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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
0

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

undefined

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
all 11 of my confirmed kills are documented on my linkedin profile

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Can we count fetuses

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Teflon Don posted:

Can we count fetuses

In that case 2

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

how many billions of lives have we wiped off into tissues and old socks

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
classified

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I murder pussy every night

so probably in the thousands

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



I killed a rat that was raiding our coffee supply at Camp Vance back in '12. They called me a hero, but I felt nothing.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
not enough

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
420:69

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

drat dude, mine's only a paltry 14:88

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
congrats on having KDRs better than Chris Kyle

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

tbh if you're still alive you have a better kdr than Chris Kyle because in the end not being dead is the only stat that matters

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

blazeing w/ hitler posted:

Sudden movement on the rooftops -- I zoomed in my M16A14 w/ A Cog and fired off a sick double tap on some insurgent wearing velcro shoes, his body sort of just went limp why running & then fell off the roof onto the street lmao. Then I felt sick to by tummy, thinking wow, I just.. killed someone, but I ate a spoiled MRE earlier haha, killing people is loving cool and Im never eading Jambalaya MRE again

TPSDude
Apr 7, 2011

Tank Goon
Artillery observers only get the spotting bonus.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I've blown countless loads in portashitters, so I'm probably in the billions or trillions

Edit:

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

how many billions of lives have we wiped off into tissues and old socks

gently caress should've paid closer attention before posting

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
^puttin' ice caps on turd mountain

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
I just helped make the boat go, but then it went and blew up a bunch of Libyan AA sites so :shrug:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The mutha fuckin king of dust2 rite here

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

MurderBot posted:

I murder pussy every night

so probably in the thousands

Stole my line...

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
really surprised no one posted Kyle

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
also you can't be undefined since death is certain

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Third World Reggin posted:

also you can't be undefined since death is certain
Not yet dead. Can't divide by zero.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

0/4 but only because the other team was spawn camping.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~


Clearly fake, Jambalaya was awesome.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
(18,000,000 lbs of JP8):(My joy and happiness)

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Need a rules check.

If you get resuscitated does it count as a death?

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Genocide Tendency posted:

Need a rules check.

If you get resuscitated does it count as a death?

no, but your ally gets one in the Revive column

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
1 kinda

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Do radios count?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
it's been dangerously close to 0-1 from time to time but thats usually because i'm afk

i keep running out of the boundaries


I cant make this joke work I'm going for a suicide angle here. pretend i posted the mash song and a catchphrase press [F]

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Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
as a former marsoc marine 1337:0

cause im leet like jeff k

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