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Also the Colts top 5 CB's are injured with Vontae Davis being legit good last year. Get them healthy and that's the kind of team Andrew Luck can drag kicking and screaming to half a dozen wins.
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Kalli posted:Also the Colts top 5 CB's are injured with Vontae Davis being legit good last year. Get them healthy and that's the kind of team Andrew Luck can drag kicking and screaming to half a dozen wins. That's a really big ask there considering all our CB had to do was slowly walk 20 yards into the endzone untouched for a touchdown....and he got injured while doing it.
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Athanatos posted:That's a really big ask there considering all our CB had to do was slowly walk 20 yards into the endzone untouched for a touchdown....and he got injured while doing it. Dee Milliner is on the Colts now?
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If the Texans get past the Broncos in week 7 there's a real chance they go undefeated  Two of their big test games became a whole lot easier in the Patriots and Vikings (though they could still blow either), leaving only really the Bengals, Broncos and Packers as their major tests. They could still lose to the Colts or Raiders for sure, but those two teams are a step below the other three if Rodgers gets right, especially with the game in Lambeau in December
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Intruder posted:If the Texans get past the Broncos in week 7 there's a real chance they go undefeated I think Irving jinxed y'all for tonight.
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Who's Irving? 
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Kalli posted:Also the Colts top 5 CB's are injured with Vontae Davis being legit good last year. Get them healthy and that's the kind of team Andrew Luck can drag kicking and screaming to half a dozen wins. This would imply that Luck is a good quarterback though, which he isn't
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Intruder posted:If the Texans get past the Broncos in week 7 there's a real chance they go undefeated
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Welp
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The 2016 Browns have to be the best odds on favorite for 0 and 16 in years and years and years. I'm going to pick against the Browns and Eliminator most weeks this year I think.
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That's one positive I can actually say about the 2016 Cleveland Browns: if they don't go 0-16 this year, they never will go 0-16
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Intruder posted:The Texans don't really have a losable game until week 7 Intruder posted:If the Texans get past the Broncos in week 7 there's a real chance they go undefeated Intruder posted:Welp Hey
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Never again shall I be bullish on the Houston Texans Can someone photoshop a crying Jordan over JJ's face in my av Intruder fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Sep 23, 2016 |
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:I think Irving jinxed y'all for tonight. The Irving jinx is real.
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Intruder posted:Never again shall I be bullish on the Houston Texans My photoshop skills are pretty bleh but I remain unemployed so here we go.  I was gonna try and cut the helmet out and put it over the face and have the yellow streaks come out of Jordan's eyes, but then it doesn't really read as Crying Jordan anymore.  This one is probably the best; though the head is out of proportion to the original, it sort of matches the cartoony size of the rest.  I tried to take #2 and posterize it, and then take some of the colors from the original to make them match ones in the photo, mostly the dark shadow on the side of his face. It looks a bit more like it should be there, but I dunno if I think if this is better or worse.  And this one is just  as gently caress if that's the aesthetic you're going for.
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Athanatos posted:That's a really big ask there considering all our CB had to do was slowly walk 20 yards into the endzone untouched for a touchdown....and he got injured while doing it. The ghost of Nick Harper attacked
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Magnetic North posted:
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Intruder posted:Agreed. I will use this one, thanks but the future refused to change...
