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looks like Chris browns "y'all can suck a fart out of my rear end for all I care" and denver fenton allen's "suck my dick you fuckman" have some company in the "cool fuckin poo poo to say to nerds who should step the gently caress off" department: "why don't you lick me where i fart?" but would you believe that instead of a violent serial domestic abuser or an alleged jailhouse killer, this extraordinary burn was uttered by a frumpo "secondary school" teacher??? (pm me if you can explain to me what secondary school is, in America we have different school) http://huff.to/2cVkeH1 (that's a link to the newspaper article story) this is some cool story out of canada that was smeared across my fassbook today. A grody teacher said some shockingly bad stuff to her students, calling them gay bitches and pedophiles and whatnot. i've bolded her choicest most primo quotes below in this very well written newspaper article from the Huffingpost Times electric newspaper. quote:A high school English teacher in Dunnville, Ontario, has been suspended for a month without pay after allegedly using words that would never appear on a vocabulary test. wow. this ball-hitting dick-joke-cracking prof sounds like my kinda teacher! i especially like the newspaper journalism authors observation that she said "words that would never appear on a vocabulary test". very clever observation!! Anyhow, I hope you guys will help me welcome this new "catch" phrase to the internet. We're important again as we all learned this morning so let's put this status to good use by saying "why don't you lick me where i fart" as much as you can especially on your friends fassbooks and twitters
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:11 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:52 |
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Here's my opinion on your thread: *Fart*
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:13 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Here's my opinion on your thread: are you offering me a place to lick :bigtran:
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:16 |
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i flunked fartholing 101
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:16 |
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my girl friend farted in my mouth when I was kissing her butt, i do not recommend it
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:17 |
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your girl friend sounds like a dick
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:18 |
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imagine having to lick that woman's butthole.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:19 |
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Vastarien posted:
I bet it tastes like mayonnaise.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:21 |
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I think it's fine
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:21 |
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Someone clearly needs to buy her an account.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:21 |
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Vastarien posted:
lol godbless you bad judgement woman
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:21 |
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Vastarien posted:
I've done worse.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:22 |
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VendaGoat posted:I bet it tastes like mayonnaise. Soulless mayonnaise.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:22 |
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:Soulless mayonnaise. Is there any other kind?
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:25 |
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Vastarien posted:
not a fartplace I'd like to put my tongue but I guess never say never???
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:25 |
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why would fart never appear on a vocabulary test its an important and useful word
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:25 |
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VendaGoat posted:Is there any other kind? mayos good, dope
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:26 |
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Technically every sexually aware child IS a pedophile! Makes you think, those sick fuckers spend all day with our children!!!!
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:26 |
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sofokles posted:why would fart never appear on a vocabulary test I assume bc it's so easy to spell, not tricky like camouflage or opthalmologist
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:27 |
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Gatekeeper posted:mayos good, dope I prefer Miracle Whip.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:28 |
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VendaGoat posted:I prefer Miracle Whip. flyover bs, yuckers
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:33 |
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Vastarien posted:
I read the OP. Got a semi. Scrolled down. Now I'm going to have mental scars for the rest of my life. Why did you do this to me, OP? Such hopes! Such dreams! For naught! NAUGHT, I SAY!
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:35 |
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Gatekeeper posted:I assume bc it's so easy to spell, not tricky like camouflage or opthalmologist phart
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:39 |
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teacher looks like boglin, resorts to hurling gbs insults to vent sexual frustration teacher is hot and knows it, fucks kid but gets caught theres a lesson in all this and its that USA is still #1
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:45 |
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big shags posted:teacher looks like boglin, resorts to hurling gbs insults to vent sexual frustration I used to sleep w a girl who looked like this (no headband tho ) and she had one eye that would go lazy as heck because she was alwYs sniffing markers and the more shed sniff the more her eye would drift off She's a lawyer now and doesn't gently caress me anymore
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:50 |
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Gatekeeper posted:I used to sleep w a girl who looked like this (no headband tho ) and she had one eye that would go lazy as heck because she was alwYs sniffing markers and the more shed sniff the more her eye would drift off was her name maggie lizer
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:08 |
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I've not noticed much phart porn out there Is it there if I look for it? Someone with Bing as their homepage pls let me know
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:26 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Here's my opinion on your thread: It's almost as if, if you work out your bum and are proud of it and it's clean people will lick it. If you have very little hygiene or brains and fall for Fart Fetish Romance trolls like OP then obviously you become obsessed with licking rear end and poo poo because it's become your profession. If you're insecure, then you just lie about it or embellish it into a troll about other people's asses because you're embarrassed of yourself. This is also called projecting.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:31 |
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and if you're a broken speak n spell you rereg to post about projecting pharts
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:01 |
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it's amazing how quick a diet clean up can clean up ur body? right. quit eating ice cream and soy etc.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:22 |
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prison is fun posted:it's amazing how quick a diet clean up can clean up ur body? right. quit eating ice cream and soy etc. wrong again fucko soy is good
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:43 |
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i want tits and a dope fartbox
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:44 |
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im so glad im not you you dairy queen loving russian bride
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:45 |
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i wanna lick dare where he thinks
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:47 |
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mindsex? with me? i am just an unpolite nword polock
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:48 |
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in the old days I would have give you q BLT if you know whqt I meqn with extrq mqyors
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:49 |
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trip report: like an orange flavored cat giving birth on the keyboard of my mind
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:49 |
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correcting grammar isnt a bit. u chasing down a guy and then murdering him for triggering u in cuba when drunk is psycho poo poo only psychos will appreciate just sayin ray
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:50 |
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This lady is clearly a victim of PC culture run amok!
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:52 |
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prison is fun posted:correcting grammar isnt a bit. u chasing down a guy and then murdering him for triggering u in cuba when drunk is psycho poo poo only psychos will appreciate just sayin ray Ahahahaha now who's the racist you franklin delano hatecrime?????
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:54 |