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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Orkin Mang posted:

theres soemthing about how u formatted this post that makes me never read it
this is the reason the secret contained within has been preserved for millenia

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Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

gary oldmans diary posted:

you could waste your time trying any of the vast variety of tv dinners
you will probably start cheap (Banquet) and work your way up
losing faith that any of them actually taste good

but the legends are true
there is only 1 that actually tastes really good
marie callenders roasted garlic chicken

Stouffers is the only correct answer.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

gary oldmans diary posted:

5 years later and these people will be pushing for furry rights

What kind of rights could they need? The right to smell extremely bad at all times, like a landfill of unwashed asses?

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Edgar posted:

Nice, I was thinking "gently caress my life"

"get a load of this dinkus" kinda thubs at you

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Edgar posted:

Stouffers is the only correct answer.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
hows ur wife ray. lol. im alone tho

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
"SHITHEAD FUCKFACE"!?!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im havng a hard time touching the touchpad

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
she hates my fguts mostly which I totally nudersand

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

just ray posted:

she hates my fguts mostly which I totally nudersand

my exgf is like ur an rear end in a top hat and i cant disagree. im a nasty pos at leat half the time other half, im jiveltalking

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
poo poo, going to have to take the trash can to the curb.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Edgar posted:

poo poo, going to have to take the trash can to the curb.

rapist

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
It ain't rape. It's love

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Edgar posted:

It ain't rape. It's love

yoyoyo

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Edgar posted:

It ain't rape. It's love

calm down, qbert

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit

Edgar posted:

Stouffers is the only correct answer.

I like Hungry-Man because the high sodium ensures that I will die quicker.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Fine. I'll have a dr pepper 10

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Edgar posted:

Fine. I'll have a dr pepper 10

medicine tastes like dr pepper not the other way around motheruufker

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
so adulting is just anything that increases your credit score?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the flavor is spspareila. its a root. eat me funny man quote untuquote

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Matryoshka SexDoll posted:

I like Hungry-Man because the high sodium ensures that I will die quicker.
youll love new jaundice-man single serving meals

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I have to PAY for an oil change?

poo poo, I'll do it myself.

You mean I have to go under my car and use tools and stuff?

This is a hard decision.

Bob Ross Nuke Test
Jul 12, 2016

by Games Forum
Stop spotlighting in my thread, Ray, go back to standing under a dim and flickering streetlight trying to hock junk to schoolkids or something. :colbert:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

THE BEATWEAVER posted:

Stop spotlighting in my thread, Ray, go back to standing under a dim and flickering streetlight trying to hock junk to schoolkids or something. :colbert:

shut up u loving rear end in a top hat. jk my headfeels like a bullion. the sun is out but im not.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Boomstick Quaid posted:

so adulting is just anything that increases your credit score?

I think its the thing that happens when u cut the head off another immortal? Am I rememvering this right?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Chief McHeath posted:

I have to PAY for an oil change?

poo poo, I'll do it myself.

You mean I have to go under my car and use tools and stuff?

This is a hard decision.
i bought some rhino ramps for like $10 and now i just drive up on em when i change my oil like a boss

jk i go to the place that puts the helpful sticker on my windshield

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

mortgage

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
sometimes i cant even be bothered cumming. literally dont give a poo poo

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Orkin Mang posted:

sometimes i cant even be bothered cumming. literally dont give a sperm

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit

Orkin Mang posted:

sometimes i cant even be bothered cumming. literally dont give a poo poo

I put a helpful sticker on my pelvis to remind me to cum.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
You commit adultery by sleeping with somebody else's spouse. Doing this, you turn the spouse into a "cuckold", or "cuck", for short. hth.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
It's when the self-loathing becomes too much to bear and the pupal chrysalis of the inner child is shattered.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
being an adult rules bc you can wake up earltly, brew some coffee, put on some tay tay and cook yourself a ribeye before driving off to the dick sucking factory

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
I like to adult by complaining about planning permission applications that have literally gently caress all impact on my life, because I am a functioning and upstanding member of the community.

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx
hating "adulting" is a dogwhistle for hating milliennials so I approve of this thread

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I don't hate millenials as a whole, just the subset that uses "adult" as a verb and says things like "that hit me right in the childhood".

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

I eat 2 hungry mans a day and 33% of my check goes right back to walmart, am i doing this right?

Sex Falcon
Jun 4, 2013

:parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
jerking off at work so i dont cum so fast when i have sex with my wife later, who fucks me maybe once a month - a real "mr adult"

Sex Falcon fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Sep 20, 2016

Sex Falcon
Jun 4, 2013

:parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
90% of adulting is cum management

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I thought "Adulting" was like when you fold your clothes after your mom washes them.

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