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I would not be surprised if the Vikings lose this week - They've lost their starting QB, Starting LT and a HOF level Running back. HOWEVER... The replacement QB is doing just fine and might have a stronger arm, the LT has had injury issues every year past his first and the HOF running back has been frustrated by defenses selling out to stop him. All this means that the offense might stutter less and McKinnon might have more yards than AD would
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WEEK 3 UPDATE Congrats if you made it this far. You now get a pretty helmet next to your team name. 19-0 Contenders Denver Broncos  Status: Still in it! Next Opponent: @Buccs Baltimore Ravens  Status: Still in it! Next Opponent: Raiders New England Patriots  Status: Still in it! Next Opponent: Bills Minnesota Vikings  Status: Still in it! Next Opponent: Giants Philadelphia Eagles  Status: Still in it! Next Opponent: Bye 0-16 Contenders Cleveland Browns  Status: Still in it! Next Opponent: @Washington Jacksonville Jaguars  Status: Still in it! Next Opponent: Colts (London) Chicago Bears  Status: Still in it! Next Opponent: Lions New Orleans Saints  Status: Still in it! Next Opponent: Falcons (Week 3 MNF) Eliminated from the 19-0 Race Houston Texans - Utterly humiliated in Week 3 by the New England Patriots Pittsburgh Steelers - Got beaten so bad by the Philadelphia Eagles that Arnold Palmer died New York Giants - Lost to Washington after a clownball NFC East Divisional Game Eliminated from the 0-16 Race Miami Dolphins - They almost screwed it up, but they managed to defeat fellow 0-16 contender the Cleveland Browns Buffalo Bills - Upset the Arizona Cardinals and made Carson Palmer look really, really bad Indianapolis Colts - It took some late game shenanigans but they manged to defeat the San Diego Chargers Washington Redskins - Defeated the New York Giants after a clownball NFC East Divisional Game Week 4 19-0 Chase Commentary We have 3 19-0 contenders eliminated this week, leaving 5 behind. With the Eagles on bye the next week we are guaranteed to make it to at least Week 5 with one undefeated team. Of the 4 active teams this week, 3 are playing at home and there's only 1 divisional game (Bills@Pats), so I think it's pretty likely we get at least one survivor in addition to the Eagles. An interesting note: had the Giants won their game the Giants/Vikings game would be an undefeated match-up. Upcoming Games: Giants @ Vikings Bills @ Patriots Raiders @ Ravens Broncos @ Buccs Week 4 0-16 Chase Commentary We have 4 0-16 contenders eliminated this week, pending results of the Falcons/Saints game, leaving Upcoming Games: Browns @ Washington Colts @ Jaguars (LONDON) Lions @ Bears Saints @ Chargers axeil fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Sep 27, 2016 |
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yeeah kick those lovely rear end Steelers outta this thing
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Browns gonna be in this at least until the Titans game. If they still lose that, I think they go all the way
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I think the Saints beat the Chargers, but the other 3 0-16 candidates should remain strong I also expect the Saints to beat the Falcons though
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So as there are fewer and fewer teams left I'll try to do longer write-ups for all the remaining contenders rather than my generic overall one I'm doing now. When you still have almost 10 teams in the hunt it's gonna get cluttered if I write a few sentences for each team. If anyone else has good detailed write-ups about what's upcoming for each team I can add them to the weekly update/OP.
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The Vikings always loving suck in MNF games, and I'm thinking it's the perfect stage for them to get lit the gently caress up.
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Dubious posted:The Vikings always loving suck in MNF games, and I'm thinking it's the perfect stage for them to get lit the gently caress up. The Vikings also always suck, but now Zim coaches them. It's a new era.
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Hail Satan
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Dubious posted:The Vikings always loving suck in MNF games, and I'm thinking it's the perfect stage for them to get lit the gently caress up. True but they're also playing Eli Manning who plays like poo poo versus the Vikings as penance to the football gods for cheating in the 2001 NFC Championship. Plus it's MNF vs New York. How bad could that kind of game really go?
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Ravens are going to be the undefeated team that holds out the longest and then go 8-8.
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everyone who is high on the vikings please stop. oh god. do you not realize what is happening??? WE ARE ALL DOOMED
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The Chargers were getting pressure on Luck with a 4 man rush in that final Colts drive for the first three plays, while still being able to cover, so of course they send the house on 4th down while the secondary drops back about 5 yards beyond the marker and gives up the easy as pie first down Fire the coaches
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Philly sports radio right now: : "I just don't see them losing another game" : "How many wins did you have them at before the season started?" : "4"
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Intruder posted:The Chargers were getting pressure on Luck with a 4 man rush in that final Colts drive for the first three plays, while still being able to cover, so of course they send the house on 4th down while the secondary drops back about 5 yards beyond the marker and gives up the easy as pie first down Verrett also didn't account for Hilton going in motion on that 4th down
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BUG JUG posted:everyone who is high on the vikings please stop. oh god. do you not realize what is happening??? Zim is going to gently caress the league up.
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