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me and greasy craig were at a gas station getting fuel for his dodge dart. it was summer and a fairly hot day. greasy craig is a smoker and he often gets random people coming up to him asking for cigarettes. So we are standing there while the gas pumps and some frazzled looking dude comes up to us and asks craig if he can bum a smoke. greasy craig is a nice guy so he gives the guy a cigarette and the guy starts rapping with craig. he tells us that he lives in the neighborhood and that his cousin is a butcher at the local grocery store and asks us if we need any meat. he says he has the hook up for meat and motions for us to follow him. i stayed still for a moment but craig was all about getting some meat i guess because he follows this weirdo without hesitation. so i follow them reluctantly and meat man guides us around the corner to an old silver cadillac. he pops the trunk and waves his hand, presenting us with the sight of a bunch of random cuts of meat laid out on a tarp in his trunk. the smell was awful, i thought i was gonna puke. meat man says he will give us a good deal and asks us to pick which cuts we want. i tugged at craigs shirt and gave him the urgent "lets go" look and he politely turns down meat man and thanks him and we leave. did i gently caress up? would you buy the trunk meats?
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Were they at least packed in ice?
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Sep 15, 2016 00:38
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if they smelled good i would at least consider it
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Sep 15, 2016 00:39
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that was human meat so the answer is yes.
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Sep 15, 2016 00:40
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i got some trunk meat for you right here OP~!
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Sep 15, 2016 00:40
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gently caress yeah I'd try elephant if I had the chance. Trunk is probably all gristly and tough though.
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Sep 15, 2016 00:40
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get greasy craig an account
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Sep 15, 2016 00:41
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Applewhite posted:Were they at least packed in ice? no, no ice the meat had turned rancid from being in a hot car trunk. good if you are david lynch making an art project but probly not so good for human eating.
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Sep 15, 2016 00:43
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You tugged Craig's shirt when you should have tugged some meat
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Sep 15, 2016 00:44
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vols bitch posted:get greasy craig an account i should he has some good stories like the time he got eaten by that same dodge dart from my meats story.
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Sep 15, 2016 00:45
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I'd eat all that poo poo while jamming out on my white van speakers
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Sep 15, 2016 00:46
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drat daniel, buying counterfeit merchandise at the white vans
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Sep 15, 2016 00:47
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Can you survive this musical mashup???? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F36YNCae9yg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42MAk4_DBFc
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personable decorum posted:Can you survive this musical mashup???? hot and stinky like a good trunk meats, 2 thumbs up
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