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There's never a good reason to get high, of course. But here are a few: Six hour drive with grandma statutory requirement to enter skate park cause life's a bitch and then you die For Biggie celebrating International Secretary's Day. Keep slayin', ladies All the Jim-Jim's in this town just really like bubble noisesAre there any others 
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You just got poisoned sharing a drink with a member of an opposing delegation and have only a few minutes to purge your digestive tract of the organ-destroying venom, you have no gag-reflex, but luckily weed makes you instantly queasy. Clear the chamber of that bong and survive.
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Sep 25, 2016 08:12
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"No agent of MI-6 can smoke with me and keep their wits about them. Prove you are the arms dealer you say you are, and light that poo poo up."
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Sep 25, 2016 08:18
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There's a terrible situation going down, and you have the skills to fix it, the problem? People think it is too easy having a person trained in dealing with the situation handling it. There's no excitement, there's no drama. So, smoke this joint first, then you can solve it more slowly and less efficiently than you would otherwise, and win the support of the crowd.
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Sep 25, 2016 08:18
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We've developed a new breathalyzer test that can determine if someone is driving while being way too loving high, but we haven't tested it. Maybe there's some way we can test it?
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Sep 25, 2016 08:20
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Because planes are hard to maneuver on the ground |
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Sep 25, 2016 08:22
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“Look, if you're gonna do any drug, weed's the one to go with. Don't go diving into that deep cuts poo poo, though. My old dealer – great guy – he got into some bad poo poo, man. Breakfast every morning. One day he was smiling and joking around like he always did, next day they found him sprawled out on his apartment floor, face-down in a plate of eggs Benedict. Still had hollandaise sauce all over his cheek when they drove him to the morgue.”
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Sep 25, 2016 08:32
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Are horse whisperer; really want to get inside that Clydesdale's head Drew Hierophant in tarot card drinking game Day 1, time to break in this Oval Office
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Sep 25, 2016 08:45
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Sep 25, 2016 08:48
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you currently aren't high
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Sep 25, 2016 08:48
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Carried off by ants. Again. |
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Sep 25, 2016 08:49
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For me there was no question, because they had you four to one, and you can't fight dirty pirates when your freighter has no gun.
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Sep 25, 2016 08:58
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Life is meaningless, no one is here on purpose, whatever it takes to dull the pain of existence is fair dinkum, I say
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Sep 25, 2016 09:04
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We're rapidly approaching an understanding of the brain where we could add something that would make it completely impossible for a given person to abuse any particular drug again without severe negative consequences, permanently. Do you think that is an ethical way to deal with drug abuse? |
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Sep 25, 2016 09:17
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Because it's there |
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Sep 25, 2016 13:20
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the more of it I smoke the less there is around for kids to get hooked on
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Sep 25, 2016 13:25
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before I watch get low on bluray |
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Sep 25, 2016 13:39
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Laughter is fun but you have been completely unable to laugh without the aide of some weed. Life is miserable but with enough weed you might be able to tunnel into a more chill reality. You want to step up your enjoyment of the pizza that you just ordered. You just want to fit in with the cool kids at school. Sure you're a 45 year old sad man but this is the first step to acceptance. You need an excuse to put on your  hat. You think that there are clues leading to the Illuminati hidden deep within your Porcupine Tree album and need to go deeper into the music to solve the mystery.
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Sep 25, 2016 14:01
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you ate half a bag of doritos and aren't hungry anymore |
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Sep 25, 2016 14:03
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you want to become one with the process, to understand the bonds that will hold this little structure together, and the modeling glue is just staring at you, taunting you, daring you to take just one sniff
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Sep 25, 2016 14:44
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Sep 25, 2016 17:36
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I'm too used to winning, sometimes i need to feel like a loser. |
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Sep 25, 2016 17:43
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rasta style worship
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Sep 25, 2016 17:44
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afroman is about to do something productive |
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Sep 25, 2016 17:46
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 to praise satan and inhale the glory that is his lettuce in order to spite Jesus and his Father. take that, mom! heh...
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Sep 25, 2016 18:40
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bacalou posted:
it's actually the opposite because God created all the plants for humans to cultivate and enjoy in a way which glorifies Him ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Sep 25, 2016 18:57
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Sep 25, 2016 19:06
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Volume posted:It's my day off But I also smoke on days when I work |
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Sep 25, 2016 19:07
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Carried off by ants. Again. commence phase 420
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Sep 25, 2016 19:13
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Spice up your phlebotomist's day with a bit of a challenge. |
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Sep 25, 2016 19:13
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your life sucks and the only way you know how to cope with it is to be high 24/7
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Sep 26, 2016 00:46
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its morning its afternoon its night any combination of the numbers four, two, and zero. your favorite forum got nuked and you dont know how to live with your self loathing, without it.
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Sep 26, 2016 01:01
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When you lane switchin' with the paint drippin' You gotta do the dishes
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Sep 26, 2016 01:30
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Prostitute
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Sep 26, 2016 01:35
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you came to see the headlining band and there are still two more sets before them
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Sep 26, 2016 04:01
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if I don't smoke the weed eventually it will smoke me
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Sep 26, 2016 10:50
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I just remembered weed exists
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Sep 26, 2016 13:09
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when youre wife is all like " You need to do this" lol nah
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Sep 26, 2016 14:21
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You're an undercover cop and you need to prove yourself to get into the gang |
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Sep 26, 2016 16:04
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when you have to watch your boring rear end grandson
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