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toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:





neck workouts daily or kill yourself

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
me reading this thread

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
small neck but a looooooooong pecker

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
qt i wish i looked like that

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
amazing what a few glamour shots can do to ur figure with the right lens type

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Thick neck broad shoulders crew checking in

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
young buck big slut checking in

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

me reading this thread:

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Son of Rodney posted:

me reading this thread:



u r quite the boner and will be culled i am sorry

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im built like a fickin giraffe

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

Parallax Scroll posted:

im built like a fickin giraffe

pitiful

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

hey go on a date with me when im healthy if ur name is caroline that wuld be our 3rd date

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
do my chin rolls count as neck meats

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

personable decorum posted:

amazing what a few glamour shots can do to ur figure with the right lens type

they say the camera adds ten pounds, but the truth is talent treats the cameramen like poo poo and they use the fatty lenses as revenge. then people started the saying and by that point women had already started to binge and purge to be on the covers of the magazines and poo poo and here we are today

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

personable decorum posted:

hey go on a date with me when im healthy if ur name is caroline that wuld be our 3rd date
How did you know jigglemaster's name?

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
i just hope some day photoshop can give me a monster hog in real life too

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

dookifex_maximus posted:

i just hope some day photoshop can give me a monster hog in real life too

i photoshopped my dick it looks crazy

would post but apparently even posting NSFW pics gets you banned

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


this is me irl

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

How did you know jigglemaster's name?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k4vTRIR5VQ&t=46s

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
Its hard to live life without a neck ok.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
butt poop fart rear end

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
We live in a world of many contrasts



AKA Pseudonym fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Sep 16, 2016

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
Great thread, op

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
For me to poop on

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:

Great thread, op

do you just sit there giggling to yourself sarcastically posting about how good my threads are you little poo poo i could snap your neck like a pencil

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

jigglemaster7 posted:

i photoshopped my dick it looks crazy

would post but apparently even posting NSFW pics gets you banned


ill brave it, here's an artists rendering of what I mean


:nws::nws:


it's not an edification for sexual congress its a literal monster dong that unmans your enemies, that's what im goin for

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois

jigglemaster7 posted:

do you just sit there giggling to yourself sarcastically posting about how good my threads are you little poo poo i could snap your neck like a pencil

You can snap my dick off in your rear end in a top hat you sexy little bitch

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Enfield posted:

butt poop fart rear end

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

everybody in my family got strong necks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jI-3zmFHt4&t=74s

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
in canada they just take pictures focused on large noses and draw racist court room caricatures of them

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

AKA Pseudonym posted:

We live in a world of many contrasts





:[

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

AKA Pseudonym posted:

We live in a world of many contrasts




In both cases their necks are thicker than their heads. So everybody's not so different after all :shobon:

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

AKA Pseudonym posted:

We live in a world of many contrasts





in the future technology will allow the first guy to give the second guy a neck vertebrae and they'll both live on with ease as handsome men

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
hi

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i am of course kidding, in the future 'fat neck' will be considered a known genetic defect despite no evidence suggesting it exists

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Has anyone said neck poop fart rear end yet?




GBs king :fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!!!!"

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I got a 19 inch neck. Same as my bicep size... Ladies.

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

frog animorph

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