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vargas
Sep 18, 2016

by zen death robot
i DDoS'd facebook and all my hs acquaintances once it was fun

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Harveygod posted:

Remember when Dukat broke formation and joined forces with The Dominion and then declared war on the Federation?

That, but with Dare and Star Citizen.

this makes me kira :(

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

vargas posted:

i DDoS'd facebook and all my hs acquaintances once it was fun

you ddos'ed a minor's privates once too, did you tell the judge how fun it was?

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016
someone accidentally typed "2016" instead of "2006" into their botnet ten years ago

alternatively

it's a conspiracy with Lowtax trying to get twitter followers so he can be verified

vargas
Sep 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Gatekeeper posted:

you ddos'ed a minor's privates once too, did you tell the judge how fun it was?

she wasn't a minor lol y is nero lying again gently caress her god drat

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


BigBadSteve posted:

Lowtax didn't pay Doobie this month, so Doobie hired the black lady hacker from the north to gently caress up the forums.

This looks like the work of some real bad froggers

vargas
Sep 18, 2016

by zen death robot

The Tao Jones posted:

This looks like the work of some real bad froggers

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

Wizard Master posted:

This is one of the things I don't like about GBS, you can never get a straight answer, instead it's a bunch of nerds who think they're so funny but they're not.

ur right. What we need is more quality content like threads dedicated to decade old memes. white washing rappers seems like a good start.

joke_explainer
Dec 28, 2011


it was ISIS, perpetrated by known ISIS agent jon pop

to be fair, even ISIS feels a little squeamish associating with that guy

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

joke_explainer posted:

it was ISIS, perpetrated by known ISIS agent jon pop

to be fair, even ISIS feels a little squeamish associating with that guy

Please do not slander jon pop. For all his faults, he was still capable of being funny and actually made an effort to entertain and please others

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Gatekeeper posted:

this makes me kira :(

Regular Kira or bisexual mirror Kira?

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
mods knew

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

Wizard Master posted:

This is one of the things I don't like about GBS, you can never get a straight answer, instead it's a bunch of nerds who think they're so funny but they're not.

The Sweetling
May 13, 2005

BOOMSHAKALAKA
Fun Shoe

Good Grief
Sep 18, 2016

by Smythe

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Back in the day goons would be kicking the tip of 4 chans dick off or whoever did this but you guys are too busy joking about king lowtax and his public shaming on twitter

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Some guy at Cloudflare did it so that Lowtax would be forced to spend time with him while he fixed the forum, negging lowtax while talking about how his company is so much better than other providers.

Classic Nice Guy PUA move.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Sunswipe posted:

Regular Kira or bisexual mirror Kira?

both, simultaneously :smithicide:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
YOSPOS, in an attempt to recapture the zeitgeist.

Godmode Enabled
Jul 14, 2013

I AM A BETAGOON, ASK ME ABOUT PROPER GRIEF TO CASH RATIOS.
Star Citizen Jihadist. :v:
Though bucket of deplorables is also a decent answer.

It's ok though. I always like a excuse to use this gif

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


Where does Dare get all his rereg money? Does he steal credit cards?

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Constant chargebacks, probably

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
We posted some really bad truths about Hillary Clinton and they needed a minute to compose their narrative.

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

Bunch of athiests used science against us to get back at top position in the most-hated power rankings i bet

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Wizard Master posted:

This is one of the things I don't like about GBS, you can never get a straight answer, instead it's a bunch of nerds who think they're so funny but they're not.

Get a grip of yourself, man. Fact is that we just don't know right now. There are multiple possibilities and Rich is working with the FBI to find out what is going on and establish all the facts.

It could have been Dare, who did it as revenge for goons nearly beating him to death with pipes.

Could be the Chinese government trying to shut down the China thread, for hurting their feelings.

Could be the tanning salon where the attack originated doing viral marketing.

Could be a thousand different things, we just don't know.

If you have any information that could help, send them to anonyoumous.tips@fbi.org with the subject 9/17 Kyanka Attacks

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
probably some troublemakers from fark imo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Godmode Enabled posted:

Star Citizen Jihadist. :v:
Though bucket of deplorables is also a decent answer.

It's ok though. I always like a excuse to use this gif


best post in the thread

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

The real answer is that Lowtax attacked himself and it was an inside job to get Dare to buy more accounts.

nobody speak
Sep 18, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois
darklord is a lovely copywriter and tribes player gently caress this arrogant one dimensional one trick pony and his clique of elitist noobies

nobody speak
Sep 18, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r31DFrFs5A

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Serious question, how is Dare not a hobo yet? Aren't mentally ill people put out on the street to drink themselves to death in the US? Even worse, he has all that money to put into the lowtax college fund. What is going on?

nobody speak
Sep 18, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois

waitwhatno posted:

Serious question, how is Dare not a hobo yet? Aren't mentally ill people put out on the street to drink themselves to death in the US? Even worse, he has all that money to put into the lowtax college fund. What is going on?

dare sobers up well on meth and coke and pcp and dmt mixed

various doses of tren and anavar

nobody speak
Sep 18, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois
growth hormones

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
a memegenerator image macro op?

what is this, 2006?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

nobody speak posted:

dare sobers up well on meth and coke and pcp and dmt mixed

various doses of tren and anavar

Dare, how can you afford housing and lowtax expenses? This is really fascinating to me.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Harveygod posted:

Lowtax: Keep your beard but shave your head. That's how Sisko did it.

Shmorky can come back as Odo, since he's at least one kind of "fluid".

what was the appeal of deep space nine

like seriously it sounded boring compared to the others

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

That Robot posted:

what was the appeal of deep space nine

like seriously it sounded boring compared to the others

It shat all over how bad the federation was, and Ferengi own.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

waitwhatno posted:

Dare, how can you afford housing and lowtax expenses? This is really fascinating to me.

I think he just does chargebacks on forums gift certs

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

That Robot posted:

what was the appeal of deep space nine

like seriously it sounded boring compared to the others

It's star trek but without any of the optimism, which appeals to misanthropic goons

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