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Newman floats around the room on suspensors, plotting to steal Seinfeld's signet ring for himself. Jerry breaks up with his latest concubine because she keeps using the Voice on him. Jerry's girlfriend wants him to wear her designer stillsuit the next time he goes before the Landsraad. "But I don't wanna be a Fremen!"
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Kramer tries to keep his first name a secret because it's a killing word.
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Sep 15, 2016 21:37
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Do you think your sleeper ever hits the snooze button? You think anybody's ever gotten up in front of their army of fanatic worshippers and announced "THE SLEEPER NEEDS FIVE MORE MINUTES!" Jazz riff.
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Sep 15, 2016 21:40
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George: "I've always wanted to be a Mentat."
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Sep 15, 2016 21:42
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*Kramer grinning ear to ear as he steers the worm's tail*
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Sep 15, 2016 21:50
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George: "Get this: travel... without moving." Jerry: "Travel without moving?" George: "Travel without moving!" Jerry: "No moving at all?" George: "No movement whatsoever!" Jerry: "Huh... you want to travel, but you don't feel like moving... I like it!" Jerry: "So how do we do it?" George (pleased with himself): "We fold space!"
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Sep 15, 2016 22:11
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George walks into the apartment with bushy gray eyebrows and red stains around his lips. He is clearly exasperated. Jerry: "this is gonna be good."
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Sep 15, 2016 22:28
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Why do people always say beginnings are such a delicate time? I never heard of somebody complaining about the beginning of a movie being spoiled. I've never heard of someone getting their mind blown by a "twist beginning." Who's the guy who hears about the beginning of a movie and goes "OH NOO, WHY'D YOU SAY THAT! YOU SPOILED THE WHOLE BEGINNING FOR ME!" *Slap bass.*
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Elaine: Travel without moving? That's your idea? George: Yeah. Elaine: How does that work? If you travel someplace, it means you moved, that's what traveling is, it means you're moving from one place to another. George: Not the way we do it.
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:[ELAINE WALKS WITHOUT RHYTHM, OTHER FREMEN LOOK ON DERISIVELY]
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