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Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Keg posted:

GBS hates women.

I like women. They're pretty and they usually smell nice. I guess I'm just not GBS material.

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Keg posted:

GBS hates women.

Surprised this keg hasn't burst open from all the bad posts it contains

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

1) how do you randomly come across this type of story

2) where can I read it

3) The hell with reading it. Did she take lots of pictures? :q:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I like women. I just know they are all pretending to be turned off by dudes doing gay stuff because they know they'd have to step up their beejer game.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Did you guys know QCS is filled with threads from people complaining about GBS? People who almost never post in GBS, they just read it obsessively to find something to complain about. I can't think of a worse way to spend my time than doing that.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


stop bad-shaming

it's not right to make a person feel bad, even if it stops them from doing something worse

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
what about fat sluts :confused:

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Uncle Wemus posted:

Slut shaming actually is good

How so?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Uncle Wemus posted:

Slut shaming actually is good

That a really fresh attitude, like it. :unsmith:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Trying to pick up womens at a local slut walk and none of 'em are having any of it. False advertisement I say!

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

*swipes right on 500 women in a row on tinder*
*match with a single, solitary woman whose bio says she's not looking for anything serious*

lmao what a slut, to be honest

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Sluts rule!

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Preoptopus posted:

Sluts rule!

Goons drool!

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Any kind of shaming is bad.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Manticorny posted:

No one should shame sluts. We would encourage them instead! Sluts are great. We should applaud their slutty ways and urge them toward new ways of expressing sluttiness. You have a guy friend who's feeling down? Offer a handjob! Or you could just let him feel your boobs. Sluttiness doesn't have to be all about sex, you see. We can encourage more casual expressions of sluttiness -- micro-affections, if you will. In conclusion, there is so much more territory to explore, when it comes to sluttiness. Don't stop the next sexual pioneer from sailing the slutty seas. Thank you and God bless.

I was with you until you started telling women to gently caress every sad man they know

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
ive hosed a couple girls who had chlamydia and didnt catch it so try having an immune system i guess lmao

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President
first they took the fats then they took the sluts..

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx
sluts rule

the disease free ones anyway

which I guess means none of them

in summation double bag a slut today

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I know sluts but don't know anyone who shames them.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Internaut! posted:

sluts rule

the disease free ones anyway

which I guess means none of them

in summation double bag a slut today

don't double bag. it's much less secure than single bagging- and feels better. the more you know.

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

Germstore posted:

it's much less secure than single bagging

is this legit true

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Internaut! posted:

is this legit true

Yes. The friction between the two condoms is much more likely to cause a failure in both than for a single condom to fail on its own.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Don't double up, it will mess you up.

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015
Everybody knows you're supposed to pull out and shoot it on her boobs like a gentleman

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Get a look at this dirty Op! Naughty little shitposters like you need to be punished with a 1 rating! :heysexy:

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.

SpaghetioSexNoises posted:

Everybody knows you're supposed to pull out and shoot it on her boobs like a gentleman

True sluts let you shoot wherever you want.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
condoms are tools of the patriarcy and moral panic propaganda free the dilz

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

Guy Goodbody posted:

I was with you until you started telling women to gently caress every sad man they know

But I'm sad and I'd like a slut friend who would do anything to cheer me up.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Sonofsilversign posted:

ive hosed a couple girls who had chlamydia and didnt catch it so try having an immune system i guess lmao

Omg the dude with the golden penis lol. :jerkbag:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
look at the loving camera honey

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Omg the dude with the golden penis lol. :jerkbag:

sorry a bunch of sex negatives scared you into wrapping up my dude

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

1) how do you randomly come across this type of story

2) where can I read it

It was on facebook from some USMC page I follow.

This isn't the exact article but here's one talking about it.

http://www.viralthread.com/soldier-who-found-his-wife-cheated-with-60-guys-shares-the-story-of-how-he-got-revenge/

Victis
Mar 26, 2008

GORDON posted:

It was on facebook from some USMC page I follow.

This isn't the exact article but here's one talking about it.

http://www.viralthread.com/soldier-who-found-his-wife-cheated-with-60-guys-shares-the-story-of-how-he-got-revenge/

Lol so it's some stdh.txt about an evil military wife cheating on one of America's Heroes

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Internaut! posted:

sluts rule

the disease free ones anyway

which I guess means none of them

in summation double bag a slut today

Must go shopping

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Sonofsilversign posted:

sorry a bunch of sex negatives scared you into wrapping up my dude

I wear condoms even when I'm not having sex. I don't want to ruin spontaneity or continuity. You never know sex can just pop up anytime and you don't want 30 seconds of 2 minutes to be fishing a sun-baked expired condom out of your glovebox to put a few millimeter piece of latex between you and what may/may not be a person who is for whatever reason oblivious to having clamidia. :shrug:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Sonofsilversign posted:

ive hosed a couple girls who had chlamydia and didnt catch it so try having an immune system i guess lmao

Lol at bragging about that

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I wear condoms even when I'm not having sex. I don't want to ruin spontaneity or continuity. You never know sex can just pop up anytime and you don't want 30 seconds of 2 minutes to be fishing a sun-baked expired condom out of your glovebox to put a few millimeter piece of latex between you and what may/may not be a person who is for whatever reason oblivious to having clamidia. :shrug:

haha your alright kid

Gaunab posted:

Lol at bragging about that

you on the other hand have obviously never lived in a city during a chlamydia epidemic and dont know ehat its like to be the only one smiling while everyone else is experiencing painful urination or whatever the symptoms are

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
cucky pizzone

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
post pictures of sluts ITT

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SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
I love sluts! Sluts rock! It's just, you know, it's just gotta be the right slut, you know?

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