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drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Looking forward to finding out why I keep vomiting blood and my poops are all messed up.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:08

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 11:29

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Here is hoping that I am not dieing.

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:10

hey welcome to the show!: nobody loves me

Good luck with that.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:10

City of Glompton

seems like an uncomfortable way to celebrate drilldo squirt appreciation month but you do you dude

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:11

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

If I can get a recording who wants to see it.

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:11

big black turnout

drilldo squirt posted:

If I can get a recording who wants to see it.

only if you're not dying

# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:12

City of Glompton

it depends on what secrets are hiding in your tum

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:12

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

City of Glompton posted:

seems like an uncomfortable way to celebrate drilldo squirt appreciation month but you do you dude

My insides are not appreciating me right.

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:12

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

big black turnout posted:

only if you're not dying

If I'm dying I'm going to spend the day weeping in terror, thank you very much.

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:13

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

City of Glompton posted:

seems like an uncomfortable way to celebrate drilldo squirt appreciation month but you do you dude

# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:17

Blue Wher: The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:

"Baseball is chaos!"

His bat is signed by Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski

having to do things where doctors put cameras in tubes and shove them inside you is no fun :smith:

I hope they figure things out so they don't have to do it more

# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:18

nvm no cake

i hope my internet friend drilldo squirt is not sick.

are you gonna get sedated? or do they want you to be awake?

# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:18

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

thepiratebae.se posted:

i hope my internet friend drilldo squirt is not sick.

are you gonna get sedated? or do they want you to be awake?

I'm going to be sedated.

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:32

Scaly Haylie

is it drilldo squirt exploration month?

# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:34

big black turnout

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm going to be sedated.

be careful around wheelchairs and planes :ohdear:

# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:38

Blue Wher: The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:

"Baseball is chaos!"

His bat is signed by Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski

Hopefully unconscious sedated and not sleepy-but-still-aware sedated. I remember having a similar but slightly different procedure where they told me I was going to fall asleep and/or develop amnesia from the drugs but instead I just lazily watched what the camera was showing because it was interesting.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:38

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

good luck drilldo

# ? Sep 25, 2016 00:50

FactsAreUseless

It's bullshit, you have to give the camera back at the end. Don't even bother.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 01:04

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

goonspeed, drilldo squirt. i hope the scoping is more interesting than terrifying and that it helps fix the problem pipes.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 01:08

flerp

post the video thanks op

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 01:08

nvm no cake

livestream the throat cam, drilldo squirt

# ? Sep 25, 2016 01:09

flerp

also if u think about it were dying since the day were born

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 01:09

Scaly Haylie

I don't want to get gross but exactly what is happening with your poops, OP? What's the poop situation?

# ? Sep 25, 2016 01:19

big black turnout

Lizard Wizard posted:

I don't want to get gross but exactly what is happening with your poops, OP? What's the poop situation?

don't talk to this reporter they're trying to get the poop scoop

# ? Sep 25, 2016 01:22

big black turnout

that could use some workshopping but i think there's something there

# ? Sep 25, 2016 01:22

treasure bear

Lizard Wizard posted:

I don't want to get gross but exactly what is happening with your poops, OP? What's the poop situation?

if drilldo is bleeding in the upper digestive tract the poops are black

# ? Sep 25, 2016 01:27

Absolute Lithops: After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

Drilldo you won't give a gently caress once you're sedated so don't worry too much! I hope they find what's wrong with you and the cure is straightforward and easy!

# ? Sep 25, 2016 01:32

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

flerp posted:

also if u think about it were dying since the day were born

we are all going to die, yes

we can all appreciate drilldo once he's dead by cooking pugs inside watermelons and gathering together to feast and remember his passing

# ? Sep 25, 2016 01:35

mysterious frankie: This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

I would have cameras go in all my holes, so long as they taped it, because I want to see what's in there and also I want to give them to my future children.

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 01:53

SIDS Vicious

i had this and a camera up my rectum a few months ago and they still haven't found out what's wrong with me and also they didn't even laugh when I said hey make sure if you use the same camera for both you do my throat first lol

# ? Sep 25, 2016 01:55

Robot Made of Meat

Celluloid Sam posted:

i had this and a camera up my rectum a few months ago and they still haven't found out what's wrong with me and also they didn't even laugh when I said hey make sure if you use the same camera for both you do my throat first lol

I think all of us dearly hope that nobody ever finds out what's wrong with you, Sid. We love you just the way you are!

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Sep 25, 2016 02:09

google THIS

sounds ulcery, hopefully ulcery even though that means you won't be able to eat or drink anything interesting for a while

# ? Sep 25, 2016 02:39

SIDS Vicious

Robot Made of Meat posted:

I think all of us dearly hope that nobody ever finds out what's wrong with you, Sid. We love you just the way you are!

oh specifically I meant my stomach issues I'll never fix my brain

# ? Sep 25, 2016 02:41

Robot Made of Meat

Celluloid Sam posted:

oh specifically I meant my stomach issues I'll never fix my brain

Whew!

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Sep 25, 2016 02:42

Kuato: "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"

On the bright (dark?) side, everyone is dying, Drilldo Squirt. Although some of us more imminently than others.

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 02:45

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Kuato posted:

On the bright (dark?) side, everyone is dying, Drilldo Squirt. Although some of us more imminently than others.

this

drilldo would you like to make a last will and testament in this thread?

# ? Sep 25, 2016 02:48

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

hope you enjoy your drugs, drilldo squirt, and i hope they figure out why your poops are so hosed up.

oh also endoscopy is cool as gently caress and i hope they give you a video