hth posted:

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

George and Jerry enter the Main Bridge

GEORGE: "So- whadd'ya think Jerry? Vandelay Industries' -very own- capital ship!"

JERRY: "Hm... eh."

G: "Whadd'ya mean, 'eh'? Did you see those laser turrets, and the shield generators, the jets and the guns and the- the barista robot in the captain's lounge, Jerry?! Didn't you see the barista robot?"

J: "How could it be all that impressive if they've put you in charge of navigating?"

G: *Snort*"Like it's that hard! You just 'spice it up' *taps nose* and zzzwip- BAM hey presto you're at Callipso IV. A chimp could do it."

J: "Do you even know where Callipso IV is, chimp-for-brains? Besides, I heard that spice stuff is addictive."

G: "Y-yeah, you don't say. Hey- that reminds me, now that you bring it up, we're- almost out."

J: "Of what- brains?"

G: "No- spice"

J: "You're out of spice?!"

G: "Not so loud! Almost out of spice."

J: "Almost out of spice? You said you just left for your main tour less than a month ago. How did you get through it all so quickly?"

G: "Well, remember how I said I let Kramer take over my role as navigator from time to time?"

J: "So you could figure out how to work the barista, no doubt-

G: "Well, I kinda locked him in there and... forgot the keycard."

J: "You forgot the keycard? How do you forget you have a keycard?"

G: "There was this Bene Gesserit witch..."

J: "Where is he- where's Kramer? Is he gonna be okay?"

G: "Relax, he's fine! He's got everything he could ever need in there."

CUT TO Kramer in swim trunks, flippers and wifebeater suspended in a tank of liquid melange, bopping, swimming and dancing along to music from his VR headset while playing a game app and smoking a spice cigar.

FREEZE FRAME TO CREDITS
*Slapbass Lasers*