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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

GeneX posted:

the smackdown authority figure just facilitated a contract signing promo, didn't interfere, had the actual thing immediately after it was announced instead of 2 hours later, and let two women give promos about their desire for a championship instead of how happy they are to not be naked in the ring

it's basically the exact opposite of raw

It woulda been funny if Bryan said he started the Divas revolution though.

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Did I miss anything?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

It's smackdown so no

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Writer Cath posted:

Did I miss anything?

A short and good promo plus contract signing for Becky/Alexa at No Mercy

bartok
May 10, 2006



Delsaber posted:

Right Uso is inching perilously close to Xpac territory with that bandana.

When I say Uce you make some noise

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Miz/DB is the best feud in wrestling right now

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
This crowd is pretty poor

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Stop Bullying Miz

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Big bully bryan

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Let's go Miz

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Uso Broken

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Jey Uso is channeling X-Pac

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Uce-pac out there.

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


100% SAMOAN DESCENT

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Usos are either bloods or new Chicago Bulls.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Bryan, stop, you're becoming Triple H! :gonk:

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

100% Samoan descent

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


The Usos are vicious !

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Usos looking like a (relatively) skinny 3 Minute Warning

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Wh... Rikishi? Adam Sandler? Otunga, WH...

Taffy Torpedo
Feb 2, 2008

...Can we have the radio?
Otunga has an amazing ability to use a lot of words to say nothing.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Man I hope that DB becomes HBK 2, complete with impossible comeback odds being beaten.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

bartok posted:

When I say Uce you make some noise

YO YOU DEALIN' WITH THE UCE FACTOR

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Stanfield posted:

Otunga has an amazing ability to use a lot of words to say nothing.

He's being reading my posts on these forums these many years and learned.

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Stanfield posted:

Otunga has an amazing ability to use a lot of words to say nothing.

Well... yeah. He's a lawyer, isn't he?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

GeneX posted:

This crowd is pretty poor

it's bama what did you expect :secsmug:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

BOOTY-ADE posted:

YO YOU DEALIN' WITH THE UCE FACTOR

... oh

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Look they are doing the ECW wobbly camera work for backstage inset promos

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Lmao Otunga will never resolve this anecdote

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Otungas gimmick is that TV anchor from parks and rec

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
someday I hope Otunga finishes his Rikishi story

someday

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I hope Slater/Rhino bury the winner

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

I hope Otunga keeps bringing up that Rikishi story and never finishes it

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Anybody else REALLY wanna hear this rikishi story now?

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

THE CHAMPS SCOUTING. ROFL

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
the usos are heel because they don't look the same anymore

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

SilverMike posted:

Which one is Pippen?

Pippen was the ugly as gently caress all dude, right?
Both of them.

God Bless Beauty and the Man-Beast.

Taffy Torpedo
Feb 2, 2008

...Can we have the radio?
holy poo poo best

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Holy poo poo Rhyno and Heath

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bartok
May 10, 2006



Why do they need Otunga out there?

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