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Bob Ross Nuke Test
Jul 12, 2016

by Games Forum
Keep hearing friends talk about this new thing called "adulting". Thought they meant adultery and were all loving each others neighbors, but I guess they're just really proud of being able to tie their shoes and pay the rent before they get evicted. :confuoot:

Do you "Adult"? Do you think that "Adulting" heralds the downfall of our civilization, or a sign that the party era of the 90's has finally ended and this shiftless millennial crowd is developing some self respect?

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im doin this right now

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
An infuriating phrase

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Grill yourself op

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Chinatown posted:

im doin this right now



Holy gently caress, how did you get your hands on alien jerky, isn't th at insanely top secret???

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
I adulted your mom op

Bob Ross Nuke Test
Jul 12, 2016

by Games Forum

Chinatown posted:

im doin this right now



Looks more like you're truckin', if you know what I mean. :clint:

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Or maybe I'm thinking of pop secret... I'm loving blasted RN.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
im coffeeing and cerealing
nouns as verbs look how cute we are

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Fart cum out of your rear end in a top hat

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
im making GBS threads

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
If you are a beatweaver, OP, I assume you cuck your husband.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
your friends are manchildren. :sever:

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
a term like "adulting" gets made when being responsible becomes the rare option and peter pan living becomes the norm because we have reached the pinnacle of leisure society

not saying this is a bad thing

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Rape Stink posted:

Fart cum out of your rear end in a top hat

this guy gets millennials I think this was a Girls episode even

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
anyone want to go out and get piss drunk and do drugs all night and then "work from home" tomorrow?

i have no kids, wife or mortgage!

modern living

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Ork of Fiction posted:

Holy gently caress, how did you get your hands on alien jerky, isn't th at insanely top secret???

eat fresh

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Using nouns/adjectives as verbs has been an obnoxious thing middle class jerk offs have done for decades but if one young person does it on the Internet in gonna have a fuckin stroke I swear to god

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Adulting means firing off 70% of every paycheck to get the bills off my back

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
slowly I begin to poo poo

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Robot Pride posted:

a term like "adulting" gets made when being responsible becomes the rare option and peter pan living becomes the norm because we have reached the pinnacle of leisure society

not saying this is a bad thing
when you dont take care of yourself you can only really socialize with other people who dont take care of themselves and even that becomes too much work
but theres always the internet and we know where that leads
5 years later and these people will be pushing for furry rights

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
If you're an adult, you need to eat Progresso Soup FYI. If you do not eat it, and say, eat Campbell's, you are a literal child.

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006

shoophobo posted:

slowly I begin to poo poo

wondering where this is gonna go

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit

Billmac posted:

wondering where this is gonna go

Probably on your mom's chest.

Bob Ross Nuke Test
Jul 12, 2016

by Games Forum

Billmac posted:

wondering where this is gonna go

If adulting: into the toilet.

if not: onto the ground, where it will fester and be smeared by their onesie-clad feets.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Matryoshka SexDoll posted:

Probably on your mom's chest.

:drat:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Kuato posted:

If you're an adult, you need to eat Progresso Soup FYI. If you do not eat it, and say, eat Campbell's, you are a literal child.

soup is the easiest drat thing in the world to make. never eat canned soup.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Serious Frolicking posted:

soup is the easiest drat thing in the world to make. never eat canned soup.
thenn where the gently caress do you start? ingredients? :vince: i dont loving think so

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
diunk booze LL then pu a dark nugget into core then get all gently caress up on the internet boards bro

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

just ray posted:

diunk booze LL then pu a dark nugget into core then get all gently caress up on the internet boards bro

u always post when im juts in that fuzz that comes with passing out wtf.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I work 9 to 6, come home, eat dinner. Watch half in the bag. Fall asleep on the couch. Wake up and repeat.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Orkin Mang posted:

u always post when im juts in that fuzz that comes with passing out wtf.

matbe I'm not even real. ever think abiut that? what a frikkn trip

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Edgar posted:

I work 9 to 6, come home, eat dinner. Watch half in the bag. Fall asleep on the couch. Wake up and repeat.

sounds like a cool movie

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
it could be called "poo poo gently caress"

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

just ray posted:

matbe I'm not even real. ever think abiut that? what a frikkn trip

drunk me bought a secret wine so hhehehah, it was right at the bottom of the bag it sounded as the liberty bell whecnceupon my touching

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

just ray posted:

it could be called "poo poo gently caress"

Nice, I was thinking "gently caress my life"

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
you could waste your time trying any of the vast variety of tv dinners
you will probably start cheap (Banquet) and work your way up
losing faith that any of them actually taste good

but the legends are true
there is 1 that actually tastes really good
marie callenders roasted garlic chicken

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Orkin Mang posted:

drunk me bought a secret wine so hhehehah, it was right at the bottom of the bag it sounded as the liberty bell whecnceupon my touching

my wine has been locked away and I am trying to figure out a plan to git back

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

you could waste your time trying any of the vast variety of tv dinners
you will probably start cheap (Banquet) and work your way up
losing faith that any of them actually taste good

but the legends are true
there is only 1 that actually tastes really good
marie callenders roasted garlic chicken

theres soemthing about how u formatted this post that makes me never read it

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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Edgar posted:

Nice, I was thinking "gently caress my life"

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