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POWERBALL: by zen death robot

nyaa~ h-how do i get a boyfriend s-senpai? =uwu=

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# ? Sep 24, 2016 17:59

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 11:45

Mr. Merdle: THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Have you tried blowjobs?

# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:02

Elusif

what is the gender you identify as

# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:05

flerp

you say hi to a boy and talk to them about ur favorite things (dogs, video games) and then ask them if they want to be friends and boom u got a boy friend

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# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:06

Anoia: "Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

pay no attention to where you are walking and you'll either bump into the love of your life or get hit by a truck and die

bonus: ghost boyfriend

# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:09

ChrisHansen: Suck my damn balls.

Email me

# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:09

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

bake cookies. if a boy eats cookies you made, he is your boyfriend. it's the law. if he eats fried chicken you made, you're married, so think carefully.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:11

Theophany: SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

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What a Jennifer Aniston romcom, it always seems to work out for her. :shrug:

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# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:12

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

what is the gender you identify as

I'm a girl! Teehee~

# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:27

Anoia: "Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."

POWERBALL posted:

I'm a girl! Teehee~

obvs

# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:28

Applewhite: by vyelkin

As a fffffemale you have no shortage of prospective mates. Maybe instead of going for the typical musclebound jerk, you should look around and see if there's a nice guy who's been in front of you all along.

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# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:44

Hug in a Can: NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

be good and try hard!

check yahoo answers! they know everything about getting boyfriends. <3 ~

# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:50

Manifisto

what boyfriend-constructing raw materials are available in your area? marble, clay, timber, taxidermy shops?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:51

Manifisto

read The Freegan Boyfriend, it has plenty of environmentally-conscious boyfriend-making tips

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:52

nvm no cake

empty quote this message and ur crush will kiss you tomorrow!!

this is totally real and not a joke!!! i did this and it worked!

# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:54

City of Glompton

you can choose science or magic but either way don't bother putting points into stealth skills because duh he'll never notice you then

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Sep 24, 2016 18:56

Ace of Baes

Have you tried clearing out the local cave of goblins? Boys like a girl who's not afraid to take initiative.

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# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:09

flerp

thepiratebae.se posted:

empty quote this message and ur crush will kiss you tomorrow!!

this is totally real and not a joke!!! i did this and it worked!

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# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:10

Ace of Baes

Try walking up to a cute boy and counting, at first he might not be impressed, but once you pass 100 he'll be interested, get to 1000 and I expect my RSVP to the wedding.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:11

Ace of Baes

Try baking a cherry pie and putting it in the window, why bother leaving the house when wafting event clouds will do the work for you.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:11

Ace of Baes

Dig a big hole.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:12

Ace of Baes

Tell dudes you don't want commitment, then sneak your entire house into his place one piece at a time, I recommend using gloves when you get to the insulation.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:13

City of Glompton

Ace of Baes posted:

Tell dudes you don't want commitment, then sneak your entire house into his place one piece at a time, I recommend using gloves when you get to the insulation.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:15

City of Glompton

learn to sew, make a cute dress out of glue paper, grind on the first cute boy you see at the club.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:17

Elusif

Hug in a Can posted:

check yahoo answers! they know everything about getting boyfriends. <3 ~

he's right you know

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:19

jBrereton

thepiratebae.se posted:

empty quote this message and ur crush will kiss you tomorrow!!

this is totally real and not a joke!!! i did this and it worked!

Stay safe celibacy ghost

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# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:20

City of Glompton

City of Glompton posted:

learn to sew, make a cute dress out of glue paper, grind on the first cute boy you see at the club.

if you feel glue paper is inhumane you can make a dress out of live traps and try different kinds of microwbrews as bait

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Sep 25, 2016

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:20

Ace of Baes

Wait till opposite day and ask out every boy you see, one of them is bound to say no.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:21

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

City of Glompton posted:

if you feel glue paper in inhumane you can make a dress out of live traps and try different kinds of microwbrews as bait

Hahaha

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:24

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

Ace of Baes posted:

Wait till opposite day and ask out every boy you see, one of them is bound to say no.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:25

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i thought everyone was still just using little handwritten notes with checkbox polls on them

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:35

Elusif

or that little origami flower thing

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:40

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

or that little origami flower thing

yes, this

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:40

fuck. marry. t-rex

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

or that little origami flower thing

It's called the clitoris

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:42

City of Glompton

I've got a monthly subscription that sends me a few of each of those to give out. thinking of bumping to next tier so I can get some gum wrapper chain bracelets in case anything starts to get serious

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Sep 24, 2016 19:43