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kik2dagroin posted:The great thing about this thread is if you listen to the Knowledge Fight podcast they do a great takedown of Alex Jones and how he meekly tried to placate the insurrectionists despite agitating for an insurrection for months leading up to Jan 6th. Is it weird that the one thing that sticks out to me the most is this sig line? I am trying to figure out what it could refer to, and each idea seems delightfully more insane than the last: quote:TX all you have to do is send an email to principal with a witness included on the communication.
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Here's some music even the Freepers would say is good, powerful, and holy anti-Satanic rock (skip to 1:14) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoAGasPLh30
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Twelve by Pies posted:I guess I'm not surprised Freep is in favor of the Kent State massacre, but still, gently caress. How about "There were fires for DAYS at Kent State before the National Guard returned fire that day." To where? The grassy knoll? The book depository?
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Willatron posted:I, too, choose to believe Jesus was just trying to make sure he didn't get a boner to keep up the "Divine Being" thing. Apropos of nothing, an old friend of mine, a liberal Lutheran, once told me that he believed that Jesus got morning wood. If Jesus didn't, his reasoning went, then there was no way Jesus was truly flesh incarnate.
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I already knew they were unhinged but a YouTube channel with a self-proclaimed time traveler? Attention all goons! I come from the year 2039 and must warn you of your future! Because Lowtax has sold SA to Jeffrey of YOSPOS instead of to Goldbelly Cookies, the Islamic Caliphate will sweep over the western world in a wave mere years from now! The only way to avoid this timeline from coming to pass is to make me an admin and, um, reverse the losses Goonfleet has suffered in Eve of late!
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Zeroisanumber posted:For India it's estimated that England stole about $10 trillion My dear goon, I don't think you're applying credits offsetting storage fees for all the cultural artifacts that the Brits nobly and unilaterally kept safe in the British Museum and other such institutions. That's got to take the number down significantly.
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Neito posted:I'm not sure how much he's involved with Family Guy writing anymore, but The Orville has been pretty clean of anything like that, though there's some back and forth about the Mocklan Baby storyline.... If anything, the Moclan society storylines are anti-conversion and pro-trans allegories. I'm not sure how one could in good faith see it as "back and forth" rather than one side of the argument is made by intolerant fuckheads who have no place in enlightened society, and in fact the show acknowledges this by saying that they're forced to accept the Moclans' bullshit because of the existential threat they can't fight without their arms industry. I'll say it: Orville Season 2 is good TNG with just a little too heavy a finger on the comedy scale at times, and that occasionally excessive comedy is cheap jokes (a robot hanging around in a sleeveless t-shirt) rather than regressive jokes. MacFarlane has matured as a writer and producer.
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Albino Squirrel posted:I mean, I would certainly hope we'd got HCl to disappear from the medical scene. A large part of gastroenterology is trying to reduce the amount of hydrochloric acid your stomach makes. They're probably talking about Hydroxychloroquine when they say HCL, I'm guessing. Unless  ?
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quote:Someone once said to me that with the thousands of laws on the books, both federal and state, it’s almost impossible to get in your car, drive to the market, take a walk across the street and purchase a newspaper, without breaking some law or at least a municipal ordinance. After all, Leftists = ANTIFA, and ANTIFA broke into the Capitol and/or hypnotized all those brave patriots into rushing in at the invitation of Capitol Police, I can never keep track of all the magic powers the Left has.
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Captain Log posted:Best case scenario, they manage to torpedo each other in the run-up to the general and one of them runs as an independent. If Trump gets the nomination, then DeSantis falls in line and waits for 2028. If DeSantis gets the nod, then in the worst case Trump slags him five times a day using that ad hominem invective he does so well, and in the best case splits off and runs as an independent.
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Scratch Monkey posted:I assume Ye is the “negro” but who is the Mexican and who is the queer? Fuentes and Milo?
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Speaking of names, San FECESco is one of those ones that's so childish I can't but smile at it.
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Dec 13, 2022 16:55
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Scratch Monkey posted:So what you're saying is that men need to go their own way? I read that more as the basis of forming a cult. Get all the brainwashed women you want!
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Well, when you think about it, Mary Magdalene was sort of like a porn star so it's exactly the same thing, Q.E.D., wrap it up, and what about the real issue, Hunter's laptop?
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Holy gently caress, I think that Lizzo hate contains the worst sentences I've ever seen on Freep, and that's saying something. I'd quote it to mock it but some of it's so vile I can't copy & paste it. I'm like seriously disturbed by those posts, and it's not like I'm a huge Lizzo stan or anything. It's just so vile. There's that word again but so few others fit.
