what if the number 27 stopped working?

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LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

would you still be able to play the game mario 64?

# ? Sep 25, 2016 07:39

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it would collect numemployment

# ? Sep 25, 2016 07:55

Dial-a-Dog

despite the name you actually never use the number 27 or, indeed, 64 while playing mario 64 so yeah i think so

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 07:57

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

stan: �hey, don't worry guys, i'll cover the bill. there are three of us, so three times� how much did those sandwiches cost?�
lynn: �$9�
stan: *sweating profusely*

# ? Sep 25, 2016 08:11

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Because 27 ate 29

# ? Sep 25, 2016 08:46

big black turnout

hey get this... mario 69

# ? Sep 25, 2016 08:48

Dads Dip Cup

Tim: "hey Tommy, what time is it?"
Tommy: *looking at watch* "oh it's three twenty...." he stops in mid-sentence, mouth hanging open as he stares through his watch into an endless vortex, spacetime begins to warp around him as he is pulled into another dimension and all memory of his existence is purged from reality

# ? Sep 25, 2016 09:04

Jesus Christ: mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

then jimi hendrix would still be alive

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 11:55

Elusif

Weird al would be very unhappy.

# ? Sep 25, 2016 11:57

alnilam

Zorodius posted:

it would collect numemployment

HighwireAct posted:

stan: “hey, don't worry guys, i'll cover the bill. there are three of us, so three times… how much did those sandwiches cost?”
lynn: “$9”
stan: *sweating profusely*

Dads Dip Cup posted:

Tim: "hey Tommy, what time is it?"
Tommy: *looking at watch* "oh it's three twenty...." he stops in mid-sentence, mouth hanging open as he stares through his watch into an endless vortex, spacetime begins to warp around him as he is pulled into another dimension and all memory of his existence is purged from reality

# ? Sep 25, 2016 12:36

LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

hi this is number tech support. what, 27 stopped working? did you try subtracting it and adding it back in again?

# ? Sep 25, 2016 15:14

Manifisto

roulette man: and the winner is . . . a suffusion of yellow??

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 25, 2016 15:50

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 15:53

LP0 ON FIRE: _{beep boop}

Ahundredbux posted:

2 is badass

# ? Sep 25, 2016 16:08

Applewhite: by vyelkin

I'd no longer be able to accurately describe the length of my genitals in centimeters.

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# ? Sep 25, 2016 16:28

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

rip nooner

# ? Sep 25, 2016 20:51

FluffieDuckie

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

hi this is number tech support. what, 27 stopped working? did you try subtracting it and adding it back in again?

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Sep 25, 2016 20:52

deep dish peat moss

It doesn't matter, because 24 is the highest number.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkP_OGDCLY0

# ? Sep 26, 2016 00:25

social vegan

Katherine Heigl goes to 26 weddings wearing a nice dress and then goes to the last one just wearing a big bucket shrugging

# ? Sep 26, 2016 00:52

ChickenWyngz: Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!

I'd probably die before I'm 28 next week, which would suck. Or maybe I couldn't go past 27 and I become immortal. Or maybe I get the Benjamin Button disease. Maybe the members of the 27 club would resurrect. I dunno tbh :confused:

# ? Sep 26, 2016 01:01

satanic splash-back

Hello? Yeah, I, uh... I have a problem with my 27. It's not working anymore. I'd like to return this and get an XXVII.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 01:04

social vegan

satanic splash-back posted:

Hello? Yeah, I, uh... I have a problem with my 27. It's not working anymore. I'd like to return this and get an XXVII.

most of vin diesel

# ? Sep 26, 2016 01:11

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

satanic splash-back posted:

Hello? Yeah, I, uh... I have a problem with my 27. It's not working anymore. I'd like to return this and get an XXVII.

sorry, best I can do is

# ? Sep 26, 2016 01:13

Three-Phase: by zen death robot

Would the number 277 keep working?

Because that number is very important since it equals 480 divided by the square root of 3.

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# ? Sep 26, 2016 01:34

Darkman Fanpage

it has happened before and will happen again.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 04:35

MiracleWhale

please return your 27s to the nearest service center to exchange for two numbers of equal or lesser value

# ? Sep 26, 2016 04:39

Capntastic: A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

We'll find out when the next person replies

# ? Sep 26, 2016 05:00

Takane: by FactsAreUseless

Capntastic posted:

We'll find out when the next person replies

Posting with bated breath

e: made it past 27 were safe!!!

# ? Sep 26, 2016 05:12

Capntastic: A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

What the heck there's nothing there

# ? Sep 26, 2016 05:15

joke_explainer

well... all computers would break, as a vast array of computer technology depends on things with more than 26 parts, I mean, on a hardware level things would stop working but also like... any array larger than 26 would have a major problem, there'd be an enormous number of off-by-one errors, probably every electronic thing would just stop working immediately.

most elements heavier than cobalt would probably undergo massive radioactive decay being made unstable by the sudden departure of one electron or proton. the burst of prompt neutron radiation would probably sterilize everything on the planet / universe.

i think a lot of bad things would happen really

# ? Sep 26, 2016 05:24

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

if there aren't any 27th days of months anymore, that's 12 less days between me and weed day

# ? Sep 26, 2016 05:27

inkajoo: nyes

I wouldn't have been borned.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 05:29

Takane: by FactsAreUseless

HighwireAct posted:

if there aren't any 27th days of months anymore, that's 12 less days between me and weed day

What would happen when you got to your 27th weed day?

# ? Sep 26, 2016 05:30

Doghouse: I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.