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Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Today I was opening my laptop in a meeting and it awoke to having the SA message board open in Chrome (of course not somethingawful.com because lmfao).

I think there is a 60 percent chance he knew it was the SA forums because he has this unique combo of whiny/snarky gen xer but he for sure knew it was a web forum.

should i just kill myself or what

Paper With Lines fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Sep 15, 2016

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Kill you're famil

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bananana posted:

Kill you're famil

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I once saw someone on their phone looking at the Awful app. I wonder if he saw me see him and posted a thread about it.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You better find out if he knows. Ask him if he has stairs in his house. :tinfoil:

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Do you have stairs in your office

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
drat op ive heard of people killed for less you better watch your back

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
if that's your biggest worry at the office you have very little going on at the moment, enjoy it

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I usually brag around the office I'm a member of the coolest forum of them all, General Bullshit v.666: Death comes to us all. I tell them if I'm in my office looking at my phone you can bet I'm reading, and posting, hilarious posts, on the SA Forums, AND AM NOT viewing pornography off of my data plan.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
what the gently caress is sa message board

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


why not kill him? kill your colleague op

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



don't worry i'm ur boss good opportunity 2 tell u we had to hire you because we needed to meet hiring quotas and you came in like a heavy from above looking not like a man or a woman so we smeared whatever u answered under sex on ur application and figured we'd just chalk u down as the losing team during reviews

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

reallivedinosaur posted:

what the gently caress is sa message board

its a place where they pretend to be members of the sturm abteilung and hatch plots to kill jews, invade the rhineland and heil hitler

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Paper With Lines posted:

Today I was opening my laptop in a meeting and it awoke to having the SA message board open in Chrome (of course not somethingawful.com because lmfao).

I think there is a 60 percent chance he knew it was the SA forums because he this unique combo of whiny/snarky gen xer but he for sure knew it was a web forum.

should i just kill myself or what

how about u take a little pride in chosen place of posting?

i mean u could be on reddit right now ffs like everyone else in the office is if not for the hard work and commitment of a select few

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

dookifex_maximus posted:

its a place where they pretend to be members of the sturm abteilung and hatch plots to kill jews, invade the rhineland and heil hitler

no way!

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Paper With Lines posted:

Today I was opening my laptop in a meeting and it awoke to having the SA message board open in Chrome (of course not somethingawful.com because lmfao).

I think there is a 60 percent chance he knew it was the SA forums because he this unique combo of whiny/snarky gen xer but he for sure knew it was a web forum.

should i just kill myself or what

has anyone said this isbasically like saying i am hitler yet?

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Mariana Horchata posted:

how about u take a little pride in chosen place of posting?

i mean u could be on reddit right now ffs if not for the hard work of a select few

true, or more likely, 4chan.

I think I was looking at moot's posting history once on SA and his last couple posts were about getting hosed on the buy/sell board.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Mariana Horchata posted:

how about u take a little pride in chosen place of posting?

i mean u could be on reddit right now ffs like everyone else in the office is if not for the hard work and commitment of a select few

al told me to tell you "leave Britney alone"

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

i know its pretty sick

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Mariana Horchata posted:

how about u take a little pride in chosen place of posting?

i mean u could be on reddit right now ffs like everyone else in the office is if not for the hard work and commitment of a select few



this place got sick of image macros before facebook (existed?) started calling them memes

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Once in a class years back I saw a cute girl browsing SA in front of me. I didn't talk to her and never sat near her again.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

Once in a class years back I saw a cute girl browsing SA in front of me. I didn't talk to her and never sat near her again.

lol

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

Once in a class years back I saw a cute girl browsing SA in front of me. I didn't talk to her and never sat near her again.

mgtow 4 lyfe

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
suck his dick

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

suck his dick

heh maybe a bit aggressive

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

personable decorum posted:

heh maybe a bit aggressive

ill suck your dick idiot

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

ill suck your dick idiot

listen hooker Garfield that is wrong but its okay too pm m3 for marriage ggz

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Enfield posted:

ill suck your dick idiot

seems like everyone is either sucking dick or getting their dick sucked but me. pretty hosed up imo

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im crazy man. dont push me or ill suck your dick clean off

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Enfield is one tough hombre, would hate to meet him in a dark alley.

texasmed
May 27, 2004
did he answer the stairs question correctly or not?

if not obviously you have to kill him.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
You are going to have to flee the country and start a new life elsewhere, im afraid

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

some girl i went to college with noticed the hell out of SA when i'd browse it in the dorm computer lab. she's a big nerd like me i guess

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
yeah, uh, considering your username is a stats term I totally believe this happened.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Y-Hat posted:

some girl i went to college with noticed the hell out of SA when i'd browse it in the dorm computer lab. she's a big nerd like me i guess

haha what if she noticed the hell out of your handsome face and wanted to date you hahaha

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
i fried gross italian sausages at night so what

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

personable decorum posted:

i fried gross italian sausages at night so what

ha ha hey good lookin whatcha got cookin hahaha

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

There's no really good way to know if he knows unless you kidnap him and torture him in your basement.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Op is a whiny little nerd meat




- gbs King

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Bert Roberge posted:

There's no really good way to know if he knows unless you kidnap him and torture him in your basement.

haha drat where did you come from cutie? i would have remembered a handsome face like yours! hahaha

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