

MrWillsauce: Mar 19, 2015

did he say no homo when he came?

# ? Sep 14, 2016 22:36

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

So basically the consensus I'm getting is that there is no gay act, only gay people.

If I get gangbanged by the whole football team and fart cum for a week, it's not necessarily gay.

But if I give a dude on a quick peck on the cheek, but identify as a gay, then that is gay.

# ? Sep 14, 2016 22:43

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

The real question is: If you got a bus and it was full of gay dudes would you get off?

# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:00

Mnemosyne: Jun 11, 2002; There's no safe way to put a cat in a paper bag!!

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

As long as you dont touch cum its not gay

What if you work in a sperm bank?

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MrWillsauce: Mar 19, 2015

oh I'd get off alright

# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:11

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

I think you if you value this friendship you shouldn't press the issue

# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:11

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

make your butt fart in reverse on his cock

# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:26

clone on the phone: Aug 5, 2003

I've only had a lady slob my knob. Do fellas have more suction power?

# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:32

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I get gangbanged by the whole football team and fart cum for a week, it's not necessarily gay.

the whole football team teaming up on the football team hole!

# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:41

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

Drink Cheerwine posted:

your buddy identifies as straight, and that's okay.

you're being a bad friend if you're trying to force him to conform to your personal notions of what his sexuality should be.

in any case, he's more right than you are, taking humanity's opinions on the subject as a whole.

it is my opinion

that getting your dick sucked by a man

is gay

# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:02

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

getting a bj is less gay than giving a bj, but still very far past the Line of Gay

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Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

i mean unless you happen to be a girl getting your dick sucked by a guy. that would be totally straight and anyone who says otherwise is a big ol' weirdo with strange views about sex and sexuality

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Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

it's either gay or desperate

# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:15

Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Cnut the Great posted:

it is my opinion

that getting your dick sucked by a man

is gay

hosed up if true

# ? Sep 15, 2016 00:52

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

what if a woman gets her dicked sucked by a man- hmmm-

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Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

Germstore posted:

what if a woman gets her dicked sucked by a man- hmmm-

Cnut the Great posted:

i mean unless you happen to be a girl getting your dick sucked by a guy. that would be totally straight and anyone who says otherwise is a big ol' weirdo with strange views about sex and sexuality

# ? Sep 15, 2016 01:03

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