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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:I plan to put large amounts of taxpayer dollars into cloning research, to advance the cause of cloning Katy Perry. I want to live in this world.
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Lazy Reservist posted:I want to live in this world. 
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Sep 27, 2016 02:06
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"That's called business by the way" You loving oval office.
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Sep 27, 2016 02:16
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If elected, I will increase NASA's budget; disband the ATF and redirect its funding to animal shelters; and ensure that every shopette has a modest selection of quality beers that do not resemble bottled urine. Furthermore, I will establish a Do Need Pette list of all puppers and doggos in need of a home. Where will the funds for such a monumental enterprise come from? It will be paid for with taxes collected from those on the new Does Not Pette registry, comprised of all the terrible people who have been convicted of not being good to dogges.
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Naked Bear posted:If elected, I will increase NASA's budget; disband the ATF and redirect its funding to animal shelters; and ensure that every shopette has a modest selection of quality beers that do not resemble bottled urine. Furthermore, I will establish a Do Need Pette list of all puppers and doggos in need of a home. Where will the funds for such a monumental enterprise come from? It will be paid for with taxes collected from those on the new Does Not Pette registry, comprised of all the terrible people who have been convicted of not being good to dogges. I'm already working on your reelection campaign.
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Sep 27, 2016 15:14
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and i already cashed out my life savings to donate to your campaign
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Sep 27, 2016 15:31
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:I believe we live in a world where boobs and butts can be appreciated equally. Is that not what this country was founded on? This is the only good campaign point in this thread. You had something going with the only good dogs stance until you referred to humans as masters. Dogs have no masters and should not. Only humans who make sure they have the food and skritches they deserve. Which is why you fuckers should vote for me. Government funbux for all GiPers. VA burned to the ground, administration level employees hung from street lamps. New system: Simpler paperwork for application, appeal and re-evaluation by independent doctors. Rating system no longer that loving retarded remaining percent. Option to visit local doctors and medical centers of your choice. Additional funbux for dogge care, tax breaks for dogge parents. I agree with my opponent "I believe we live in a world where boobs and butts can be appreciated equally. Is that not what this country was founded on?". NO MODS NO MASTERS And legal space weed. gently caress the DEA.
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This debate is over. Media outlets and SCIENTIFIC POLLS have unanimously declared ME to be the WINNER.
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