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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

What a joke

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
the poop egg has hatched!

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Its a poop bird!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol the bears

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Lets name him Brock Osweiler

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


R.D. Mangles posted:

lol the bears

No matter how pathetic the Texans were tonight, there's still the Bears.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Intruder posted:

What a joke

You have to ban me after the Bills lose next week. It's the toxx I agreed to so you have to do it.

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN
Here lie the texans

they never scored

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Wait who the gently caress is this guy QBing the Pats?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I have written a song for the poop bird

fly poop bird fly

oh loving poop bird

you loving suck

you loving poop bird fucker

gently caress you Brock Osweilor

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
I watched an autistic football team on twitter.

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I have written a song for the poop bird

fly poop bird fly

oh loving poop bird

you loving suck

you loving poop bird fucker

gently caress you Brock Osweilor

empty quotin dis

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
I mean it. If the Pats go 4-0 I'm supposed to be banned. Ban me when that happens. Shrimp and I agreed to it. I'm a man of honor to the very end.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

*fumbles ball, grabs at it frantically* Help! heELP *falls over onto the ball and it pops up into the air*

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN
is brock asswater a rivals pun

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
We're 3 games into paying Osweiler at least a guaranteed 37 mil over this season and the next

lol

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Lets name him Brock Osweiler

There is a poopy bird named Brock poopwiler

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/bykevinclark/status/779157222500601856

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Bill O'Brien goes back to his office in Houston after the game.

He sits down at his desk. There's a piece of paper there. On the top there is a post-it note. It says "VERY IMPORTANT DO NOT FORGET"

He takes off the Post-It note to reveal a title

"Plays Designed to Throw it to Nuk Hopkins"

He flips it over

"Pass Plays on Third and Long"

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Tom Brady is a Syst*m Qu*rt*rb*ck

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN
some texans highlights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ44twMMlyM

Dragongem
Nov 9, 2009

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion
It is amazing how the pecking order in the AFC almost never changes

Afterbirth Aftermath
Aug 29, 2002
Good teams stay good because they make good decisions in the draft and free agency.

Middling teams stay that way because they send Osweiler truckloads of money.

Go ahead and hit me with the free agent flowchart.gif

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




The Patriots are the best.

They're just the best.

I love everyone but mcmagic.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
The Patriots are going to win the Super Bowl because all of the other teams are dumb as poo poo and get even dumber when facing the Patriots

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Glad to know we will still always get humiliated in prime time.

gently caress you McNair and the patriots for giving us your trash.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Cavauro posted:

*fumbles ball, grabs at it frantically* Help! heELP *falls over onto the ball and it pops up into the air*

idiots!!

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Not suprised that the pats still managed to look mediocre even with a 3rd string quarterback. The coaching staff is the real money behind the team, not Brady. Brisset could have been worse. Maybe he's NFL caliber if he learns to stop gunning it so hard.

Houston is absolute dogshit though. I have no idea how there could possibly be two teams worse than them. Lamar Miller in particular lost so many yards for his team by just falling down untouched a bunch of times when he had the ball.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Dragongem posted:

It is amazing how the pecking order in the AFC almost never changes

Patriots ride 7 bye weeks to homefield

Ravens and Steelers murder each other

The AFC south sends a team to the playoffs

Denver broods ominously

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Knightmere posted:

Good teams stay good because they make good decisions in the draft and free agency.

Middling teams stay that way because they send Osweiler truckloads of money.

Go ahead and hit me with the free agent flowchart.gif

The decision to get rid of OSWEILER is easy when you've got A TREVOR SIEMIAN at the QUARTERBACK POSITION

(IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBLAL LEAGUE)

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Did JJ watt/Clowney have an off night or did the Patriots O-line actually stop them?!

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

FizFashizzle posted:

Patriots ride 7 bye weeks to homefield

this is pretty much the entire reason theyve been so unbelievably good for so long. the ravens and bengals do their part to gently caress up every steelers superbowl run meanwhile the rest of the afc east is just rolling out the red carpet and making sure they never have to try, at all

Afterbirth Aftermath
Aug 29, 2002

Lessail posted:

The Patriots are going to win the Super Bowl because all of the other teams are dumb as poo poo and get even dumber when facing the Patriots

One team stands strong against Beli and Brady

Posture Pal
Nov 22, 2007


The Texans ran 7 plays in New England's half the entire game.

Seven loving plays.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
we get the Bills next week

it's just not fair

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Like holy poo poo, how do teams watch NE for 5 years now and not learn poo poo. Offense is about scheme, u can do anything, the rules encourage you to cheat against defenses.

If anything proves that NFL coaching is just a GOB network,the ineptness of offenses around the league is it.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Ehud should just call in sick tomorrow

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Posture Pal posted:

The Texans ran 7 plays in New England's half the entire game.

Seven loving plays.

The Special Teams play for the Pats was insane.

riht
Dec 13, 2004

i knew u were trouble when u tossed int
time to stop hating on the Pats and instead start hating on the garbage rear end teams that lose to them, particularly the other AFC east teams, but in this case, the Texans

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Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

If I had any artistic talent I would edit that comment where the guy is yelling "I don't like thing" except he's talking about how the Patriots are screwed this year with Brady suspended and the angel comes down and hands him a copy of this game's box score.

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