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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

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toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

wow nice meme.. not

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
sorry your werent born white jigglemaster7, its p great, i'm a huge prick

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
white people own they are always trying to improve themselves instead of blaming random strangers and strawmen

no wonder the gulf keeps widening

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

sluggo is mad posted:

sorry your werent born white jigglemaster7, its p great, i'm a huge prick

True story I got pulled over by a cop a few weeks ago for speeding and he didn't give me a ticket. I was in fact speeding.



Privileged again!

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Chomp8645 posted:

True story I got pulled over by a cop a few weeks ago for speeding and he didn't give me a ticket. I was in fact speeding.



Privileged again!

cops are always saying to me "im gonna let you go because you're white" after i give them the secret wink

even black cops

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Every lady cop that has ever pulled me over let me go with nothing. Handsome privilege.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
im sorry





































that you suck :grin:


GBS KING :fyadride:
"and the kingin' is good!"

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord
I'm sorry you're brown OP.

Sincerely,
Whitey McCrackerson

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I'm sorry


































... you're not sucking my dick, you fuckman.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
No Waaagh! but the class Waaagh!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 18 minutes!
*Tries to hit 4 on the numpad to apologize but hits 6 instead

Time to die

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Feb 11, 2007

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I am truly sincerely and very sorry you were born

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Everything is gonna be all white.

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:
lmao at all the pigskin fucks getting triggered in here

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



I Love Jesus posted:

I'm latino. Eat my rear end.

Europa calls, lost son of Spain

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

I Love Jesus posted:

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say eat my rear end!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
apologize to me for your malfeasance

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I'm pretty sure a cop actually decided to not pull me over once because I'm white

Like, I was going slightly over the speed limit and a cop pulled right up next to me, looked over through the side windows to get a good look at me, and kept on driving

so either he was like "oh it's a white guy and his girlfriend, no big" or he was like "drat, that is far too fine a piece of rear end to sully with a speeding ticket"

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
As a Jew,

sofokles
Feb 7, 2004

Fuck this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu59WhIN8rk

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I apologize







For nothing :dukedog:

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
Im sorry
















For everything :smugface:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I'm sorry you have a problem with my skin color.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
I think if you will check, you will find us that nothing bad was ever done by Germans.

In other words: Not all white people are bad. Only the not-German ones. You definetly do deserve an apology from them, OP.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Im Irish and im apologising for nothing. In fact, send me food and toilet paper. And also send me one of your Gabrielle Union chicks some goon posted a photo of in another thread.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
After an immigrant group is here in America long enough they get to be white.

True story, just ask the Irish.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



No. Also, I'm voting 1.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
ICP

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



Hispanics are the next group in line to be white, after them are the Persians but only if they stop doing their weird Muslim thing

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Man Whore posted:

Hispanics are the next group in line to be white, after them are the Persians but only if they stop doing their weird Muslim thing
gently caress that. Most of the real whites have already left for the moon and if I'm not good enough to get on one of those spaceships like HELL am I letting anybody cut in line.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I'm not sorry, lmao. screw you ha ha hah ha

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

Man Whore posted:

Hispanics are the next group in line to be white, after them are the Persians but only if they stop doing their weird Muslim thing

can some1 explaint to me why somemany are down with persians and honorary whiteness. there are better candidates . turks are literally eurotrash peoples who just adopted steppe language and culture. then theres all the levantine arabs who are closer to europeans than iranians are genetially and physically

TheIllestVillain fucked around with this message at 08:24 on Sep 20, 2016

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I'm sorry you have a problem with my skin color.

Nah, just strip all of it off with a cheese grater then we 'coo

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

TheIllestVillain posted:

can some1 explaint to me why somemany are down with persians and honorary whiteness. there are better candidates . turks are literally eurotrash peoples who just adopted steppe language and culture. then theres all the levantine arabs who are closer to europeans than iranians are genetially and physically

I don't think these beliefs are based on anything resembling logic or evidence.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

TheIllestVillain posted:

can some1 explaint to me why somemany are down with persians and honorary whiteness. there are better candidates . turks are literally eurotrash peoples who just adopted steppe language and culture. then theres all the levantine arabs who are closer to europeans than iranians are genetially and physically

I think this stems back to old school racism. Speaking Indo European languages makes them somewhat more Aryan, just like the proverbial Aryans in India. Himmler and some other folks were really into Hinduism, too, because they considered it to be the most Aryan language.

Edit: In other words:

Jim Barris posted:

I don't think these beliefs are based on anything resembling logic or evidence.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Cons of being white:

-skin blemishes more obvious
-aging more pronounced
-other races want to probe you for weakness
-sun sensitivity/melanoma
-literal scourge of the human race

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
I think we should all try to break down racial barriers and listen to a crossover hit:

https://youtu.be/xvgCvT9xX7A

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Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

on the internet no one knows youre white

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