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Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless
Yet they hate it when you run up to them to give them hugs. I just dont know how you can expect me to believe in a loving and just god when this is the kind of world we live in.

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
the rabbits keep running from me, I've tried wearing camo, bright colors, clown suits. why do they hate me? i just want to hug them, hold them, pet them. i will make them understand.

Blue Wher

The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:

"Baseball is chaos!"

His bat is signed by Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski
I wanna pet this cat



It's so majestic.

Dads Dip Cup

skunks and porcupines are very cute and hugable but do not do it, it is a trap

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless
Look at this fluffiness!

Yet if you got too close this thing would trample you to the ground. Nature is a cruel mistress.

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Flyball

Dads Dip Cup posted:

skunks and porcupines are very cute and hugable but do not do it, it is a trap

http://youtu.be/U5I5H7EeC8k

Want to pet this porcupine.

Flyball fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Sep 25, 2016

Dads Dip Cup

he's like a great big giant spiky koosh ball :3:

Buckets

...THE CHILD...

These guys are super down for pets but messing with them costs a huge fine! :arghfist::saddowns:

Moon Atari

Buckets posted:


These guys are super down for pets but messing with them costs a huge fine! :arghfist::saddowns:

I've heard that they love soccer ⚽

Moon Atari

Sometimes there's so much cuteness in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.

Worldshatter

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Moon Atari posted:

Sometimes there's so much cuteness in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.

If this is ever happening consider looking at something ugly to balance your heart out

I know it seems bad but it's very important to get a right balance between cuteness pushing your heart in and ugliness pushing it out

MiracleWhale


i don my flippers and lower my scuba mask. today is the day i finally hug that otter

MiracleWhale


i wrote that post with the form of a joke but it's not a joke so much as an aspiration

Orkin Mang

by FactsAreUseless
ironically, the lynx reeks

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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




MiracleWhale posted:

i don my flippers and lower my scuba mask. today is the day i finally hug that otter


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
i caught a baby squirrel this spring
well i didnt catch him i put my hand a few inches from him and he ran under it for warmth and shelter :3

in the morning i called this lady lives out in the country who rehabs orphaned squirrels and omg she looked just like one -- short as the dickens, three or four shades of grey in her hair, the biggest buckteeth i ever seen. i miss the little guy but i know i left him in good hands

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
now, now, it can be nice to just watch the cuteness too!

Commie NedFlanders

Cute toad I found pinned down under a thing that I rescued :shobon:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKMdqc_Df01/?taken-by=commie_ned_flanders

Cute snake that surprised me that I caught and fed and watched it grow for a while

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJeX45uDw22/?taken-by=commie_ned_flanders


Cute butterfly I found

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJeZr9FjVf6/?taken-by=commie_ned_flanders


Cute black widow spider that was hiding in a box that I reached my hand into and almost stung me

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJgKDcTDnsc/?taken-by=commie_ned_flanders

Cute angry dog that ran up to me and was about a foot away from chomping me good. He was mad and barking at me. Filtered to better capture the atmosphere of the moment

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ53C1rjOIl/?taken-by=commie_ned_flanders


Outstanding Goose with filters to emphasize it's grandeur

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKY32IHjkdz/?taken-by=commie_ned_flanders

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Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
amphibians & reptiles are cool and cute

Arkanomen

All he wants is a hug
I like hugging and petting fluffy animals but sometimes they are really stinky and the fur is gross because they are an animal and I feel sad for them, but they like it I guess.

MiracleWhale


Arkanomen posted:

I like hugging and petting fluffy animals but sometimes they are really stinky and the fur is gross because they are an animal and I feel sad for them, but they like it I guess.

ferret fur feels like touching the head of a balding greaser with a skin condition but i still love em

Arkanomen

All he wants is a hug

MiracleWhale posted:

ferret fur feels like touching the head of a balding greaser with a skin condition but i still love em

My cat has greasy fur and dandruff too but he's a giant good boy who likes beer and goldfish crackers (and paper towels) and I love him. He's got medicine now so he's less greasy but now smells like fish.

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Ahundredbux posted:

amphibians & reptiles are cool and cute

they are!

i saw the coolest frog i ever seen a couple weeks ago

it made my day

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
when i worked at a cemetery i would find tiny frogs all over the place. i removed them from perilous situations and everyone acted like that was weird. i even found one under a headstone i pulled up once.

thankfully, while fluffy wild animals look extremely pettable they are actually very, very smelly so you would regret it even if they let you pet them. pictures of fluffy wild animals are great, though.

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