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Jun 5, 2023 22:23
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That last one is something else. "Masters raping slaves was a good thing because it led to new life -- well, new slaves to serve those masters." I mean, I don't think that was the intent behind the argument but it is the inescapable conclusion.
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Not only do they think this is a rite of passage, but if they answered honestly they’d probably say it ought to be a right of passage. Girls on the other hand need purity rings and daddy-daughter homecomings, of course. Their girls, at least.
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Nitrousoxide posted:How does Freep feel about gunpowder and the moveable type being Chinese inventions that (slowly) filtered their way west? Three guesses, and if your answer doesn't earn you a ban+30 it's not authentic enough to be a Freep response.
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kik2dagroin posted:The decline of the American mall has left just 700 still standing. Soon there may be just 150 left.
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Oct 17, 2023 16:53
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quote:Yes and yes. Trump will get a third term because he dissolved the US Corporation and its now defunct. Trump is serving his 1st term now as 19th President of the original united states. The fake Biden is being allowed to preside over a bankrupt corporation and a bunch of empty buildings.
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SwingShift posted:I also love how sad that person is about grocery outlet advertising in Spanish. Oh no! Spanish speaking people ringing up my reasonably priced groceries! How will I ever cope? Freep: Business = good! (except when it tries to attract THOSE types of customers! Better to let their
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Clarste posted:Freep hates trains for being socialist, I presume. Except for the trains that'll take "illegal aliens," commies, pinkos, intellectuals, left-wingers, city-dwellers, pink-hairs, and the like to the special "FEMA camps" Trump will establish in his third Prediction: a Freeper will in the not too distant future call for special emergency camps for "dissidents and traitors" against the republic, citing as a positive the concentration camps established for Japanese and Japanese-Americans in the 40s.
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predicto posted:“ I have family in El Paso, and they say it’s been like a war zone there. ” IIRC it’s something like 85% Latinx by population, which means by Freep statistics 2 out of every 3 people you meet there are high-ranking members of MS-13.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Have you heard the parable of the Oven of Dalereed? He laid down and died in the street for the sins of Freep!
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My favorite is a tossup between the guy who doesn't understand that at the appeals level, there is no jury ("Keep quiet. Appeal. If he gets descent judge and jury then it won’t stand.") and the guy who thinks appellate justices control the lives of trial judges ("This should be absolutely spiked by the appeals court, and they should go so far as to put the Judge in prison for proceeding with this farce."). I'm not sure the second one is meant as an exaggeration, but rather that the poster believes that they can hold the judge in super-contempt or something for erring so badly. Just a whole lot of nonsense of all different colors and stripes throughout most of the posts, with a healthy seasoning of Gravy SEALS nonsense (calling for a revolution over this). The only ones who are talking sense are those who are regretting that Trump can't keep his big mouth shut and/or hire competent help.
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kik2dagroin posted:The Democrat Nazis fly the queer flag on the WH pole atop Old Glory. I decided to "fact-check" this, knowing already that it was a Freeper delusion (possibly borne of hyperbole once upon a time, but now believed). Nothing about the rainbow flag that I saw, but one of the first results: Biden WH returns POW-MIA flag to main flagpole (under the US flag), reversing a Trump-era policy change. Today I learned their orange demigod showed his respect for the US military by moving the POW-MIA flag to a secondary flagpole. But that's all right and makes sense; Trump likes soldiers who weren't captured. And the dead ones are losers and suckers anyway.
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From the Freep dump on the beheading, the funniest bit was:quote:I sometimes smell second-hand pot smoke as I walk the streets of Los Angeles. Dude, I remember back in the early 90s I was walking through a middle class mall in the Dallas area with a couple of younger cousins and it got really loud all of a sudden, and all three of us joked about it. This was over 30 years ago in an enclosed public space in a state where pot is not yet legal. Yet you occasionally get a whiff of the jazz cabbage when you're out and about in California, and you felt the need to post about it? This is some quality pearl clutching. I know the subtextual payload of the statement is supposed to be, "Look at the rampant depravity of this Blue State Hell, where we're one step away from cats and dogs sleeping together," but, umm, good on you, I guess, for not staying 24/7 in your fortified underground Freep bunker!
