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Heh this has nothing to do with the accusations of human trafficking with shipments of our "child sized decor lamps" Business is just so good I decided to have an early retirement! Hehe Heh Let's make a deal!!!!!! GBS KING 
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Do you have any knockoff Tiffany lamps?
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eric posted:Do you have any knockoff Tiffany lamps? We have real Tiffany lamps that are definitely not cheap copies, officer
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i love lamp
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numberoneposter posted:i love lamp You must've saw our ad in the daily times!!!!!!!!! GBS KING
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Bulb Barn has better prices and customer service, suck my dick you pauper king of wasteland gbs
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notZaar posted:Bulb Barn has better prices and customer service, suck my king pauper king of wasteland gbs Uh thanks for your patronage sir! Bulb barn only sells bulbs not lightning devices so idk GBS KING
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they boys call me the lamp tramp down by the docks
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notZaar posted:Bulb Barn has better prices and customer service, suck my dick you pauper king of wasteland gbs suck my dick everyone knows the best deals on bulbs are at nooner's Bulb-A-Store
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Sep 20, 2016 17:43
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hey buddy ten tons of whale oil just fell off the back of a truck, you interested?
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Everybody KNOWS that Bulb Barn acquired Lights'R'Us and has been offering high quality affordable lamps, sockets, shades and fixtures for years now
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Sep 20, 2016 17:45
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Nooner posted:suck my dick everyone knows the best deals on bulbs are at nooner's Bulb-A-Store Yeah I thought everyone knew shopping at bulb barn was not A bright idea  GBS KING
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Sep 20, 2016 17:45
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I like tits that are best described as "bulbous".
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notZaar posted:Everybody KNOWS that Bulb Barn acquired Lights'R'Us and has been offering high quality affordable lamps, sockets, shades and fixtures for years now I hear they also use child labor and melt children and sometimes touch them in bad places GBS KING
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hello im a crusty genxer trying to identify with hipster millenials and im starting a trendy hipster gastropub local authentic eatery i need about a thousand of these fuckers
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numberoneposter posted:hello im a crusty genxer trying to identify with hipster millenials and im starting a trendy hipster gastropub local authentic eatery i need about a thousand of these fuckers I can "hook" you "up" if you "catch" my drift
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numberoneposter posted:hello im a crusty genxer trying to identify with hipster millenials and im starting a trendy hipster gastropub local authentic eatery i need about a thousand of these fuckers H you are provably going to want to check out our "vintage" section for some classy bulb containment reciprocals
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Sep 20, 2016 18:00
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Nooner posted:I can "hook" you "up" if you "catch" my drift
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Sep 20, 2016 18:01
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canst thou procure me a lamp that shall outshine the very sun itself?!?
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Mozi posted:canst thou procure me a lamp that shall outshine the very sun itself?!? I'll sell you the sun for $1,000,000 this is my final offer
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Sep 20, 2016 18:02
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as long as i can fit it in my trunk you've got a deal!
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Nooner posted:I'll sell you the sun for $1,000,000 this is my final offer Woah i would jump on this asap!!!!!  GBS KING
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i have a carpet with a picture of a lamp on it. do you have a lamp with a picture of a carpet on it? i need them to go together so i can be ironic and insufferable and eventually someone will kill me out of pity because im too much of a coward to do it myself. anyways, i've had a hell of a time finding one
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Sep 20, 2016 18:13
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wait a minute, if this is a lamp store then why arent you on the phone 24/7 to your cousin overseas
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Sep 20, 2016 18:14
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I had a lamp but my wife kept leaving it on and all the light poured out. Do you have lamp with a lock on it?
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Frankenstyle posted:I had a lamp but my wife kept leaving it on and all the light poured out. Do you have lamp with a lock on it? Yes FuhrerHat posted:wait a minute, if this is a lamp store then why arent you on the phone 24/7 to your cousin overseas Yes Adventure Pigeon posted:i have a carpet with a picture of a lamp on it. do you have a lamp with a picture of a carpet on it? i need them to go together so i can be ironic and insufferable and eventually someone will kill me out of pity because im too much of a coward to do it myself. Yes GBS KING "and the kingin is STILL good!"
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Sep 20, 2016 18:24
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New customer. What lamp expresses days go by and they just keep going by endlessly pulling you into the future. Days go by endlessly Endlessly pulling you into the future
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Sep 20, 2016 18:29
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Bobcats posted:New customer. Goddamn. Since Lou Reed died I thought I was the only person who remembered her.
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Sep 20, 2016 18:30
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Bobcats posted:New customer. Hey Bobby I recommend you get out of my store we ha e a strict no poetry rule GBS KING "and the kingin is STILL good!"
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Sep 20, 2016 18:31
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im feeling a bit hungry how about a light snack???
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Sep 20, 2016 18:32
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numberoneposter posted:im feeling a bit hungry Tee hee thats the sort of humor that would go over real well with 'Brod' GBS KING "and the kingin is gooooooood!"
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Hey Bobby I recommend you get out of my store we ha e a strict no poetry rule photons streaming outward shaded by human skin lamp half off sale today
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Sep 20, 2016 18:52
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Folks we are running a weekly special over at the Bulb Barn. Bring in a vandalized Lamp Emporium lamp (no purchase necessary) for a five percent discount!
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Sep 20, 2016 18:56
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Please no one go into the "Non-customer" bathroom until further notice. GBS KING "and the kingin is gooooooood!"
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Sep 20, 2016 18:56
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Looks like the bulb barn is going to have an unfortunate "electrical" fire
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Sep 20, 2016 18:58
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are garlic bulbs a kind of lamp
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Please no one go into the "Non-customer" bathroom until further notice. STOP CALLING MY OFFICE THAT.
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limon pepino is the light
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this whole business sounds shady
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i bought this lapm but im not any brighter
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