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Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

BUF - Tyrod Taylor - passing yards
BUF - Learn McCoy - receiving yards
CLE - Cody Kessler - passing yards
LA - Case Keenum - passing yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - rushing yards

Goodell - ATL - Julio Jones - receiving yards

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Bachtere
Sep 25, 2005

09/13/07

Never Forget

Pillbug
ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing
CAR - Cam Newton - Passing
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing

Goodell #: NO - Mark Ingram - Rushing

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box
ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
OAK - Amari Cooper - Receiving Yards
CAR - Greg Olsen - Receiving Yards
DEN - C. J. Anderson - Rushing Yards

Goodell Number - ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



CLE - Cody Kessler - Passing Yards
LA - Case Keenum - Passing Yards
DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards
OAK - Amari Cooper - Receiving Yards
PHI - Jordan Matthews - Receiving Yards

Goodell # - Travaris Cadet - Rushing Yards

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards
JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards
TB - Mike Evans - Receiving Yards
G#: ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Annnd i forgot about this.

IND - Andrew Luck: Passing Yards
SD - Phillip Rivers: Passing Yards
PHI - Ryan Mathews: Rushing Yards

Goodell.Number
ATL - Matt Ryan: Passing Yards

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I forgot too.

CHI - Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards
CHI - Jeremy Langford - rushing yards
CHI - Eddie Royal - receiving yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - passing yards
DAL - Dez Bryant - receiving yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - rushing yards

Goodell - ATL - Mohamed Sanu - receiving yards

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
drat I'm late, go Dallas?

DAL - Dak Prescott - passing
DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - rushing
DAL - Cole Beasley - receiving
CHI - Jeremy Langford - rushing

Goodell # - ATL - Matt Ryan - passing

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:

PHI- Carson Wentz- Passing Yards
PIT- Ben Roethlisberger- Passing Yards
DEN- Trevor Siemian- Passing Yards

G NO- Brandin Cooks- Receiving Yards

870 yards with Cooks receiving left to go

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chichevache posted:

MIN- Matt Asiata- Rushing Yards 45
MIN- Jerick McKinnon- Rushing Yards 15
ARI- David Johnson- Rushing Yards 83
BUF- LeSean McCoy- Rushing Yards 110
LA- Todd Gurley- Rushing Yards 85
TB- Charles Simms- Receiving Yards 69
TB- Charles Simms- Rushing Yards 55
NYJ- Quincy Enunwa- Receiving Yards 37
SEA- Tyler Lockette- Receiving Yards 0
Goodell NO- Drew Brees- Passing Yards Yards

I thought I might have gone overboard, but I only got 483 yards. Go nuts, Drew.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Chichevache posted:

I thought I might have gone overboard, but I only got 483 yards. Go nuts, Drew.

No, don't, get only 165 yards, Brees.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Turdsdown Tom posted:

NE - Jacoby Brissett - Passing yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing yards
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing yards
TEN - DeMarco Murray - Rushing yards
OAK - Latavius Murray - Rushing yards
CHI - Eddie Royal - Receiving yards

G#: NO - Drew Brees - Passing yards

560 with Brees left to go. Go big, I guess

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

poo poo broke, ignore this post

Hockles fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Sep 26, 2016

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Hockles posted:

Mark Ingram Rushing
Grittybeard - -66

Every single player I chose lost today and every one of them had an amazing day other than Jeremy Langford.

So Ingram will go for 150 yards and the Saints will lose by 30 obviously.

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists
I feel like this happened last year but I have my total yardage as 812, do sacks count against the offensive players?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I'm pretty sure sacks (and stuffs) count as negative rushing yards in the official nfl stats.

I feel pretty good about bullshitting together my list from my Kindle at the last minute and winding up where I'm at now. Even if Sanu goes off, he won't break 200 yards, but I could wind up in the 900s.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

No, I looked into it. And JAC/JAX is still broken. So, it wasn't recognizing any Jags players if I used JAX instead of JAC.

