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Slanderer
May 6, 2007
Cats own. They kill bugs and sleep all day and that owns. If you don't have a cat you probably hosed up at some point during your life.

Post your cats, people.

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Slanderer
May 6, 2007
Here is AJ judging me for being a moron

I hate yankees
Apr 29, 2008

Slanderer posted:

Here is AJ judging me for being a moron



that's a good lookin' tortoise shell cat imo

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
This is how I do my cats:
http://catrecipes.com/recipes/braisedcat.html

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

my gf got a cat. he either sleeps or is a piece of poo poo. dogs are better

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

my gf got a cat. he either sleeps or is a piece of poo poo. dogs are better

sounds like you are the cat!

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Doctor Schnabel posted:

sounds like you are the cat!

drat ive been owned

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

my gf got a cat. he either sleeps or is a piece of poo poo. dogs are better

Rethink this.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

here is a manly song about a cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88yEF__2xpE

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

here is a man singing to a cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scczP4z9xr4

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
who makes they're own cat food!!!

i do. thank you lisa pierson, dvm for showing me thelight

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
Two cats: double the shed fur, double the... murder. gently caress, I give up. Two cats for the honeypot.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007




woke one of my cats up to take a pic and she didnt appreciate it

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

RedTonic posted:

Two cats: double the shed fur, double the... murder. gently caress, I give up. Two cats for the honeypot.



dual wielding, nice

Someone Awful! posted:



woke one of my cats up to take a pic and she didnt appreciate it

worth the inevitable revenge, IMO

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
The cats used to crap in the garden beds and cat crap is gross and kills the plants so my parents told us kids to shoot them with the BB gun whenever we saw them in the yard. They became wary of people showing up but would still go in the yard so we started keeping the BB gun in the bathroom and we'd slide the window open real slow and then snipe them. The guy that owned the cats moved away later on and now if I visit my parents they always have tons of songbirds in the back yard, sometimes hummingbirds, and a lovely garden, two fruit trees. All thanks to no cats.

Sorry cat fans.

I like cats today because I'm not really a psycho but I think they should not be let out of the house ever.

Kitten Nightmares
May 15, 2007
look through a faithless eye; are you afraid to die?



This is Bijoux, being a majestic derpy floof.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Mister Marlowe :rolleyes:

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

Kitten Nightmares posted:



This is Bijoux, being a majestic derpy floof.

I highly recommend that you boop Bijoux's nose.

Dinosaurmageddon posted:


Mister Marlowe :rolleyes:

Same.


Hello

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

Slanderer posted:

dual wielding, nice

They are best buds. :3:

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

D'awww

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002
Mine like to sleep together and hold hands

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Homo cats

Kitten Nightmares
May 15, 2007
look through a faithless eye; are you afraid to die?

Slanderer posted:

I highly recommend that you boop Bijoux's nose.
Why, that's one of my favorite pastimes.

Also what's up :regd07:

Stuck in glass table, send help vvv

Bean
Sep 9, 2001


Chloe and Max bein awesome

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Hey i got one too

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut


Mine when they were six months old. Autolycus on the left is polydactyl af and can pick up bottle caps and work doorknobs and stuff, the best cat



He also is a gargoyle



Hestia is charming and chatty, the best cat

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


something something common brushtail possum

heres another cat i have, he's orange and old and thinks i read SA too much

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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ya'll motherfuckers have some pretty cats

this is my cat, noel, the best cat




She is super friendly, doesn't destroy things, rarely pees or barfs where she shouldn't, it helps that she's old and mellow

she also once beat the poo poo out of a dog several times her size

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
my cat is 19. If I take a photo his soul will leave.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004


Hey I'm Lola I'm a straight high roller
ain't about cash, I'm all about cashola

lizard_phunk
Oct 23, 2003

Alt Girl For Norge

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Hey I'm gonna tell u something cool about cats here it goes cats are good as hell

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


i want to pet every cat in this thread including the cats that are actually possums

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

ScrubLeague posted:

Hey I'm gonna tell u something cool about cats here it goes cats are good as hell

Whoa nice cat av

cats are good

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Very nice thread guys n gals. My cat is old, lives with my parents and will probably die in a couple of years. I miss him a lot. Im thinking bout getting another cat, but I live in a apartment,
Is it cruel or not to have an indoor cat? How will it effect the cat?

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


My cat pooped on her butt. It dried to her butt hairs, and now I have to remove it. poo poo cat wrasslin here I come.

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