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From the Rolling Stone story just linked (can't go back and see who was quoted b/c I closed it and am now out of free views): "They are a means of virtue signaling. It’s like wearing a medical mask in public after Covid." "After Covid" sounds like the money shot but it's not for my recent experience. I was just in Dallas for a month for visiting family and then for an unfortunate family tragedy. I caught a cold near the end, and so I wore a KN95 mask while sick around town and on the flight back to Seattle. The amount of mean mugging I caught from people was astonishing. Occasionally here in the Emerald City you'll catch a side-eye with a mask (which I wear whenever I take public transport), but this was night and day. I'm surprised no one said anything to me about it, but I only wore it for about four days total. If it had been a week, then by probability I should have gotten comments... Freepers (and a lot of unthinking conservatives) -- you're just wearing that to virtue signal! "Should I *cough cough* remove it?" Get away from me! Where's my ivermectin????
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McGlockenshire posted:This is your brain on god. Any questions?
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VitalSigns posted:I get being against spending another kajillion dollars on another pointless war, but I don't get denying Russia invaded Ukraine. There are educated Americans who defended -- at the time! -- Russia's invasion of the Crimea because it had only recently been ceded to Ukraine and, in terms of realpolitik, Russia was not going to stop until they got a warm-water port. I have a feeling that some of these wingnuts would say the same thing about the current invasion of Ukraine: it's traditionally Russian territory that's in active revolution and must be retaken. You wouldn't have let the South declared independence and gone their own way, would you?
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VitalSigns posted:I'm not coming in hot. The mixing up of the presidents of Egypt and Mexico, as well as saying Mitterrand for Macron, seem to be slips of the tongue. When talking at work among colleagues, or even presenting to clients, I've made similar slips. Everybody does it; past presidents have done so regularly. He does seem to be a bit more doddering lately, though, and some of the allegations around dates are concerning.
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Neo Rasa posted:I can't even imagine being 70+ years old and even remotely THINKING about wanting or feeling obligated to do any work at all tbf Now how about being hustled out of bed at 2am into the situation room because some missionaries got grabbed by Boko Haram or something and now you've got to be up for the next 36 hours through the rescue mission's planning, approval, and execution? I'm starting to think Trump might be the superior candidate because he limited his presidenting to five hours a day (including lunch), five days a week. Keeps a guy young and fresh.
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Kudos on spotting that, Leminscate Blue! My eye slid over it. All Putin's heavies think they're Steppenwolf but they're actually Kalibak -- the animated version Does that make Obama Highfather in Freep mythology? Is Trump G. Gordon Godfrey? Or is he not talented a demagogue enough?
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Scratch Monkey posted:in freep world if you don't like how a judge rules against you you can just sue him and the prosecutor. they are very smart Don't forget about getting them disbarred!
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quote:Abolish all agencies associated with...banking. "In the before times, Ma, we'd have been FDIC-insured. But I'm sure President Trump will extend us a personal loan so we don't starve. Remember, small government is a good thing for some reason."
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Someone post that study on Freep about how half of undocumented immigrants to the US are visa overstayers. Let's set up squares on liberal media lies, they're the good ones, my grandparents immigrated that way not by crossing a river, they're not stealing are jerbs, etc. We can have a contest! I'm not sure if whiplash about half of undocumented immigrants not coming across the Rio Grande would provoke contrariness for the sake of it, or if they would just conclude that all of them would vote Democrat and thus should be strung up.
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I'm laughing at "Spook codes 33 and 13. See them often in headlines and news stories" in that poster's sig line. Assuming that they mean spook=spy (not a certainty when dealing with Freep), why would any intelligence operative in the western world need to have vague messages passed through newspapers? Umm, what about dummy email accounts? The only drawback to that is deniability, and it's not like they can make you unlock your phone without doing the same things they'd do to get secrets out of you anyway (imprisonment, torture, etc.). On the other hand, perhaps my impulse to laugh is ungenerous in the face of untreated mental illness.
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Xiahou Dun posted:It was totally thing! It just was in poo poo like personal ads instead of headlines. And also from back when 3 Days of the Condor was in theaters. Oh, I know. But this Freeper at least (and I'm sure others) believe the Soros-Bezos controlled media is sending messages in major news stories to activate sleeper agents and give them instructions. E.g., "Ex-President" = "Attn.: False-flag ANTIFA and FBI agents!" "Donald J. Trump" = "Prepare to infiltrate peaceful, sensible-sounding MAGA rally" "Sticks foot in mouth" = "And cause lots of trouble, proceeding to violence if possible." "Again" = "Don't forget to abort a baby before you leave for fun!"
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soviet elsa posted:I'll ignore the racism for the time being, and wonder for a moment how and why the demonkkkraps decided the best way to deliver their parting shot at Mitch McConnell was to hack his sister-in-law's car. Hillary would never do such a goofy murder. Wake up, sheeple! It's Killery Klingon and her goons getting two birds with one stone! She was also generating bad publicity for Elon Musk, the man who dares to speak the truth, since he left the DemonRAT party!
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