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DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
This thread is for pictures and discussion of the most noble and majestic creature known to mankind.



The capybara is a friend to all, even unlovable goons!



Awww



Dawwwww

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Awful gremlin rodents

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
It's like a vegetarian dog.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AofUS6bdI0Q

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

Those giant guinea pigs are pretty chill dudes

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
I wanna visit that Japanese zoo with the capybara spa at least once before I die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=715pE23NIm8

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

that thing got a gross little weiner

ToastedCrumbs
Jul 21, 2016

Sergeant_Crunch posted:

I wanna visit that Japanese zoo with the capybara spa at least once before I die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=715pE23NIm8

The title of that video seems extremely nws

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

is thsr like a beaver????

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Do they make good steaks?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord


it's no nutria tha s for goddamn sure.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

finally now's my chance to shine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A2s70Z_LTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLewl494EeU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XurYH-JgFVw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL14-M2g4w8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCoI6CKFoHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6d0Y0ObY3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLL6zl2_isU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTk688cXTsA

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
It's a little known fact that squirrel monkeys and capybaras are ancient allies, if any hapless denizen of the Amazon foolishly threatens either, both animals will ride into battle with grim resolution.

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Capybara? I don't think they exist.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

that rodent got a hell of an o face

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax
I want to find the biggest cappys and just rassle the heck outta them. Not trying to hurt them, nothing violent, just roughhouse em up a bit like you would any large breed of dog. Try to knock emm down, drag emm around a bit, give them some good solid thwacking pats on the belly.

The Laughing Man
Sep 21, 2016

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5qNjiSHcGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdF-g5MHm48

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
I'm H.H and I approve this message.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCwcJsBYL3o

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
No Gaddafi, voted 3

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i like pictures and videos of capybaras but apparently the real things smell terrible and as giant rodents they are doubtless riddled with parasites and disease.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

DeusExMachinima posted:

This thread is for pictures and discussion of the most noble and majestic creature known to mankind.



The capybara is a friend to all, even unlovable goons!



Awww



Dawwwww

they are cute and delicious

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Anyone got any pics or vids of one getting hosed off about something and attacking?

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Serious Frolicking posted:

i like pictures and videos of capybaras but apparently the real things smell terrible and as giant rodents they are doubtless riddled with parasites and disease.

Capybaras have very little smell of their own because their hair is sparse, dries quickly, and they aren't very oily, so their smell is essentially a function of what they swim in and roll around in. Wild capys in Brazil especially near cities have a reputation for smelling bad because of the polluted water they swim in but pet capys and Japanese petting zoo capys do not smell like much because they have clean mud and clean water to wallow in. Not sure about parasites or disease among wild capys but the pet and zoo ones generally seem pretty healthy to me too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8geGngFYzdw

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

spud posted:

Anyone got any pics or vids of one getting hosed off about something and attacking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db9KTylo7Tw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMBzsKU3BH0

but seriously if you spook them they can nip you and their bites are said to hurt but that's about as bad as they can get

BattleMaster fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Sep 28, 2016

sock it to me!
Feb 7, 2010
I like this thread.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
are they so chill because they have no natural predators or are they just really dumb

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Capybara fact: the Catholic church has declared them to be fish, and thus suitable for eating during lent

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Ultimate rodent right here.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

are they so chill because they have no natural predators or are they just really dumb

jaguars, anacondas, and caiman all eat them but they're grazing herbivores so they'd rather just chill out and eat if they're not in danger

they can really haul rear end especially in the water if something scares them though

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

are they so chill because they have no natural predators or are they just really dumb

they're just very social animals naturally. not much is gonna mess with a fully grown 150+ lb capy but anacondas and gators are a threat to younger ones afaik

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i gotta wheel these capybaras over to their capyburrow in this capybarrow

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

Capybaras only poo poo in the water so you need a wading pool as a litter box

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I heard they can speak.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Tuxedo Gin posted:

Capybaras only poo poo in the water so you need a wading pool as a litter box
same, you should see my water bill

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Only good part of the Olympics was that cappys kept wandering out on the golf course. As usual they had very few fucks to give.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

luv 2 date boys posted:



it's no nutria tha s for goddamn sure.

Nutrias are weak rear end scrub tear large members of the rodent family, IMO.

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
some capybaras escaped from a local free zoo and were on the lam for a few weeks, there were literally dozens of articles written about it, i hate toronto


https://www.google.ca/search?q=toro...apybara&tbm=nws

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