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Also those Pats unis were loving ugly. Bring back the AFL unis already as a throwback, good lord.
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Sep 23, 2016 05:35
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I did find it odd in the offseason when Texans fans joined in on laughing at the Lions for driving away another generational talent without a ring, because that's exactly what's going to happen with Watt and there isn't a person in the world who doesn't see it coming
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Sep 23, 2016 05:35
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So uh PFF sure takes awhile to make sure they got things right: https://twitter.com/PFF/status/779165139664793600
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Sep 23, 2016 05:36
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Chris James 2 posted:I did find it odd in the offseason when Texans fans joined in on laughing at the Lions for driving away another generational talent without a ring, because that's exactly what's going to happen with Watt and there isn't a person in the world who doesn't see it coming That's more because watt is an insane maniac who is doomed to die on the field regardless of team
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Sep 23, 2016 05:38
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The have four guys grading real-time now. It's super efficient without sacrificing any accuracy 
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Sep 23, 2016 05:38
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Couple stats from the game: 1st Patriots shut out since 2012. Brissett's 27 yard touchdown run was the longest touchdown run by a Patriots QB since Steve Grogan's 41 yard td run in 1976.
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Sep 23, 2016 05:38
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NC-17 posted:The Texans made so many weird choices on 3rd down in this game and never even tried stretching the field while the game was still competitive. Meanwhile their defense apparently forgot how to tackle. It's like Kubiak never left
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Sep 23, 2016 05:48
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What the gently caress happened?
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Sep 23, 2016 06:12
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Bad Moon posted:What the gently caress happened? https://twitter.com/PatBradley_/status/779137292187365376
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Sep 23, 2016 06:15
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The Patriots ran loving option plays With 3 days to prepare, they incorporated an entirely new concept into their offense to play to the strengths of their 3rd string QB, and it worked like a loving charm
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Sep 23, 2016 06:18
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^^--Those are not his strengths What I get from this is that CBS is lying or Jacoby Brissett plays like twice as fast as he tests. That or guys who are actually fast haven't broken off a good run so far. e: After thinking about it for a second that's probably it. Brissett had absolutely nothing in front of him until the very end, so he had time to get up to top speed. QBs who are known to run usually have to at least make a small move at some point. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Sep 23, 2016 |
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Sep 23, 2016 06:22
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I wonder what Peyton's speed was on one of his naked boot TDs
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Sep 23, 2016 06:27
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Grittybeard posted:^^--Those are not his strengths Well his strengths sure as poo poo ain't passing
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Sep 23, 2016 06:28
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How the gently caress do the Patriots keep getting away with it
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Sep 23, 2016 06:29
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Magicpants posted:The Patriots ran loving option plays And this right here is the reason the Patriots are loving unbelievable. Pulling a new playbook in 3 days for a new QB and having it actually work out to any degree? BrownThunder posted:How the gently caress do the Patriots keep getting away with it The question is more how the gently caress most of the other teams get away with being so utterly incompetent at the thing they're supposed to be doing. 
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Sep 23, 2016 06:30
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Bad Moon posted:What the gently caress happened? 
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Sep 23, 2016 06:36
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Metapod posted:That's more because watt is an insane maniac who is doomed to die on the field regardless of team yea Watt is some kinda time lost samurai who will only accept a death if it's on the battlefield. You gotta factor that in when talking about loyalty to a team. Many can give him a ring, but only here in Houston can he die with honor when some dude makes his body explode finally.
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Sep 23, 2016 06:38
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Magicpants posted:The Patriots ran loving option plays Whitney Mercilus probably should've killed Brissett on this one: Option
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Sep 23, 2016 06:40
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So does each player get a copy of the trophy or does he just have 3 of them for some reason?
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Sep 23, 2016 06:40
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Is there even a point in existing anymore? Not one team in this league can beat the Pats while they're at their weakest? I mean gently caress me guys, why not just give them the rest of the season off, a number one seed and an automatic AFC championship game appearance at this rate? They would have one this game 6-0 shutout with special teams alone! I just can't even...
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Sep 23, 2016 06:46
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Kalli posted:Whitney Mercilus probably should've killed Brissett on this one: That is just unbelievable. Part of the way to stop teams running the option on you is to just pop the QB - I get that Mercilus is the outside edge, but then commit one way or another. He's beaten whether or not it's pitched there. Just fuckin lay out Brissett, maybe NE thinks twice about option plays. It's like teams just brain fart out basic fundamentals when playing NE.
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Sep 23, 2016 06:48
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God is dead and we killed him
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Sep 23, 2016 06:49
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Kalli posted:Whitney Mercilus probably should've killed Brissett on this one: Looks like he was counting on Brissett to panic and pitch it and thought he could take it to the house
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Sep 23, 2016 06:51
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Kalli posted:Whitney Mercilus probably should've killed Brissett on this one: this isnt the patriots being Super Great and doing things no one else does, its them going for a mild twist on being insanely conservative and having the other team just poo poo all over themselves and never stop for even a tiny fraction of a second as they martyball their way to a 27-0 win. E: not saying you were saying that kalli just using ur poo poo as an example. the texans just never stopped loving up at any point
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Sep 23, 2016 06:56
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I have just one thing to say right now Brark Borkswaggle is a fraud. An expensive fraud. well, enjoy Texans fans you got Elway'd
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Sep 23, 2016 06:57
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LEGO Genetics posted:Is there even a point in existing anymore? jesus step off the ledge
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Sep 23, 2016 07:00
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Lego is right
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Sep 23, 2016 07:07
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They're going 4-0. It's absolutely happening I poo poo talk this conference and league constantly, and frankly I'm being polite. It is absolutely loving embarrassing this team can unquestionably look the worst it's looked since Br*dy was drafted and still cakewalk to 4-0 Congrats on the AFC Championship. I said in the offseason the only teams that might stop them are the Broncos and Steelers, and it won't even matter. Siemian won't do poo poo, and Ben won't even remember the participants of the game by the time the Pro Bowl airs.
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Sep 23, 2016 07:11
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Chris James 2 posted:Siemian won't do poo poo how dare you
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Sep 23, 2016 07:12
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Ban Parm
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Sep 23, 2016 07:13
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The only man who can save us
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Sep 23, 2016 07:14
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The only hope is for them to get bored of it all and retire so we can finally be free
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Sep 23, 2016 07:20
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Chris James 2 posted:The only man who can save us thanks for posting this so that I didn't have to because someone sure as hell needed to do it
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Sep 23, 2016 07:24
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Help us Eli, you're our only hope.
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Sep 23, 2016 07:28
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Thursday Night Football was Thursday Night Football as usual but minus any comedy
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Sep 23, 2016 07:37
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Chris James 2 posted:The only man who can save us http://i.imgur.com/uUFjXWS.gifv
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Sep 23, 2016 07:41
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LEGO Genetics posted:Is there even a point in existing anymore? They've played 3 scrub rear end teams. Two home games, one on Thursday night. They're going to lose when they face actual competition.
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Sep 23, 2016 07:43
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Chichevache posted:They've played 3 scrub rear end teams. Two home games, one on Thursday night. They're going to lose when they face actual competition. Bills, Browns, Bengals, Steelers, Bills, Bye, Seahawks, 49ers, Jets, Rams, Ravens, Broncos, Jets, Dolphins When they're still undefeated by the end of the Steelers game I'm officially calling the race to 19-0 in the undefeated/winless thread, because barring Eli Intervention it's happening
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Scrub rear end system QB. The Pats are 3-0 without him. His defense won him all them rings.
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