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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
im not dead!
:synpa:

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Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
I'm notable celebrity Chuck Henry and I died doing what I love, driving vans into fires.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe
Here lies some guy who died, as most tend to do

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
I think we can all agree that this is a good thing

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
My best friend walks up to the lectern with sadness in his eyes. He leans into the microphone, puts his arm around my widow, clears his throat and says, "cuck."

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
was a dick who didn't read the loving rules

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
More like DeadmanDead.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

vols bitch posted:

dead gay so what

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Boy.... That guy sure owed me a lot of money.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
he died with a falafel in his hand

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
he went out the way he came in; hairless, naked and screaming.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
died as he lived, loving trannies.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Post No Bills

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
no solicitors

Cruising Altitude
Sep 15, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois
Acid Burn

Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

Lived as he died, in a useless and worthless fashion. Also couldn't get laid to save his life.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Dead and gay

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

JiveHonky posted:

Drad_Bert was here

krusty.jpg

Not dead, just waiting ... TO FLIP THE MEAT!!!

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
had a big ol' donkey dick

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
was so happy other people did the high level calculus differentiations for him so he could give them free money

skeemon
Aug 4, 2007

$ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $

lit af fam

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Here lies Waltzing Along. He posted on page two so no one paid any attention.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
He paid attention to Waltzing Along and then died from AIDS

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
gently caress...here's my eulogy:

he got epitaph and eulogy mixed up

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
epitaph eh

Here lies Germstore. He had a huge cock and no one is left to say otherwise.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
he really like MLP

s0j
May 17, 2003

get fucked, round-eye
per the final wishes of the deceased we will now begin buttfucking the corpse please line up to the left

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
ha ha, suck it. veteran's cemeteries don't have epitaphs.

Cruising Altitude
Sep 15, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois

Serious Frolicking posted:

ha ha, suck it. veteran's cemeteries don't have epitaphs.

to invoke you mustn't choke

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

plehsistential
Jan 29, 2012

death to all avatar havers
peperony and chease

Cruising Altitude
Sep 15, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2AcxL88DoI

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
"Here lies nooner, turns out he really did post his cute lil butt off and then he died from not having a butt"

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
not only was he fly but he was a 300 club member ;]

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

"Dafuq was this guy????"

:smith:

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

SatansChoice posted:

she was a good boy and did everything perfect except for dying.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
He says he will haunt all the children down the street when he dies... such an rear end in a top hat.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



RIP in peace.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
He died doing what he loved. Posting on GBS.

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sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
goonspeed, shitposter, sorry no one noticed you were dead until they smelled your corpse

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