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Newman floats around the room on suspensors, plotting to steal Seinfeld's signet ring for himself. Jerry breaks up with his latest concubine because she keeps using the Voice on him. Jerry's girlfriend wants him to wear her designer stillsuit the next time he goes before the Landsraad. "But I don't wanna be a Fremen!"
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george is brutally ripped apart for his choice of footwear/the meat on his bones
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:37 |
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Kramer tries to keep his first name a secret because it's a killing word.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:37 |
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kramer bursts through the door of the theater to find elaine being eaten by morlocks he shouts a racial slur at them, laugh track
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:39 |
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This spice is making me thirsty!
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:40 |
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Do you think your sleeper ever hits the snooze button? You think anybody's ever gotten up in front of their army of fanatic worshippers and announced "THE SLEEPER NEEDS FIVE MORE MINUTES!" Jazz riff.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:40 |
And what's the deal with Fremen anyway?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:40 |
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George: "I've always wanted to be a Mentat."
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:42 |
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Commander Jericho "Jerry" Seinfeld tests out the newest warp core that accidentally routes his entire crew through a gateway to hell. After a brief blinding flash, the bridge of the Israeli Spacecruiser "SS Jr Mint" is decorated in 90s kitsch and superhero memorabilia. The entire cast is hateraped by demons that look an awful lot like Wayne Knight. Master (of his own Domain) and Commander Seinfeld screams the last scream heard before the ship disappears from the galaxy. In the distance, a funky bass slaps a jazzy minor chord.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:48 |
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*Kramer grinning ear to ear as he steers the worm's tail*
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:50 |
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Elaine takes a wrong turn at Old Manhattan Road and her hovercar breaks down, she finds herself running from an army of mutated slug people after she offended them with her little kicks.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:51 |
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uncle leo is still alive and stronger than ever as the last mantree of manhattan his progeny tend to his mole flowerings every cycle, and have always done so since the parks department became a hereditary business
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:56 |
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So who's teleporting all the teleporter operators to work then?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:58 |
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"I'm at the nexus of the universe!!" screams Kramer as time and space around him collapses into a bubble, he has entered the 4th dimension and all memory of his existence has been wiped from the universe.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:58 |
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*characters dont exist, there is only the singularity*
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:58 |
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Now everyone thinks I'm a trisexual otherkin! -There's plenty wrong with that!
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:59 |
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Costanza has finally got "the spot" to park his sandworm but now can't leave Newman sets off a stone burner to destroy Kramer's new Axlotl tank e. And thats all i remember from the books/seinfeld
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 22:02 |
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10,000 years have passed and I'm still thirsty from those pretzels
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 22:02 |
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 22:06 |
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George: "Get this: travel... without moving." Jerry: "Travel without moving?" George: "Travel without moving!" Jerry: "No moving at all?" George: "No movement whatsoever!" Jerry: "Huh... you want to travel, but you don't feel like moving... I like it!" Jerry: "So how do we do it?" George (pleased with himself): "We fold space!"
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 22:11 |
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Kramer: "I've killed mothers with their babies. I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors, and revolutionaries. I've killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors, and I have never once shown any mercy." *laugh track*
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 22:20 |
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George walks into the apartment with bushy gray eyebrows and red stains around his lips. He is clearly exasperated. Jerry: "this is gonna be good."
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 22:28 |
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kramer bumps into a human from sector AX-Tevlon 4199 Subsystem L-9 and berates him for not having true earth ancestry meanwhile george bought a sex android from the galactic internet but it turns out to be a malfunctioning one that denies him sex and keeps repeating "cargo bay is vacant, cannot commence main program" jerry can't handle that conventional airplanes have been replaced with ion propulsion drive hoverjets with wormhole travelling capabilities, tells elaine "you can't say you 'flew' anywhere anymore, you gotta say warped now!", he rolls his eyes. "and you can't even crack open a bag of peanuts! you've arrived in two seconds!" elaine tries to find an easy date online, but all the human males are attracted to the beautiful and promiscuous Wreanians. she ends up in a wrestling match with a Wreanian after a potential date gets taken away from her at the last second when the Wreanian casually strolls by
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 22:45 |
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 22:45 |
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Applewhite posted:George: "Get this: travel... without moving."
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 00:42 |
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Kramer bursts through airlock, entire cast is sucked into the void of space and lifeless in seconds
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 00:55 |
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Jon Voight's starcruiser...
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 00:58 |
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big shags posted:Kramer bursts through airlock, entire cast is sucked into the void of space and lifeless in seconds :stumbles backwards:
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 01:01 |
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George's dad gets genetically modified back to being a four year old. Constantly asks "Is it serenity yet?"
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 01:08 |
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So you thought you'd get out of Jail Seinfelds??
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 01:09 |
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Hey applewhite all these scenarios have been pretty good you should do a Seinfeld 10,191 CYOA now
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 01:33 |
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Elaine tries on a sand trout pant suit and becomes a god while Jerry and Kramer travel the universe with George who got a new job as a spacing guild navigator.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:19 |
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Elaine: "I'll have the big salad make it 10,191 big"
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:20 |
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Why do people always say beginnings are such a delicate time? I never heard of somebody complaining about the beginning of a movie being spoiled. I've never heard of someone getting their mind blown by a "twist beginning." Who's the guy who hears about the beginning of a movie and goes "OH NOO, WHY'D YOU SAY THAT! YOU SPOILED THE WHOLE BEGINNING FOR ME!" *Slap bass.*
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:26 |
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Elaine: Travel without moving? That's your idea? George: Yeah. Elaine: How does that work? If you travel someplace, it means you moved, that's what traveling is, it means you're moving from one place to another. George: Not the way we do it.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:28 |
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"so get this: i get stuck in an elevator with this guild navigator." "you're kidding -- how big was this elevator?" "big enough. it was a weird building." "are you sure you weren't in the freight elevator?" "what is this, the victorian age? you think the guild would want me to come in the back way so nobody they want to impress sees me slumming the joint?" "not really. they might have put the freight elevator up front if that's where all the deliveries are coming in." "that's beside the point. point is, i'm in this elevator with this navigator. that stereotype about navigators being terrible conversationalists? totally true." "not surprising." "it's like he wanted to make the conversation as awkward as possible! new machines on ix this, we just folded space that. and as soon as you think you got a handle on what he's talking about, he changes the subject again!"
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:34 |
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Applewhite posted:Newman floats around the room on suspensors, plotting to steal Seinfeld's signet ring for himself. k we both know on any given Sunday i can mania write stream of conscious dialogue at ur rate it only really remains can i make mine robust and cutting and clever like yours tries to be. lets chill
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:36 |
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in the year 3535 if man is still alive watching seinfeld from a bee hive
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:38 |
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"geometrically evolve elaine"
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[ELAINE WALKS WITHOUT RHYTHM, OTHER FREMEN LOOK ON DERISIVELY]
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