Here is a correct Goodell Number list now:

pre:
Matt Ryan		Passing	
skaboomizzy	-	328	
OxySnake	-	344	
bobjr	        -	367	
marioinblack	-	387	Watt
Christ Psuedoscientist	421	
Cruel and Unusual	466	
Ron Roenicke	-	468	
seiferguy	-	508	
Tavarin	        -	572	
			
Julio Jones		Receiving	
aBagorn	        -	200	
Lt. Chips	-	227	
Dubar	        -	301	
The Big Jesus	-	419	
No Butt Stuff	-	520	
			
Devonta Freeman		Rushing	
pixelbot2000	-	252	
Marshmallow Blue	255	
			
Mohamed Sanu	Receiving		
Leperflesh	-	203	
			
Tevin Coleman		Rushing	
Epi Lepi	-	91	
			
Drew Brees		Passing	
Hockles 	-	79	
TurboFlamingChicken	165	
Benne   	-	261	
axeil	        -	355	
MrLogan	        -	371	
Turdsdown Tom	-	440	
JRizzle	        -	489	
solauran	-	525	
Chichevache	-	556	
			
Mark Ingram		Rushing	
Grittybeard	-	-66	
schweens	-	24	
Forever_Peace	-	44	
pinwiz11	-	58	
Bjay9	        -	188	
Spiros	        -	237	
Bachtere	-	245	
			
Willie Snead		Receiving	
opposable thumbs.db	103	
Nystral	        -	176	
Gobias Ind.	-	346	
			
Brandin Cooks		Receiving	
CANNIBAL GIRLS	-	130	
Okibi	        -	241	
			
Coby Fleener		Receiving	
Arnold Layne	-	239	
			
Michael Thomas		Receiving	
korrandark	-	331	
			
Travaris Cadet		Rushing	
WaffleZombie	-	173	

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I think Julio can get 520 yards tonight. I just need to believe hard enough.

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Needed 346 from Snead, and now he's not even playing. At least I didn't bust?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Ingram rushes for -64 yards, just barely still not bad enough for grittybeard

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Awesome, I'm the canary in the Matt Ryan coal mine tonight.

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
Not even 1 yard Kelvin? :negative:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Drew Brees stats appear to be wrong.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Less than 100 passing yards in the fourth quarter.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Crisis averted, the internet fixed it.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
936 yards this week. If that's not a top 10 score, I'll eat my keyboard

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Turdsdown Tom posted:

936 yards this week. If that's not a top 10 score, I'll eat my keyboard

Quoting

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Benne posted:

GB - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
DAL - Dak Prescott -- Passing Yards
SEA - Christine Michael - Rushing yards

Goodell Number: NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards

Banking on Superdome Brees to carry me this week, which means it will horribly backfire.

Big surprise, that horribly backfired.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Week 3 Final Results

pre:
User		yards	score	
Hockles	        -	1297	2	
TurboFlamingChicken	1211	3	
Grittybeard	-	1143	4	
Benne	        -	1115	5	
schweens	-	1053	6	
Forever_Peace	-	1033	7	
axeil	        -	1021	8	
pinwiz11	-	1019	9	
MrLogan	        -	1005	10	
				
Epi Lepi	-	951	42	
Turdsdown Tom	-	936	41	
skaboomizzy	-	912	40	
pixelbot2000	-	900	39	
Marshmallow Blue	897	38	
opposable thumbs.db	897	37	
OxySnake	-	896	36	
Bjay9	        -	889	35	
JRizzle     	-	887	34	
CANNIBAL GIRLS	-	883	33	
				
bobjr	        -	873	32	
Arnold Layne	-	870	31	
marioinblack	-	853	0	Watt
solauran	-	851	30	
Spiros	        -	840	29	
Bachtere	-	832	28	
Leperflesh	-	828	27	
WaffleZombie	-	827	26	
Nystral	        -	824	25	
Chichevache	-	820	24	
Christ Psuedoscientist	819	23	
aBagorn	        -	816	22	
Lt. Chips	-	789	21	
Cruel and Unusual	774	20	
Ron Roenicke	-	772	19	
Okibi	        -	772	18	
korrandark	-	740	17	
seiferguy	-	732	16	
Dubar	        -	715	15	
Tavarin	        -	668	14	
Gobias Ind.	-	654	13	
The Big Jesus	-	597	12	
No Butt Stuff	-	496	11	
Week 4 Thread - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792329

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I think this is the third time in a row I finished right outside the top 10

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