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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Bard Maddox posted:

who were the twins on muscle and fitness 76 years ago

chang and eng

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
So many rear end based moves.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
"This lady who completely clowned me every time we've had a confrontation is totally cementing my legacy."

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Otunga is useless.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Carmella's gimmick of "hates Nikki Bella" is pretty good.

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Rhonne posted:

So many rear end based moves.

Rikishi would be proud.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Bard Maddox posted:

who were the twins on muscle and fitness 76 years ago

the mcguire twins

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

id like to see naomi do her entrance and then not wrestle, but then i fear we'd end up with the nitro girls

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Your grandparents.

I'm very proud of them :)

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

DoctorGonzo posted:

Otunga is useless.

He's good.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

dromal phrenia posted:

id like to see naomi do her entrance and then not wrestle, but then i fear we'd end up with the nitro girls

Literally happened last week.

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Bard Maddox posted:

who were the twins on muscle and fitness 76 years ago

my balls lol

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Rhonne posted:

So many rear end based moves.
And no one is as good at rear end-based offense as Asuka

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Ostentatious posted:

did bray get sucked into a 90s fmv horror game?
Bray wishes he was in Phantasmagoria 2 A Puzzle of the Flesh or Ripper

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

achillesforever6 posted:

Bray wishes he was in Phantasmagoria 2 A Puzzle of the Flesh or Ripper

Hell, he wishes he was Sam & Max.

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dromal phrenia posted:

id like to see naomi do her entrance and then not wrestle, but then i fear we'd end up with the nitro girls

Do you not remember the ECW dancers that Miz was constantly trying to gently caress?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Blaise330 posted:

Literally happened last week.

but i still want other women to still have matches!

i will admit i was hoping carmella would just assault Nikki before the bell again though

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
this is a long commercial break

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Gordong Dongbay posted:

Do you not remember the ECW dancers that Miz was constantly trying to gently caress?

honestly i do not remember this

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Gordong Dongbay posted:

Do you not remember the ECW dancers that Miz was constantly trying to gently caress?

do you mean layla, kelly kelly and brooke?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


So ripped he can wear a shirt!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
natalya sounds like one of those goats that sound like a human but its just goat noises and its terrifying

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Brock Lesnar posted:

natalya sounds like one of those goats that sound like a human but its just goat noises and its terrifying

Yaaaaaaaaaay

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

carmella still isnt very good but shes working a lot on her mannerisms

bartok
May 10, 2006



Brock Lesnar posted:

natalya sounds like one of those goats that sound like a human but its just goat noises and its terrifying

I'm pretty sure her dad was some sort of wrestling mountain goat.

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Suddenly Naomi's kicks don't look quite as bad.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

I CANT STAND YOU :mad:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I didn't know there was a way you could make the Bronco Buster look worse, but here we are.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

"I can't stand you!"

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
lots of weird offense in this match

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Gordong Dongbay posted:

Do you not remember the ECW dancers that Miz was constantly trying to gently caress?

hell same

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Women's wrestling in the WWE really is the loving worst.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Oh no, Naomi landed right on her tactical butt!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

im sorry ladies but i am done with this match and must insist that we get Alexa Bliss

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

DoctorGonzo posted:

Otunga is useless.

You can legit tell that he's reading his little script word-for-word most of the time, it's terrible

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Nice roll up

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
That was a roll up?

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Nikki is totally going over at No Mercy

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
match of the year

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lol has Nikki won since she came back

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