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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Heh I guess I had kingly privileges, I was able to peruse the forums all day today. :grin:

GBs king :fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!!!!"

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
nice job kinging jerk

Day one: mumphs declares himself king

Day two: forums down for ever

Day three: let's pick a new king bc mumphrey blew it big time

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!
Servers were DDoSed cause someone finally decided to try stopping you from posting, at least for a while.
I for once commend whoever was doing that.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Not my king

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
dont bring jerry mumphrey into this

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
If you guys didn't vote you have no reason to complain :colbert:



GBs king :fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!!!!"

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
no taxation with out representation!

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!
At least the King is about as good at posting as the majority of GBS posters, keeping the quality of GBS consistent.

Flarpy
Aug 13, 2016

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Heh I guess I had kingly privileges, I was able to peruse the forums all day today. :grin:

So it was you all along.
Maybe ease up a bit on the f5:ing?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
jerry mumphrey inherits some honorary crown you can not possibly gently caress up and boy did he find a way to gently caress it up royally. question is now are we gonna execute him or let him rot in prison? :shrug:

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!

Flarpy posted:

So it was you all along.
Maybe ease up a bit on the f5:ing?

Actually, his mum just sat on the servers and crushed them. That's why they were down.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Jack Trades posted:

Actually, his mum just sat on the servers and crushed them. That's why they were down.

Along with her drawers.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
The mumph in the iron mask

Lock his rear end up and replace him with someone with the same av

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Did you not notice the forums being down because what you think you see is just all in your mind





This would explain your posts

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Woah woah fellas this all seems very hasty we had a lot of fun times no reason to throw it all away :)



GBs king :fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!!!!"

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Wowbagger2004 posted:

Did you not notice the forums being down because what you think you see is just all in your mind





This would explain your posts

Nice burn potsy!



GBs king :fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!!!!"

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i dump the entire forums to a local harddisk every hour on the hour so i always have a pretty fresh copy to browse whenever lowtax's lovely servers inevitably tank under some script kiddie's loic botnet pressure

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
eat my butt, op

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!

thathonkey posted:

i dump the entire forums to a local harddisk every hour on the hour so i always have a pretty fresh copy to browse whenever lowtax's lovely servers inevitably tank under some script kiddie's loic botnet pressure

I'm sorry that your harddrives have a million forms of cancer.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

lowtax crying about having no money when fyad just went and chain probated a ton of heavy users while the mods cheered them on... dgaf but it's not exactly gonna keep people coming back here.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Gatekeeper posted:

nice job kinging jerk

Day one: mumphs declares himself king

Day two: forums down for ever

Day three: let's pick a new king bc mumphrey blew it big time

you still (and have always had) :fyadride: KING OF GBS

the once and future king (of GBS)

:fyadride: KING OB GBS

"it's COOL to be :fyadride: KING OF GBS"

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
what loyal lineage grants you kinghood of gbs??
dump tea in the harbor imo

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
a second plane has hit the servers!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

opus111 posted:

lowtax crying about having no money when fyad just went and chain probated a ton of heavy users while the mods cheered them on... dgaf but it's not exactly gonna keep people coming back here.

Terrorism doesn't work on gbs we are gluttons for pain




GBs king :fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!!!!"

~and in the night a powerful figure appeared holding a mighty sword and brilliant crest.
~all hail the king of gbs!
:fyadride:

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
The server shut down because we weren't making enough good posts

I'm sorry, but this is on all of us

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Eventually this forum will be nothing but Gurf, Dare, and Jon Pop

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

a bone to pick posted:

Eventually this forum will be nothing but Gurf, Dare, and Jon Pop

An me, I shall never waiver I am the king



GBs king :fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!!!!"

~and in the night a powerful figure appeared holding a mighty sword and brilliant crest.
~all hail the king of gbs!
:fyadride:

prison is fun
Sep 17, 2016

by Smythe

the great deceiver posted:

dont bring jerry mumphrey into this

Jerry did nothing wrong. I blame GaterKreeper and FYAD company more.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
can I be king next

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILVfzx5Pe-A

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

prison is fun posted:

Jerry did nothing wrong. I blame GaterKreeper and FYAD company more.

Dare we should make a web comic together





GBs king :fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!!!!"

~and in the night a powerful figure appeared holding a mighty sword and brilliant crest.
~all hail the king of gbs!
:fyadride:

prison is fun
Sep 17, 2016

by Smythe

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Dare we should make a web comic together





GBs king :fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!!!!"

~and in the night a powerful figure appeared holding a mighty sword and brilliant crest.
~all hail the king of gbs!
:fyadride:

I want a date with hth on her motorbike. Just 1 ride come on. Ill make your webcomic about my horrible autistic e-bullied life for sure. It's got to have a section on TBI awareness and prevention, though. Like a section on never trusting craigslist or goons.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

prison is fun posted:

I want a date with hth on her motorbike. Just 1 ride come on. Ill make your webcomic about my horrible autistic e-bullied life for sure. It's got to have a section on TBI awareness and prevention, though. Like a section on never trusting craigslist or goons.

All these requests seem very reasonable, deal. Pm me the first comic panel plz




GBs king :fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!!!!"

~and in the night a powerful figure appeared holding a mighty sword and brilliant crest.
~all hail the king of gbs!
:fyadride:

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Heh I guess I had kingly privileges, I was able to peruse the forums all day today. :grin:

GBs king :fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!!!!"

sorry you blew it first day on the job kingin, frankly ou dont have the "right stuff"

ill just have to be king since nobody else has a) eaten as much royal jelly or b) is as admired and revered

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
The King is Just. The King is wise.

BTW are there any openings for a Grand Vizier?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

H.H posted:

The King is Just. The King is wise.

BTW are there any openings for a Grand Vizier?

thanks shoot me a resume ill make sure it gets to the top of the vizier pile

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
gonna need a urine sample so just go ahead and spray all over d&d

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

H.H posted:

The King is Just. The King is wise.

BTW are there any openings for a Grand Vizier?

You're hired cause I don't know what that is




GBs king :fyadride:
"And the kingin is good!!!!"

~and in the night a powerful figure appeared holding a mighty sword and brilliant crest.
~all hail the king of gbs!
:fyadride:

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
Cool. any good emoticon u think i should adopt as my insignia?

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prison is fun
Sep 17, 2016

by Smythe

H.H posted:

Cool. any good emoticon u think i should adopt as my insignia?

What is a word as good as vizier and abilitation??? I'm just gonna be an abilitation king okay. Okay..

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