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use this thread to speculate on all sorts of reboots that should be in the pipeline in the next 20 years or so go ahead and give us a look at the future of cinema! what actors do you think will appear in cherished roles, alternately gutting and stoking the fires of your nostalgia? what beloved plotlines will be rehashed or ground to bits? how will they "reimagine" your favorite action hero? obviously, Die Hard will be coming soon. will it take place in a palo alto nu-office, and skewer the moneyed hypocrisy of the "democratic elite"?? i think Chris Pratt is a shoe in for Prof. Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr. he's gonna look swag a.f. in that leather fedora... and expect a winking "m'lady" joke or two for the real fans! Jurassic Park will probably be next, with David Lynch directing, and Jeff Goldblum this time in the role of the T. Rex. a variety of tumblr celebrities will have cameos as velociraptors. finally, lest we forget probably the most important moment of the late 80s, Idris Elba will be quipping "I'm too old for this poo poo" in front of a poster for the original Lethal Weapon, garnering much-needed laughs in an otherwise pulse-pounding action thriller about a PTSDd Iraq Vet who just can't live a straight life. opinion is up in the air about who can fill the demented shoes of Sgt. Martin Riggs, but insider sources are looking at Joaquin Phoenix as the right mix of sex appeal and violent psychopathy. what other radically profitable blockbusters do you think will be hitting a 30-dollars-before-popcorn box office near you??
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Real life action Quake, Tribes, Reboot (tv show).
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Sep 15, 2016 02:29
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Inception reboot DC cinematic Universe reboot Reboot reboot 2012 reboot
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personable decorum posted:Real life action Quake, Tribes, Reboot (tv show). I'd be down for a Reboot reboot.
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Sep 15, 2016 02:33
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Volcott posted:I'd be down for a Reboot reboot. lol they've been "making one" for literally 6 or so years with no footage
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Sep 15, 2016 02:38
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A predator remake, from the perspective of the predator. aliens, but from the perspective of the alien. godzilla, but from the perspective of godzilla. lord of the rings from the orcs perspective. and so on and so forth.
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Sep 15, 2016 02:39
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Groundhog day from the perspective of the groundhog
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Sep 15, 2016 02:42
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mind the walrus posted:Groundhog day from the perspective of the groundhog So... Caddy shack 2?
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Sep 15, 2016 02:53
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Das Boot reboot
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Battleship Potemkin reboot
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Rebootsy Collins
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Kuato posted:A predator remake, from the perspective of the predator. There's predator concrete jungle for that first one.
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Sep 15, 2016 02:59
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More hardcore 2d animation
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Captain Kangaroo reboot with Bruce Willis as Cap and Jeff Bridges as Mr. Greenjeans and all they do is smoke weed and get high all day.
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Kuato posted:A predator remake, from the perspective of the predator. there should be more movies about the predator imho
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Sep 15, 2016 03:22
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Trading places reboot with Kevin Hart and Jason Bateman
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personable decorum posted:Real life action Quake, Tribes, Reboot (tv show). whatup dare
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hth posted:whatup dare hey caroline please stop stalking
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Sep 15, 2016 05:19
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Shoah 2000
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Sep 15, 2016 05:23
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pete's dragon reboot is coming out soon looks like poo poo
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Sep 15, 2016 05:32
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If you want a vision of the future, imagine a reboot stamping on a human face - forever.
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Tuxedo Gin posted:pete's dragon reboot is coming out soon It could only be an improvement since the original is just one of the countless mediocre 70s Disney movies that's only remembered favorably because of false nostalgia. Candleshoe and The Black Hole are awesome. The director of Tron Legacy was going to remake the latter. Probably would have been pretty.
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Sep 15, 2016 05:39
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nomadologique posted:
They need to make the next jurassic park a heart of darkness/apocalypse now type thing but with dinosaurs. the protagonist finally gets to kurtz only to discover it is jeff goldblum, and he is all hopped up on science ranting about chaos theory and riding around shirtless on the back of a t-rex.
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Sep 15, 2016 06:22
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gravity raves on the gyroscope gravity machine @ the ex
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just so long as theyre gender swapped
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Aren't we like, out of things? We're going to have to write actual new stories again pretty soon I mean
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Like how are we going to be nostalgic about 2016 when its all females of 20 year old stuff
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Sep 15, 2016 06:24
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accelerando should be a movie and so should various other Charles Stross books but no one gave them a chance
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As long as they stop rebooting Spiderman, I'll be okay. At this rate, in 10 years there will be more Spiderman actors than James Bond actors.
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Sep 15, 2016 06:26
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Confident they'll remake the Star Wars prequels, and Samuel L. Jackson has that benjamin button disease so they can probably just reuse him as Mace Windu.
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Sep 15, 2016 06:27
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Maverick movies with mel gibson mel gibson movies in general did no one see Get the Gringo
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personable decorum posted:mel gibson movies in general What Women Want (2017) starring Mel Gibson. I don't think that one's gonna happen.
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Sep 15, 2016 06:32
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miley cyrus stars in a remake of the Hannah Montana movie but this time she's high on drugs
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Sid Vicious posted:miley cyrus stars in a remake of the Hannah Montana movie but this time she's high on drugs miley cyrus is the best thing ever its hosed hahahahaha ;-D i let people get away with murder come on
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CaptainSarcastic posted:If you want a vision of the future, imagine a reboot stamping on a human face - forever.
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Sep 15, 2016 06:37
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personable decorum posted:miley cyrus is the best thing ever its hosed hahahahaha ;-D idk if it's the great av it what but I'm starting to come around to a couple of your accounts dare
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Sep 15, 2016 06:55
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ProfessorMurder posted:As long as they stop rebooting Spiderman, I'll be okay. At this rate, in 10 years there will be more Spiderman actors than James Bond actors. What if we cast all the old James Bond actors as Spiderman?
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Sep 15, 2016 06:56
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They tried to reboot danger mouse but it didn't work so maybe a gritty live action underdog?
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Boomzilla posted:They tried to reboot danger mouse but it didn't work so maybe a gritty live action underdog? It's gonna be the Bourne Identity mixed with Wilfred.
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Volcott posted:I'd be down for a Reboot reboot. What's preventing you from wanting a Quake or Tribes movie?
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