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Who wins?
This poll is closed.
Chicago Hoyers 1 1.43%
Dallas Daks 17 24.29%
No one 14 20.00%
DOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE 38 54.29%
Total: 70 votes
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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Lt. Chips posted:

Gotta murder them harder next time apparently.

Edit: How the gently caress did Floyd end up in coverage?

he can't do anything else

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Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

DrunkPanda posted:

Did that military guy in the commercial say his familial bonds with his sister were tested... because she cooked him lunch and didn't give him a big enough portion? :psyduck:

These are the worst ads ever, the Navy Federal ones. They're all just so stupid. Howevee in that situation I'd be pretty upset to because that guys plate was like three and a half bites. Where's the love?

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

Seriously? Miley Cyrus is on the voice now? I didn't think that show could get any worse...

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Quiet Feet posted:

If Romo is on the sidelines its probably his spine.

hahahahah

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
upon review bad challenge


Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

R.D. Mangles posted:

oh i just asseumed he was injured

A safe assumption for all bears. Before the end of the night they'll cart pat O'Donnell off the field after Barth dislocates his ankle and accidentally pops O'Donnell full force in the nutsack

The aristocrats!

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I wonder if Bozworth has a penny of the money he earned in the league.

Fairly certain he blew it all before his injuries.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

that's seriously a horrible challenge why did no one upstairs stop him

B-Mac
Apr 21, 2003
I'll never catch "the gay"!
Jason Garrett is a moron.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Dez high as gently caress on painkillers

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Bonham posted:

How is Dez running routes

HGH

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYP6SJyixBo

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
Oh drat Arnold Palmer died

MatildaTheHun
Aug 31, 2011

here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry

TubeStank posted:

That was a clean and awesome hit man I don't know what you're talking about

I guess? Like the dude still got physically hurt by it and typically I don't like watching people, like, run into walls to make money for billionaires.

Ussr
Sep 17, 2004

Wait, what?
:siren: DAK 2 Dak :siren:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Dak 2: Dak Harder

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

that's seriously a horrible challenge why did no one upstairs stop him

when is jerry just gonna say "gently caress it" and finally declare himself coach

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





At halftime, fire John Fox, put in Jeff Foxworthy.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
jason garrett is trying to kill dak

Barudak
May 7, 2007

haljordan posted:

when is jerry just gonna say "gently caress it" and finally declare himself coach

Whenever he no longer gets an erection from shooting pigs in a helicopter.

So never.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

J33uk posted:

Oh drat Arnold Palmer died

:smith:

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Beasely will at least have some hardcore rib contusions. Tomorrow morning is going to be absolute agony for that man.

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
House Prescott's words:

We do not throw

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
Prescott gonna get hurt

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

J33uk posted:

Oh drat Arnold Palmer died

Pour one out

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Quiet Feet posted:

At halftime, fire John Fox, put in Jeff Foxworthy.

foxworthy is too rich to work for a podunk league like the NFL

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Quiet Feet posted:

At halftime, fire John Fox, put in Jeff Foxworthy.

If you find yourself going 8-8, you might be a Cowboy

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Hey, he's not the only Palmer who had a bad day.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

^^ :drat:

Tim Whatley posted:

Pour one out

Brb gotta go to 711 and grab one

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Rabble posted:

Prescott gonna get hurt

Yeah, maybe...

I hope he doesn't hot dawg it to the injury list

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

DrunkPanda posted:

Seriously? Miley Cyrus is on the voice now? I didn't think that show could get any worse...

Miley is too good for that show.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Mixing an Arnold Palmer and vodka in my house in memory of a man I don't know, whose sport sucks, whose business employs a relative, but whose drink is fantastic.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Quiet Feet posted:

At halftime, fire John Fox, put in Jeff Foxworthy.

If you've ever snapped the ball before the qb was ready for it on 4th and one

You might be a Chicago bear

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

haljordan posted:

foxworthy is too rich to work for a podunk league like the NFL

Surely Golden Corral doesnt pay that well

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Brian Hoyer can't even hand the ball off properly

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

The Brian Hoyer experience

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

J33uk posted:

Oh drat Arnold Palmer died

but in all seriousness

https://twitter.com/MenInBlazers/status/780206749655588865

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
THEY'LL NEVER EXPECT IT

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Lol

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Hoyer changed his mind midstroke

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